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| For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by Nobody: 7:46pm On Jul 25, 2006 |
No. 1 Kaaba st Heaven Avenue Paradise Please place orders for virgins to the above address, note that virgins are now in limited supply due to the increased volume of suicide bombers from Hamas, Hizbollah and Al-quaeda. Preference will be given to martyrs, terrorists and aircraft hijackers. Do not forget to indicate anticipated method of death as that will determine number of virgins that can be allocated. 72 is the maximum allowed and minimum order is for 7. Shipping and handling is free but owner is responsible for storage of the virgins. |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by shawna(f): 8:03pm On Jul 25, 2006 |
u're joking right?  |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by mzfloyd(f): 8:14pm On Jul 25, 2006 |
 yooooooooooo u'r kidding rite |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by diddy4(m): 9:51pm On Jul 25, 2006 |
nice one man |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by micolala(m): 10:12pm On Aug 11, 2006 |
how right u are David.order first. |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by TayoD(m): 12:29am On Aug 15, 2006 |
And Davidlylan, you forgot to include the following addendum: Blonde harem available only to those who kill moslem converts to christianity!!! |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by clocky(m): 4:53pm On Aug 16, 2006 |
which kin noncence be this. so na order them dey order virgin now. If u really are desperate for a virgin. Go f*ck ur 10 yr old neighors daugher ok. |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by iice(f): 5:51pm On Aug 16, 2006 |
LOL funny |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by carmelily: 8:25pm On Aug 17, 2006 |
@davidylan long time no see!  u shudn't be poking fun at people's faith, u know. my final year thesis was in arabic and i got to know that the word we translate as "virgin" in english in the "situation" u are alluding to here, simply means "young/innocent companions" (no sex indicated) in arabic. |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by TayoD(m): 8:28pm On Aug 17, 2006 |
@carmelily, The epitome of Islamic faith is found in its prophet. Going by his adventurism with Aisha, i would say he must have had a 'virgin' in mind as well when he gave had those revelations. Can someone please enlightene me, was Mohammed actually killed by a Jewish woman? |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by carmelily: 8:32pm On Aug 17, 2006 |
still doesn't give us the right to poke fun at people's faith. |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by omonozozo(m): 12:18am On Aug 18, 2006 |
Seven virgins? I am intrested o, but I do not want to die or kill anybody. can somebody help me please? ps they most be halfcast.  |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by micolala(m): 6:24am On Aug 18, 2006 |
how to get them,dial 666 and expect a call from mo, He will tell u were to go blow urselve up. |
| Re: For Males Only! Order Your Virgins Here! by omonozozo(m): 3:16pm On Aug 18, 2006 |
micolala: It seems you are daft, your contact number is useless to me because it requires dying. I clearly said do not want to die or kill anybody.  |
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