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The New Definition Of Economics Across Countries by knowledge4(m): 10:08pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You worship them. PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for War planes,Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines,Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world. AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves. BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows. They are both mad cows. ITALIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You take a lunch break. SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. RUSSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka. CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. NIGERIAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows You eat one and claim it was stolen Call in the Police to investigate Police arrest everyone living within 100km Torture them thoroughly until someone admits kidnapping the cow The police then collect one cow each from everybody arrested You have your cow back and the Police now own a cattle farm. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The New Definition Of Economics Across Countries by yungchop: 10:15pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
c:DL |
Re: The New Definition Of Economics Across Countries by paul288yahoo(m): 10:17pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
fantastic....so true |
Re: The New Definition Of Economics Across Countries by sholay2011(m): 10:48pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
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