morefire:

he had to ask considering that your English is really bad!!! how can you say "who help you wrote it"? nigga am sure your father was right to ask

Bless you

you should have just let that slide.




Allow lil kids play sometime

Is your father a man?

When day breaks who fixes it?

Are all midgets short?

defendedvictim: dumbest..dat Shud b wen i visited my uncle n he wz Lyk 'is dis u?'

lol...

fpeter: THEY WAKE YOU UP AND THEN ASK IF YOU WERE ASLEEP?

Look what we have here: a chronic noctambulist.

edozie04: After coming bak 4rm a long journey nd they ask are u bakTat synonymous wt our ibo ones in d village

i concur.whenever i'm comin bak home from my PPA Where i'm currently serving in ebonyi state, having greeted dis villagers good afternoon. U hear question like ''corper, u don come''?
No I don go

Lol

demolaprof:
i concur.whenever i'm comin bak home from my PPA Where i'm currently serving in ebonyi state, having greeted dis villagers good afternoon. U hear question like ''corper, u don come''?
No I don go

exactly

Who sang ijoba orun by lara george? Say what!!

When people lose weight, where does it go?

How many people were involved in the accident?

three people and an Hausa

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Imagine somebody askin wat re they doin on Nairaland

EMEKA1MILLION: You still dey sleep?? Ohh fu*K, am not sleeping am learning how to die

hahhahahahahahahah.......I don die here

DID THIS THREAD MAKE FRONT PAGE?

taraboo: 1. Trust me 2. am a full blooded nigerian and I understand that it has become a norm for most Nigerians to ask obvious questions which I find dumb buh that doesn't stopit from having the quality of Dumb anyways!
Some go you dey wash? When its xo xo obVious with a pail with soaped water in it and clothes, I was probably baptising the clothes
Or the other one that goes:
Customer:Gimme Fanta
Seller:Sorry,there's no Fanta we don't HAVE ANY COCA-COLA products.
Customer:toh!You have coke?
Seller: No!
Customer:You don't have any cocacola products?

What are your experiences lemme hear them!

*checks wallet and runs out of thread*

khalebzy: Me: Dad i passed my waec
DAD: who help you wrote it?



GOshhh i be like ihate this Man

your comment tells the full story

someone asked me this"""" Which is better, Tom Tom or Sat Nav

d day i ask my mum y is my name isaiah, why am i in this family and y do pple call me male not female

Q-is dis on fp
A- no its on back page

Q-how did it get dere
A- shekau put it dere

khalebzy: Me: Dad i passed my waec
DAD: who help you wrote it?



GOshhh i be like ihate this Man

truly speaking who helped u cos with this ur english ehn'who help you wrote it?'

Rastamann: How many people were involved in the accident?

three people and an Hausa

Lmaoooo .....wicked

khalebzy: Me: Dad i passed my waec
DAD: who help you wrote it?



GOshhh i be like ihate this Man

Very valid question.. your dad is smart!

My coworker ask if I was high? I said do I look high he said High a$$ fck! Then I was like why you asking again?dumbest question ever

khalebzy: Me: Dad i passed my waec
DAD: who help you wrote it?



GOshhh i be like ihate this Man

wit Ur English we no go blame Ur daddy

Imagine this scenario between me and a friend at a shopping Mall

Friend:- Na wetin u dey find here?
Me:- I come hunt antelope
Wtf

The dumbest question is when will nigerian youths wake up. When will bokoharam end. When will hunger end in the streets. When will ebola be eradicated. When will I stop being ever broke when? Jst not in a gud mood. Jst passing

I think it was when a police officer after I gave him my drivers licence and particulars to check, asked re you sure you re the one in this drivers licence? What a dump question . Na me suppose investigate for him?

To me none of these infuriate me. The dumbest question I have been asked are
1: how old are you
2; are you a virgin
3; why don't you drink
4; why don't u wear trouser
5; why can't u dance
So many why's. Infact I'm getting use to them.

CoolHunk:
Are you for real?!

^^^^^ Son look up, that is one of the dumbest questions i ever heard asked