* In a world without fences and walls,
who needs Gates and Windows?
* An SQL statement walks into a bar
and sees two tables. It approaches,
and asks “may I join you?”
* A doctor, a civil engineer and a
programmer are discussing whose
profession is the oldest.
“Surely medicine is the oldest
profession,” says the doctor. “God
took a rib from Adam and created
Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll
be…”
The civil engineer breaks in:
“But before that He created the
heavens and the earth from chaos.
Now that’s civil engineering to me.”
The programmer thinks a bit and
then says:
“And who do you think created
chaos?”
* You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
* Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
* Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you
sudo access.
* Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
* Are your shirts a compressed file?
Because I'd love to unzip them!
* I would love to change the world, but
they won't give me the source code.

Source: http://www.quickfunnyjokes.com/computernerd.html

* They say patience is a virtue, go and browse with edge in Nigeria.
* Bugs come in through open Windows.
* Failure is not an option. It comes
bundled with your Microsoft product.
* NT is the only OS that has caused me
to beat a piece of hardware to death
with my bare hands.
* The truth is out there. Anybody got
the URL?
* If at first you don’t succeed; call it
version 1.0.
* My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta.
* Concept: On the keyboard of
life, always keep one finger on
the escape button
* Be nice to the nerds, for all
you know they might be the
next Bill Gates!
* Yes! My code compiled, and
my wife just produced the
output
* Windows 98 supports real
multitasking - it can boot and
crash simultaneously
* Norton: Incoming virus - (D)
ownload and save (R)un after
download
Source: http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/55-geeky-line-jokes/
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I dont understand d 3rd one

truly jokes 4 geeks

I dont gerrit, then that confirms it - I am not a geek, but I am greek!

They say Patience is a Virtue.. Just Try and Browse with EDGE Network in Nigeria..

This One is Epic..

Djangocode: They say Patience is a Virtue.. Just Try and Browse with EDGE Network in Nigeria..

This One is Epic..

I actually laughed when i read it.. Cos i do remember...

Djangocode: They say Patience is a Virtue.. Just Try and Browse with EDGE Network in Nigeria..

This One is Epic..

as in eehn...

they say 'the patient dog eats the fattest bone' but I wonder what a person that waites patiently on our EDGE will eat....