Beautiful piece! lmao!!!

hotmolo: H

I catch you. Wetin be H?

Where is the joke

Prodigee: You already know oo!

hahaha

Prodigee: You already know oo!

Can't stop laughing

Haha

That's all I can afford.

OMG!! Hilary !! sorry ..ts Hilarious ...

Hahahahaha a .. This Op has a diamond sense of humor, reminds me of a lady sitting behind me when I was flying to Lagos from ph.. If I guess, she shouted jesus more than 5million times, every turbulence follows with sporadic jesus chant...
I got so pissed and luckily for me since the plane was half
Filled, I moved to another seat.... The screeching landing sound almost paralysed her... No one could with hold their laughter...

Kai. So funny to read thru d 1st page and find no "likes"

Singlegirl ur story too long. And e no get informational value. Sorry

Johnny just travo


enle, ekabo.hope you enjoyed your flight

you need to see how baba ibeji was crying on board 2years ago

This first flight thing is overhyped joor. I heard so much tales about flYing and I expected to experience what people say. But there was no big deal. Didn't exeprience anything special, or worthy of special recall. No special experience, positive or negative. Just like a normal ride.

Wat's with the full stop and jst an alphabet as a comment?..Loll

This is why I pray never to sit next to a bush person (especially Nigerians) on an aircraft and I've been very lucky.

Take most Nigerian girls to a civilised environment, they'd embarrass you either through their behaviour, their voice, their arrogance or their voracious appetite. This scares the shi*t out of me.

OP next time you find yourself doing something for the first time, behave yourself, observe & pay attention. feel free to ask for assistance, there's no shame in that rather than making a mockery of yourself (I've seen people you won't believe haven't been on an aircraft before ) and also next time, eat moderately, you don't have to eat every food on the menu like you're a Somali refugee.

Thank your stars for the Mr Teaser who sat next to you, because if it were someone like me, I wouldn't even speak to you, talk more of helping you.

wat

Dreyl:

You've made my day honey. Thanks.

Fascinating. As Dbanj no ansa u, y u no walk up to am, DAZE d glasses comot 4rm him face. Him 4 shout 'WHY ME O?!'

lexdino: I catch you. Wetin be H?

fastest fingers tins bro

Babe,pls don't tel me u'r not a Comedian,cos u'r damn too funny,I was jst laffin alone,nice rite up

This is more of fiction.

Lovely writing skill here!

Today is my Bdaiiiiiiiii

@naijasinglegirl, you are good writer.

No one is complaining that it's too long because you captivated your readers.

I doubt if it's not a fiction, keep it up.

rattlesnake: Please those who read should summarize

Take ur time to read. Atleast ur papa send u go school.

lolz..Mr.teaser guy thoo....wat would hv happened if he didnt save u d embarassment...u would definitely pee on ur panties...

Mickeysho:
Take ur time to read. Atleast ur papa send u go school.

but not to come and read jargons

Finally NSG got a nairaland account welcome.

Gold45: You've made my day honey. Thanks.

check out her blog you would be rolling on the floor.

bad belle

nikkyshyne: Gush! I must have lost my sense of humour