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Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by youngerikana(m): 5:42pm On Aug 21, 2014
:DThe fear of ebola is the beginning of commotionwink
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Candyrain(m): 5:45pm On Aug 21, 2014
neyur:

spirit holy
Pls where in the Holy Book did you see spirit holy?
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Candyrain(m): 5:46pm On Aug 21, 2014
justi4jesu:

Wisdom.......Goshhhhh...lol
grin
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Candyrain(m): 5:47pm On Aug 21, 2014
Back2seder:
lolz, u will not kill me with this your write up. Everybody want to go heaven but they don't want to die
You don see am na, no body wan die but dey wan go heaven according to 2Baba
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by englishmart(m): 5:57pm On Aug 21, 2014
Candyrain: Ebola virus



http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/laughter-is-good-for-the-soul-ebola-survivor-causes-commotion-in-church/186912/

The Fear of EBOLA is the Beginning of .........
MTSCHEEW! Too many lies per second
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Candyrain(m): 5:59pm On Aug 21, 2014
englishmart: MTSCHEEW! Too many lies per second
What lie are you talking about?
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by thorpido(m): 5:59pm On Aug 21, 2014
Ayatullah: Joke or no Joke........Christians are COWARDS :oJesus will be very disappointed with you guys on the day of accountability.
See who's talking?The God Who sent Jesus is not even known to you yet you are mocking and speaking of day of accountability.
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by englishmart(m): 6:01pm On Aug 21, 2014
Candyrain: What lie are you talking about?
u didn't even allow me to post before quoting me.
Do u refresh this page per second?

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Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Marleysmith: 6:02pm On Aug 21, 2014
undecided
people should at least know the limits of their 'jokes'
This is a very sensitive issue some folks are joking with.
At least O.P must know this trash does not even make any sense.

SMH
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Candyrain(m): 6:05pm On Aug 21, 2014
englishmart: u didn't even allow me to post before quoting me.
Do u refresh this page per second?
grin
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by xtervaganza(m): 6:09pm On Aug 21, 2014
Its a joke and we all know it
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by titoetal(m): 6:19pm On Aug 21, 2014
Nnaa men, tears running down my cheeks from laughter. If it's a joke, I score you 11/10.
However, I know most people will act likewise.
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by nenehenz(f): 6:20pm On Aug 21, 2014
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Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by titoetal(m): 6:31pm On Aug 21, 2014
IYANGBALI: it is very funny,go work on your sense of humour

Quite funny indeed. Anyone who reads this post and didn't laugh may require laughing gas for stimulation.
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by ebonyjummy(f): 6:36pm On Aug 21, 2014
U na no go kill us for dis ebola o. Ebola ds,ebola dt.
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Janetozi(f): 6:53pm On Aug 21, 2014
Well, mayb we should all be joking about Ebola, God, christainity, government etc. Nothing should be taken serious.

Nigeria & nigerians are joke, ebola will catch some senseless joker & they will die like a Joke.
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by missroyal: 6:55pm On Aug 21, 2014
I beg I no fit laff
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by neyur: 6:57pm On Aug 21, 2014
Candyrain: Pls where in the Holy Book did you see spirit holy?

aren't u asking what is holy spirit? So i turned it other way may b u understand that.
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by ogwomba(m): 7:06pm On Aug 21, 2014
Candyrain: So na wetin the pastor come get?
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Vickyboss(m): 7:17pm On Aug 21, 2014
Candyrain: Ebola virus



The Fear of EBOLA is the Beginning of .........



COMMON SENSE
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Candyrain(m): 7:17pm On Aug 21, 2014
titoetal: Nnaa men, tears running down my cheeks from laughter. If it's a joke, I score you 11/10.
However, I know most people will act likewise.
Tanto my chairman
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by thewarrior72: 7:18pm On Aug 21, 2014
Abatemtem: Prevention is better than cure.Look @ d case of d discharged doctor that later died after being declared free from the virus.So I won't blame them for fleein
Which discharged pastor? rumour monger undecided undecided


Back to the topic, the joke is so insipid & nothing funny about it.
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by sorom4: 7:25pm On Aug 21, 2014
Wondering why this will be on a FP. Jokes are good, but one should also know that some jokes are un~called for.
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by nora544: 7:29pm On Aug 21, 2014
Zakamori:


wonder why you people are like this. pray, tell me how many catholic or Anglican priests can confidently touch an ebola victim? hoe many imams can do so? Now you mention pentecistal pastors; soon they'll mention your prelate abi na pope, e-war start.

if the yoke funny to you, smile. if he no funny, waka pass.

must you generalize about pentecostal pastors?

it is pentecostal pastors who tell their followers that they can heal.
Who makes this healing miracles pentecost pastors.
Pentecost pastors will tell woman that they should come to church to get their kid.
Who speaks about praying and fasting and should have no fear about Ebola a very well known so called great man of God the same who told his followers that Ebola is only a demon, the other send water to liberia because it can heal and all this are pentecost pastors
Pentecost pastors after 6 month bible course are also doctors for medicine.
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Airforce1(m): 7:32pm On Aug 21, 2014
ebonyjummy: U na no go kill us for dis ebola o. Ebola ds,ebola dt.

De fear of adebola is the beginning of wisdom
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Nobody: 7:39pm On Aug 21, 2014
Nobody wan die, even me sef go run for my life and i no go attend that church again
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Davidbee(m): 7:42pm On Aug 21, 2014

Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by tomiobj(m): 7:52pm On Aug 21, 2014
donphilopus: I believe they would also throw away the microphone because no body would wanna touch the microphone again! O ye men of little Faith!
. How will they throw it away when everyone is too scared to touch it
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by nora544: 8:03pm On Aug 21, 2014
REad this than you see what pastors can make and this is no joke

Pastors can heal Ebola please read.

https://www.nairaland.com/1867812/ebola-cure-jesus-testimony-how

and this is dangerous!
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by Abatemtem(m): 8:36pm On Aug 21, 2014
thewarrior72: Which discharged pastor? rumour monger undecided undecided


Back to the topic, the joke is so insipid & nothing funny about it.
guy!I don tell u,too much of garri is not good for d eyes...where u see say I mention discharged 'pastor' for my post
Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by diamond02: 8:38pm On Aug 21, 2014
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Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by thewarrior72: 8:40pm On Aug 21, 2014
Abatemtem: guy!I don tell u,too much of garri is not good for d eyes...where u see say I mention discharged 'pastor' for my post
Sorry, I meant to say doctor cool

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