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If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 1:27pm On Oct 21, 2008 |
If dogs were your teacher you would learn stuff like, - When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. - Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. - Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. - When it's in your best interest -- practice obedience. - Let others know when they've invaded your territory. - Take naps and stretch before rising. - Run, romp, and play daily. - Thrive on attention and let people touch you. - Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do. - On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. - On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. - When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. - No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout, run right back and make friends. - Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. - Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. - Be loyal. - Never pretend to be something you're not. - If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. - When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by clemcykul(f): 1:34pm On Oct 21, 2008 |
aww just thought of my dog shreg how are u angel tyty? nice post |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 1:38pm On Oct 21, 2008 |
tnx clem wia av u bin? |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by sylve11: 12:36pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
tyty, u be dog? |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by Arcani: 12:42pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
I like ya poem tyty |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 1:09pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
@syl its a question, NO u be monkey |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by akym(m): 5:40pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
Tyty Nice poem. I like a dog just bcause of all this poem line as well. |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by CuteAngel(f): 5:51pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
Nice copyright |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by dani1luv: 6:46pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 10:07am On Oct 27, 2008 |
una do well |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
thankx omo mi |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by akym(m): 3:52pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
Daddy 4 ur information ur pikkin na copyrighter. |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 4:39pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
gbeborun, ta lo bere lowo e |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by Scopium: 4:52pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Tyty is my dog, a female one for that matter [/size] |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by Gabry(f): 12:20am On Oct 29, 2008 |
tytylayor: Monkey is meant for Infobaba sha. Other animals which is applicable is as such:- 1) Poccupine 2) Ant Eater 3) Flying Fox 4) Dugong 5) Zebra |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by Pappyshoes(m): 1:27pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Gabry the Zoologist. |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 2:58pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Scopium: and u be my goat (ogufe) |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by romsky: 4:53pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
huh i no sabi nytyn sha |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by clemcykul(f): 11:04am On Oct 30, 2008 |
nice one tyty an eye for a nose |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by tytylayor: 12:06pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
and bla bla for bla bla bla |
Re: If Dogs Were Your Teacher by clemcykul(f): 3:11pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
yesso |
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