take her on & let her win, ow abt dt?

play beach volleyball,

take a nap yl he gets my luunch ready

serve him with poisoned chicken

tel him i dnt eat smal stuffs; i go 4 sharks, whales, crocs, etc

tell him not to bite more than he can chew

he ran away wen i shwd him d skeletonz of previos meals

le.mme go rescue him frm d ocean

I'll deflate his tube

datz ur float boo. b carefl else u'll drown in d shark-infested waterz

tell him not to play with sharks

show him d shark-pets we kip on d isle

help him treat the injury he had while playin wit shark-pets

or d 1 u gave me as u wantd 2 take off wen u saw d jaws! .

av him dress d wound then av him get us roasted fish 4 dinner

tell him i only know how to roast chicken

put him on probatn 4 6mnthz yl i av steve49ja chk hs papers

i tell him steve49ja has no right to be on the island
cos its me n goodass alone

Will quickly send for goodass and leave them alone to continue their thing

4 wia?

@ topic

ask him d wiarabt of SXLeamon 

right here baby hi

am i now a magician or itz just coincidence!?

wia u bn n ow u doin? miss ya

goodass:

am i now a magician or itz just coincidence!?

there was a sound in my head telling me you were calling

u wont crack ma ribz SXL

wb, av a drink

Cheers

Tell her that I have already burried Studio43 alive.

An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, until the boat sank! The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief he asks her: "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

"I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."

"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material that I found on the island; the oars were whittled from gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

"But-but, that's impossible," stutters the man. "You had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?"

"Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.

The guy is stunned.

"Let's row over to my place, " she says.

After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb-struck.

As they walk into the house, her beautiful breasts bouncing with each step, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?"

"No thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice."

"It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?"

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.

After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."

No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened onto its end, inside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses.

"What next?"

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines and a shell necklace-strategically positioned-and smelling faintly of gardenias.

She beckons for him to sit down next to her.

"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "we've been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. I've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right about now, something you've been longing for all these months? You know, " She stares into his eyes.

He can't believe what he's hearing. His heart begins to pound. He's truly in luck: "You mean, ", he gasps, ", I can actually check my e-mail from here??"

this is serious!

babysit for him

do d tango dance or rhumba

goodass:

do d tango dance or rhumba

LOL

@topic:

sign him up for commedy club night

Nice one there D1
@topic
send her back to the Caribbeans

tel him SXL was here wen he dsappeard. welcm him

@ Cay

as long as na d two both of us go rock d show, no wahala

shout at him