So i landed,i have no friends yet so i geuss when am not outside exploring,i would be on facebook or this forum.

This is actually my first time outside Europe,and i am so happy my dad's country is my first point of call.I have noticed some glaring differences between Nigeria and Sweden.I hope am not starting too many topics.

1. The Taxis are full
Five people!

2. Police dont have pistols.
Ak 47's,to make them more intimidating i guess.A bit odd though.

3. Nigerian men are smaller in size compared to Swedish men. Majority of men in Sweden are like 6'0 6'1 6'2 upward.Most men in nigeria seem to be in the 5'5 to 5'11 range,i have seen few 6 footers though.My dad is 5'8,i understand now.

4. Hilarious billboards,The political ones are especially odd,those achievements listed on them aren't worth being listed on a billboard

5.NTA is not befitting of a national TV station. They dont seem to have an order of programs they stick too.The backround used for the news at 9 pm or thereabout is not mindblowing.

6.Electricity isnt extremely bad,My hotel has turned off its power plant since midnight,maybe my judgement is coming too early

7 .Shawarma is great! lol

8. Nigerians are friendlier.In Sweden everyone walks on the street without acknowledging each other,here everyone seem to be smiling

9. Warmer,Sweden can be like a refrigerator

10. Fucking love this place

write2obi: Op welcome home.
Am glad you like it here

thanks

You are welcome home.

Meanwhile, the location you are reporting from, which you didn't state, may also be largely influencing these opinions.

Yes we are happy and laughable. But please be less trusting of those smiles. You have been told.

Again, welcome and cheers.

BTT: You are welcome home.

Meanwhile, the location you are reporting from, which you didn't state, may also be largely influencing these opinions.

Yes we are happy and laughable. But please be less trusting of those smiles. You have been told.

Again, welcome and cheers.

Of course am being careful,thanks for your concern.

Enjoy ur stay. Naija is fun if you know the right people and places. Guess u are in Lagos.

Enjoy ur stay. Naija is fun if you know the right people and places. Guess u are in Lagos.
Ps. You can get the best sharwama in Owerri. Or make it yourself too.

Enjoy your stay...Take time to actually interact with people. Talk to people on taxis, in the market, etc. You will learn a lot from them. We have a unique way of thinking that you may find interesting. Also, eat a lot of naija food. Take Amala, Eba, Fufu, egusi, ewedu, okra, etc. Your life will not remain the same.

Douglasdale: Enjoy ur stay. Naija is fun if you know the right people and places. Guess u are in Lagos.
Ps. You can get the best sharwama in Owerri. Or make it yourself too.

Are you indirectly trying to tell the OP to travel to Owerri for shawarma?!

wow, first time outside Europe. you must be in lagos or abuja if you're cheerful about it, or simply a very jovial person. How was the weather in Sweden? Not too much contrast to here I hope.

Nairalanders can fall for anything sha.
Someone opened an account yesterday and started posting these things and everyone believes him/her?
This person can be Chino for all we know.

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Collynzo16: Nairalanders can fall for anything sha.
Someone opened an account yesterday and started posting these things and everyone believes him/her?
This person can be Chino for all we know.

U are not far from the truth.

Collynzo16: Nairalanders can fall for anything sha.
Someone opened an account yesterday and started posting these things and everyone believes him/her?
This person can be Chino for all we know.

U are not far from the truth.

don't believe the hype!

3. Nigerian men are smaller in size compared to Swedish men. Majority of men in Sweden are like 6'0 6'1 6'2 upward.Most men in nigeria seem to be in the 5'5 to 5'11 range,i have seen few 6 footers though.My dad is 5'8,i understand now.

Its not a matter of how tall - Na how loaded! Take time out to check the load between the legs of majority of our men and you will begin to understand where the remaining height went to!

vacker: So i landed,i have no friends yet so i geuss when am not outside exploring,i would be on facebook or this forum.

This is actually my first time outside Europe,and i am so happy my dad's country is my first point of call.I have noticed some glaring differences between Nigeria and Sweden.I hope am not starting too many topics.

1. The Taxis are full
Five people!

2. Police dont have pistols.
Ak 47's,to make them more intimidating i guess.A bit odd though.

3. Nigerian men are smaller in size compared to Swedish men. Majority of men in Sweden are like 6'0 6'1 6'2 upward.Most men in nigeria seem to be in the 5'5 to 5'11 range,i have seen few 6 footers though.My dad is 5'8,i understand now.

4. Hilarious billboards,The political ones are especially odd,those achievements listed on them aren't worth being listed on a billboard

5.NTA is not befitting of a national TV station. They dont seem to have an order of programs they stick too.The backround used for the news at 9 pm or thereabout is not mindblowing.

6.Electricity isnt extremely bad,My hotel has turned off its power plant since midnight,maybe my judgement is coming too early

7 .Shawarma is great! lol

8. Nigerians are friendlier.In Sweden everyone walks on the street without acknowledging each other,here everyone seem to be smiling

9. Warmer,Sweden can be like a refrigerator

10. Fucking love this place

I like your funny observations.

We are 170 million people here, so no space is wasted in public transport.

Some police do have pistols, but mostly senior ranking officers and paramilitary.

We aren't Vikings. A man who is 5'10 is considered tall enough.

Politicians are mainly under-achieving hood-winkers in this part of the world.

You're right about no. 6

You will soon get tired of that Shawarner

Nigerians are usually friendly to light skinned girls.

Sweden isn't too far from greenland so I guess its a big change for you.

I predict your love for this will grow cold before October 1. Then you'll be begging to leave.

In the meantime PM me your phone number.
I'll be waiting....

Welcome home bro. This is the only place u can feel at home.
Actually feel like a human being.
You know what am saying being a black in the mints of white

Please make a tourist visit to my village you will enjoy the experience.

Please could you be kind enough to let me in on that language you wrote on your signature. Never mind its sweedish and its an introduction.

How do I connect to you?

ElFenomeno1:

Are you indirectly trying to tell the OP to travel to Owerri for shawarma?!

Thts for her to decide. Not you.

Douglasdale: Thts for her to decide. Not you.

I asked you a question, i didnt make a decision..... Moroooooon

ElFenomeno1:

I asked you a question, i didnt make a decision..... Moroooooon

Hahaha. You are trying to start what u can't finish man.
I am too gbaski for this childish play.

Douglasdale:

Hahaha. You are trying to start what u can't finish man.
I am too gbaski for this childish play.

Douglas, get lost!

ElFenomeno1:

Douglas, get lost!

Eyaah. You are still a mummy's boy.
#Sissy

Visit Dubai before you go back.....


Thank me later.

OP, nice marketing strategy, we are actually in need of people who can canvass clients in our firm. In OBJ's voice "OP how market?"