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If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 1:27pm On Oct 21, 2008
If dogs were your teacher you would learn stuff like,

- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

- Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

- When it's in your best interest -- practice obedience.

- Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

- Take naps and stretch before rising.

- Run, romp, and play daily.

- Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

- Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.

- On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

- On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

- When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

- No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout, run right back and make friends.

- Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

- Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

- Be loyal.

- Never pretend to be something you're not.

- If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by clemcykul(f): 1:34pm On Oct 21, 2008
aww just thought of my dog shreg grin

how are u angel tyty?

nice post
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 1:38pm On Oct 21, 2008
tnx clem

wia av u bin?
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by sylve11: 12:36pm On Oct 24, 2008
tyty, u be dog?
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by Arcani: 12:42pm On Oct 24, 2008
I like ya poem tyty tongue
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 1:09pm On Oct 24, 2008
@syl
its a question, NO

u be monkey tongue
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by akym(m): 5:40pm On Oct 24, 2008
Tyty Nice poem.

I like a dog just bcause of all this poem line as well.
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by CuteAngel(f): 5:51pm On Oct 24, 2008
Nice copyright grin
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by dani1luv: 6:46pm On Oct 24, 2008
2009 sorrii 1202 (c) copyrite grin
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 10:07am On Oct 27, 2008
una do well tongue
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On Oct 28, 2008
thankx omo mi
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by akym(m): 3:52pm On Oct 28, 2008
Daddy 4 ur information ur pikkin na copyrighter.
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 4:39pm On Oct 28, 2008
gbeborun, ta lo bere lowo e tongue
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by Scopium: 4:52pm On Oct 28, 2008
[size=13pt]Tyty is my dog, a female one for that matter lipsrsealed undecided wink[/size]
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by Gabry(f): 12:20am On Oct 29, 2008
tytylayor:

@syl
its a question, NO

u be monkey tongue

Monkey is meant for Infobaba sha.

Other animals which is applicable is as such:-
1) Poccupine
2) Ant Eater
3) Flying Fox
4) Dugong
5) Zebra
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by Pappyshoes(m): 1:27pm On Oct 29, 2008
Gabry the Zoologist. wink wink
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 2:58pm On Oct 29, 2008
Scopium:

[size=13pt]Tyty is my dog, a female one for that matter lipsrsealed undecided wink[/size]

and u be my goat (ogufe) tongue
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by romsky: 4:53pm On Oct 29, 2008
huh i no sabi nytyn sha
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by clemcykul(f): 11:04am On Oct 30, 2008
nice one tyty

an eye for a nose
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 12:06pm On Oct 30, 2008
and bla bla for bla bla bla grin
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by clemcykul(f): 3:11pm On Oct 30, 2008
yesso

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