LOONAT11K VS HEYWHIZZY

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Friday 5 September 2014.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

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Spreading deadly lines on u,til u won't 'see cure' lyk naija's present state/ u wld ave bin cured in the 20's nt dis tech age/ my bars divide ur body to south nd north protectorate/ any oda apart frm lugard can not amalgamate/....

going for gold...I'm sexually killing u,jes dnt enta ma gold circle/ if u try..I'mma leave u xpensively empty lyk gold vacuum/ nd divide ur south part into 3,tricycles/ thereby cutting short ur destined life cycle/....

it's beta u lose hope/ being bathed with strng liquor mixed with codeine won't make u d0pe/ instead..it makes u shrink nd lets ur brain 'strongly twisted' lyk 'two ropes'/ til u start 'roaming' the street eating what 'cattle licks'...calling urself a tru 'pope'/....

loon defeating me?forget that phony ish/ av u forgoten that loon eats only fish/ e cldn't even 'slide tru ice' even if they battle on a 'slopy' pitch/ no hot plates..buh mikuz tanks for dis smoking dish/....

in this battle..I cnt kum last..xteristics of a warri boy/ I'm so cool,I no dey 'sneeze' buh I get 'warri blood'/ loonat11k,there wil be oda chances for u..dnt worry boi/ dnt blame any1,stop crying and dnt worry God/....

loon,ur chances of recovery for next tourney are 'slim' and maybe/ no 'eminem',I've left u derange,in an option a-d,I'm sure u wld 'shade e'/ even without a spec..what eva u lay ur hands on are shady/ loon sucks than a little baby/....

loonat11k,as you dey 'envy,run mental'/ buh dnt claim it iz natural/ I'm a wizard,it's magical/ nd I dnt care aw I left u,I'm lackadalsical/

loon wil only b fly in North america/ buh strange frm europe to africa/ I leave u cold,make 'cataargh loan ya'/ aint talking barcelona/....

I drop this barz..jex to tell oda new'bie,M double u'/ I'm as fly as bugatti times two/ I dnt talk sh1t 2ce buh I spit double poo/ all 2geda winning u makes me two times cool/....

best barz of d year..any award,mods bring d porsche on/ evry 1 knws lacking is nt my portion/ løøn..beta luck next year..end of da road..this iz ya junction/ u tried using me to 'buy' fame..dis is ur 'contract' to read 'auctions'.

Smooth Freestyle. .
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I Create stunning punches/that impales on this buddy/
With so much heat to make sure this ingrate dummy's burning/
. . Cos while loonatikk is hailed as 'GOAT'. "HEY" . . Remains for the 'horses'!!/

I rap with skill/ cos i've got massive wits/
but facts revealed/
That your punches are like 'dead jelly fishes'. .they. . 'lack the sting'!!/

Jesus Of Rap,i could chill back and still/freestyle and win/
so dont get me provoked and turned/
. . Cos once i grab the nine, you'll be left to face the burden like. . .hollow da don!!!/

You dance to homo tune/but its high time i get this bozo schooled/
. . 'Real recognise real'. . But players in madrid dont know you!!/

I'm Tough with pain/so i let the slugs pop in his face/
And order mobs to get the bum locked in a cage/
. .but if he temple run . . You'll see the 'monks in a chase'!!!/

I known to render drugs all the time/so once i pop the nines/he best cower or disguise/
. . Cos I dont need to place his . .'heart on a sim card' . . to show his . . .'life's on the line'!!/

See i've got mean intentions/ to drag you into deep depression/
Cos at the end of today, you'd be tagged as one of
"Tikk's victims" like dogs with infections!!/

My intricate cray puns/gets heavyweights layed off/
But You'd be dead on my arsenal . . When i kill you at emirate stadium!!!/


. . As Usual, coogar and others are restricted from my battles. I repeat , Do Not Vote.

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MVGT = LOONAT11K

Mvgt: Loonatik

Plz..vote according to criteria

MVGT: Loonat111k

GIYAZZ: MVGT: Loonat111k

you ready

GIYAZZ: MVGT: Loonat111k

plz u weren't tagged..kindly delete ya post

MVGT - Loona.

Y'all sleeping on Whizzys Lugard punch. I enjoyed that.

We've got contender for wordplay of the year sha. . . Cattarrh loan ya

Ultimately though, MVGT: Loona

Thanks voters : Loonat11k wins this and qualifies for the second stage.

Tanks,bro ibime nd d rest of the voterz..I've bowed awt peacefully..buh make una tel me d criteria I beat this guy for let me feel fly smal..

Beta stil d criteria I flopped totally on

Lol

LooNat11kk: Lol

bhadt guy..u jes got lucky mikuz wasn't online to c d annoying stuf u were doing..u bought space saying u'll modify in 20 mins..lo nd behold,it took u close to 3hrz..if I knw tins goes dis way I shldn't ave rushed ma barz..anyways safe victory..no probs..go on nd win d tourney

Hw many of u noticed dat ma 'tel newbie,M double you'..It woz a wordplay..I meant tel new bmw..make una try analyse ma barz..I'm feeling maself..make I knw if una dey feel me na

Guykhena I sight u..write smfin

Heywhizzy: Guykhena I sight u..write smfin

You did well
For me the criterias I think you got are

Wordplays- 'Cattle Licks' carttah loan ya tell new'bie m double you' and so on

Personals: you made mention of his loss to 'ice' " he couldn't even slide tru ice even if they battled on a sloppy pitch"

Closer- cus with loons closer I've seen a similar thing..

The rest criterias you did well Loon edged a lil bit more

You got personals! That "slide through ice" line is nice! . . . Btw what is cattarh loan ya?
So cattarh dey give loan

Cattle licks/ catholics quite okay, depending on the kyna tongue you pronounce with!

You tied w/p

and your opener was nice as well

Tanks I nid more of dat..infact sm1 shld hlp me tag every regular rap posterz..mikuz no close this thread o

Note-read auctions=reductions

007bruce..I sight u..

Hey you dey try for wordplay.


But they look very forced. The catalonia pun doesn't make sense for instance.

Heywhizzy: bhadt guy..u jes got lucky mikuz wasn't online to c d annoying stuf u were doing..u bought space saying u'll modify in 20 mins..lo nd behold,it took u close to 3hrz..if I knw tins goes dis way I shldn't ave rushed ma barz..anyways safe victory..no probs..go on nd win d tourney

Sorry For The Unpleasant Business.

I initially didnt have a verse for you,Was Gonna Pull a No-show.

But When I Saw Your Verse, I Just Decided To Come up with something, so as to avoid you wasting bars. Cheers.

mikuz: Hey you dey try for wordplay.


But they look very forced. The catalonia pun doesn't make sense for instance.

yh..it was rushed I wanted to rhyme nd d tin flashed to ma head..I cld av written..I jex destroyed ur cool career dis season nd make catarrgh loan ya/I'mma borrow ur b1tch awt to a calabar man during dis period sorta lyk making bassey loan her/..cool referring to cold(cough)..oda ideaz

LooNat11kk:

Sorry For The Unpleasant Business.

I initially didnt have a verse for you,Was Gonna Pull a No-show.

But When I Saw Your Verse, I Just Decided To Come up with something, so as to avoid you wasting bars. Cheers.

tanks...I wld av cried if u didn't post..aint u seeing that I'm even crying awt for peepz to analyze ma barz..they are precious to me..I cnt let dem go jes lyk dat

Heywhizzy: yh..it was rushed I wanted to rhyme nd d tin flashed to ma head..I cld av written..I jex destroyed ur cool career dis season nd make catarrgh loan ya/I'mma borrow ur b1tch awt to a calabar man during dis period sorta lyk making bassey loan her/..cool referring to cold(cough)..oda ideaz

What's Catarrgh?

mikuz:

What's Catarrgh?

sorry catarrh..phlegm