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Some Random Advices. Sounds Funny But Fact. by gistmelove(m): 8:34am On Aug 30, 2014
1. Don't date and sleep with her if you know you won't marry her... What's the essence of doing JSS1-SSS3 if you know you won't write WAEC?



2. Don't kill yourself because you wanna look expensive. Most of us guys don't even know the difference between brazillian hair, daniella, expression or even darling yaki.



3. Coca-cola sold only 9bottles in it 1st year. Today, more than 1.7billion servings are sold in a single day.

NEVER GIVE UP ON UR DREAMS



4. If you've ever dated a girl for more than 9years and you didn't

marry her, pls you have no right to complain at a government that did nothing in 8years. You all are birds of a same feather.



5. If you remain in good

terms with your landlord, you won't have reason to build

your own house. Stop being a tenant:

Quarrel with him today.



6. Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it only makes you the mother of a dead child.



7. Most people wants to find out how you're doing, it's not like they care.. They just want to be sure

you're not doing better than them.



8. You're tired of being

single? Why don't you test God by buying a wedding gown and see if He won't provide a MR RIGHT for you.

TOP OF THE MORNING GREETINGS TO YOU ALL.

I WISH YOU ALL A BLISSFUL WEEKEND.

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