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The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:04am On Jul 18, 2015

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Danjuma827(m): 10:05am On Jul 18, 2015

most girls have been disvirgined and yet they will be claiming second virginity. once your hymen is broken it is broken for real. Its not easy be a virgin.

well God will help youths of the current generation. they see nothing wrong to have sex before marriage.

well all those boys that will disvirgin people's sisters and don't want others to disvirgin theirs. In PEJ voice. "God is watching you"

@ topic the best thing is for you to just move forward or else your house no go contain you and ur mother

#sextillwhenwemarry

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by cherylsmith(f): 10:05am On Jul 18, 2015

Okay

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:06am On Jul 18, 2015

Thank God am still a virgin grin

lagmostkuit:

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:07am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

Lol

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by kennboiy(m): 10:08am On Jul 18, 2015

Na to just pretend se you de pray and so you no hear wetin the pastor talk.

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:08am On Jul 18, 2015

lol

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:09am On Jul 18, 2015

SECONDARY OR TERTIARY?

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by powerfulsettingz: 10:09am On Jul 18, 2015

chai gobe mama be like so Elizabeth don sabi carrot? make i wait small If she go commot

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:12am On Jul 18, 2015

We made front page shocked

cc lagmostkuit

lagmostkuit:

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Dennygirl: 10:12am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

who kon ask you?

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:12am On Jul 18, 2015

Which 1 is secondary or tertiary virgin lol

Jacksparrow0712:

SECONDARY OR TERTIARY?

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:13am On Jul 18, 2015

[quote author=Jacksparrow0712 post=35997234][/quote]

Lol grin

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:15am On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz I just dy happy nah, say I still be virrgin,@least ma mum won't make that face

Dennygirl:
who kon ask you?

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by peeparty(m): 10:15am On Jul 18, 2015

she go wait taya..

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:16am On Jul 18, 2015

AS YOU NO BE VIRGIN AGAIN, NA GOD WIN cheesy

Dennygirl:
who kon ask you?

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:16am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

Yea. and on that day ur mum is gonna be proud of u. for ur mind!

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 18, 2015

TIERS OF VIRGINITY

Sassybae:
Which 1 is secondary or tertiary virgin lol

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:18am On Jul 18, 2015

lagmostkuit:

Lol

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Dennygirl: 10:19am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz I just dy happy nah, say I still be virrgin,@least ma mum won't make that face

i pray make i believe o. Shebi u see ur signi?still dey pretend until i go catch you.

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:20am On Jul 18, 2015

Lol

mystage:

Yea. and on that day ur mum is gonna be proud of u. for ur mind!

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Dennygirl: 10:20am On Jul 18, 2015

Jacksparrow0712:
AS YOU NO BE VIRGIN AGAIN, NA GOD WIN

na you disvirgin me?

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:21am On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz,try believe abeg

Dennygirl:
i pray make i believe o. Shebi u see ur signi?still dey pretend until i go catch you.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by chibwike(m): 10:22am On Jul 18, 2015

Lmao

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:22am On Jul 18, 2015

HOW CAN I DISVIRGIN YOU WHEN IM A VIRGIN?

Dennygirl:
na you disvirgin me?

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Olami90: 10:23am On Jul 18, 2015

Mum sef knws ladies of today can't b trusted a bit.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:23am On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz, am still a virgin jaree,hymen still intact

Jacksparrow0712:
TIERS OF VIRGINITY

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:25am On Jul 18, 2015

PIC OR

Sassybae:
Lolz, am still a virgin jaree,hymen still intact

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Danjuma827(m): 10:26am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz, am still a virgin jaree,hymen still intact

how can we confirm?

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:28am On Jul 18, 2015

Hehehe I can't show you here nah,

Jacksparrow0712:

PIC OR

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:29am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lol

hahahahaha. just pray u re nt present in church on dat day bcus dats d day ur secret of sneaking to block me under dat tree wud leak out nt just to ur mum bt also to the press.

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by natas22: 10:30am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

Lao even devil is still a V
www.

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