Hello people,
It's another lovely friday & am sure most of y'all are back from your work place whether officially or not officially...so we all gonna be doing sme TGIF kinda sh*t & here is hw it goes..........
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Today we gon be dropping some punchlines whether it's real, funny or dumb just drop em lyk it's hot & let laff about it, no direct insults pls...imma roll out 3 diff punchlines first, u knw lyk a bozz :-)
-Out of space, out of phase & time, I do not feel the fear of falling cos I wanna fly...

-Walking down the street me saw a gal, her skin shining lyk she gat scales on...walked up to her & I was lyk baby are u lizard? cos agama eyes on you.

-Been living my life like rehearsals tinking to pls everyone but now am hot eruptin lyk a volcano & spreading lyk an epidemic jst to clear all my obstacles, they told me I couldn't that's why I did.

Ok people drop ur flows & do ur even if it's only one line u got.

1. People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

2. Everything is funny, AS LONG AS IT IS HAPPENING TO SOMEONE ELSE!.

3. The golden Rule of work is that the Bosses' jokes are always FUNNY!

Unionised: 1. People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

2. Everything is funny, AS LONG AS IT IS HAPPENING TO SOMEONE ELSE!.

3. The golden Rule of work is that the Bosses' jokes are always FUNNY!

lol, luv d 3rd one...nobody wan loose hin job na bt I still no understand d first tho, u mst ve been a comedian

Frankestein08:
lol, luv d 3rd one...nobody wan loose hin job na bt I still no understand d first tho, u mst ve been a comedian

Accountants of past generations were well know for their "non-smiling, grim stance".

No be today's "chartered" accountants, who are more social than ants!

#ledgertins...

1. It seems when you want someone, they don't want you. and when someone wants you,you don't want them. And when you both want each other. Something has to come around and mess it up.

2. Lies don't end relationships usually the truth does...

3. Why is it that everything she did was justified and everything I said was unforgivable.

1. U aint man enof, u jus a bi!tch in disguise
Sure lyk yakubu wen u tek shots u'do misses mrs

*. Even With A "Glo-Sim" Inserted To Ya Brain.......You Still Won't RULE THE WORD!

*. Even With A Razor Blade Attached To Ya Brain.......You Still Won't Think Sharp!


*. You're Dead As 4uck.....I'll Force A Dick Into Ya Mouth And Make You Realize How Much You Suck!!

Unionised:

Accountants of past generations were well know for their "non-smiling, grim stance".

No be today's "chartered" accountants, who are more social than ants!

#ledgertins...

oh yea, I get u nw...nyc one bruh

Unionised: 1. It seems when you want someone, they don't want you. and when someone wants you,you don't want them. And when you both want each other. Something has to come around and mess it up.

2. Lies don't end relationships usually the truth does...

3. Why is it that everything she did was justified and everything I said was unforgivable.

*No. 3* dats ladies world 4 u bruh, dey always ryt.

YoungDaNaval: *. Even With A "Glo-Sim" Inserted To Ya Brain.......You Still Won't RULE THE WORD!

*. Even With A Razor Blade Attached To Ya Brain.......You Still Won't Think Sharp!


*. You're Dead As 4uck.....I'll Force A Dick Into Ya Mouth And Make You Realize How Much You Suck!!

W.T.F bruh...lmao, na hu offend u

I always thought being the best was real success but my dad told me, slow down boy or u going to blow it all you've to do is be better.

Life is a bi*ch(beach) but sometimes you've got to appreciate her & play in the sands.

Am up in the sky something lyk being space bound maybe cos am unlimited something lyk not being out of bound & am fearless something lyk a blood hound.

YoungDaNaval: *. Even With A "Glo-Sim" Inserted To Ya Brain.......You Still Won't RULE THE WORD!

*. Even With A Razor Blade Attached To Ya Brain.......You Still Won't Think Sharp!


*. You're Dead As 4uck.....I'll Force A Dick Into Ya Mouth And Make You Realize How Much You Suck!!

Hahaha. . Nice one

Even With The "Help Of A Thousand Midwives"......You Still Won't Deliver!!!

Y'all just lame boring malus/
i mean the way y'all wacks (wax) be 'dropping'.. one may mistake here for a 'burning candle!/