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Sentences like this should be illegal, and carry a minimum 12 month incarceration term.



@Topic
Cool story.

like seriously

hold my pop corn and tell my kid sister go buy me squadron gin make i mix am with cocacola here ..oya continue the story jare....

0ps ur's is better. The first time entered plan from port Harcourt to lagos, blood of God, sabi sabi no gree me. see how I was just helping ppl doing things so that the plan can move on time. Suddenly I fell down when I raised my head I saw one beautiful girl with beautiful uniform in my front, she asked what is the matter? I told what I was doing, she just looked at me and said sabi sabi who send u. Na that day me self know say air hostees they follow me speak pigeons

OMG OP....u got ma ribs cracking hahahaa.I got interested in d topic cos iv not boarded a flight b4 bt will soon do so,so I decided to get some tips here.tanx for d awrenes tho bt I definately will not pretend like u did,lol, I'l allow d "mr Teaser" to assist.

thougth it was gonna end up when you were about crashing then he bleeps you before the plane-wrecking.

Tazmode: Fascinating. As Dbanj no ansa u, y u no walk up to am, DAZE d glasses comot 4rm him face. Him 4 shout 'WHY ME O?!'

Man mi! Your sense of humour is out of this world!

skyscrapper: Hey I didn't believe the part of the story u said u where ask to pay for what u ate..and you ate meat,this and that for a local flight.being aero

Please edit,you are a port Harcourt girlo

She may not have eaten all the assorted cos it's not served in the local flight, but snacks and drinks offered in Aero are paid for after or even inbtween consumptionpay.
It's Arik air that doesn't charge for those simply because it's included in your ticket unknown to you.

Must admit, t'was a hilarious write up though

Lmao! Very interesting! Almost caught Ebola while cracking my ribs......

rattlesnake: Please those who read should summarize

In one sentence, that surely not a story from a first timer on a plane. Shikena.

Why Qatar airline no charge for the food where i chop on board!

terrimatix: Why are you spoiling her business?? The last time i checked you were also a horrible blogger that came up with Davido owning a private jet.........Why put sand for her garri, even a blind man would know it was a make up story just to attract traffic to her blog.

Chai, guy u don fall this bro hand, funny enough na jst last Monday he register for NL and his cook and bull story make fp

hmm!! These girl! This humor too much o. Is it for real? Anyway, lovely.

LOL. Nice humorous story indeed.

Wow,u got me laughing out to masef in d middle of d nyt,gurl dat was one funny piece,u rili good,thumbs up.

@OP

Bwhahaha...You must be female Tarzan.

wetin cum happen latter? The guy no collect your number or want skip that scene for us to see?

wetin cum happen latter? The guy no collect your number or want skip that scene for us to see?

wetin cum happen latter? The guy no collect your number or want skip that scene for us to see?

Humour for the morning. Had a good laugh.

Ladystewie: wat

Nothing Dare

femidejulius: Very hilarious!
However, nxt time u copy , try to edit it so it can be appealing to readers. I almost didn't read this. Am sure most won't. But it is a very hilarious story like I earlier stated.

Like Oshiomole would say.......go and...!!


@Op nice one there

ROTFLMAO! Very hilarious!

Hahaha ....nice one! Had a good laugh this morning

skyscrapper: Hey I didn't believe the part of the story u said u where ask to pay for what u ate..and you ate meat,this and that for a local flight.being aero

Please edit,you are a port Harcourt girlo

@ Skyscrapper.....why the disbelief...It was an open secret in the industry that for a long while Messrs Aero Contractors (unlike other airlines plying the domestic routes) ran a restaurant up in the air aboard their aircrafts selling beverages & snacks to passengers.

My 'first time' aboard an aircraft was ARIK airlines.


It was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life
I wore my suit, strolled on board with my briefcase, said 'hello' in my foreign accent to anyone who cared to listen,
Na Benin to abuja flight o.
I didn't want to look like JJC so I was just forming like its an everyday thing for me.
Omo, as the airplane took off see as I grabbed my seat eh!
The passenger beside me was like 'are you alright'
I said 'Yels, of course of course. Thank you for asking.'

Next thing the plane was just slanting upwards and going up and up and up
I held unto my seat for dear life and ground my teeth together.
Small time the plane levelled out and those fine air hostesses came and served us snacks and drinks. I was munching mine when it occurred to me to look outside the window(they used window blind or something to close it. Omo as I saw the height my breathing seize o! I was taking deep breaths but it was like I was underwater, no oxygen was reaching my brain!
I didn't know when I removed my suit and tie and was fanning myself. The guy beside me was 'are you okay?'
Men I forgot my ego and shook my head 'no'. I couldn't even talk again.

The man turned out to be a doctor. He told me to sit with my head between my legs and when that wasn't working (by now I was almost passing out) he asked for large amounts of juice for me. I drank it and felt a little better but my vision was still going dark.
Finally they gave me OXYGEN TANK to breathe with.
By this time the whole passengers were praying for me and speaking in tongues

When the plane finally landed everybody cheered and were clapping my back as if I was a celebrity. One middle aged woman in particular prayed extra for me
Then I was made to wait until everybody disembarked and they used ambulance to come and carry me.
Chai! One of the worst days ofy life
The good news was I passed the interview I was going for

Ishsoph:
She may not have eaten all the assorted cos it's not served in the local flight, but snacks and drinks offered in Aero are paid for after or even inbtween consumptionpay.
It's Arik air that doesn't charge for those simply because it's included in your ticket unknown to you.

Must admit, t'was a hilarious write up though

@Ishsoph..Arik offrs th worst inflight snack/beverage in the industry..Dana, Aero, Medview are top..they serve their snacks in take away packs

Hilarious

Superstar007: Hilarious! Just reminded me of this!

So I attended this church programme last night.
Naturally, I don't listen to People when they pray in Church but, I did last night and Words from Sister Sandra's Mouth almost sent me into Coma..
Sister Sandra was seriously uttering these words;

*OH! Lord, Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord crash it!
*Consume me with the fire of WEDLOCK.Aha!
*Jehovah, ROAST ME! JAM me with the Lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY.
*BABA MI, BABA MI, detonate the BOMB of ENGAGEMENT in my life!
*STAB me with a man of your choice Lord.
*HANG my neck with the BONE of my BONE.
*IMPRISON my life with the RIBS of my RIBS.
*SHOOT me with an AK47 of True Love.
*KILL me tonight Lord with a HUSBAND......

I was mesmerized

hahahahahaha guy U almost killed an innocent soul now