I got to the U.S in winter..
I took Qatar airways, so i had transits in Qatar & Germany.
I wore a jeans & a short sleeved t-shirt, but i wasn't feeling cold, when i got to Philadelphia Airport i almost died. I was freezing,the snow kept pouring & everyone was wearing 3 sweaters & hoodies. They were looking at me as if i'm a magician because i wore only t-shirt.

I almost died of cold..



My second experience was picking bottles at party.
I got to a party with my home guy, Alcohols were served & after the party my guys were packing the chairs to make sure everything is in place.
I was busy picking & keeping the bottles in the room, when they found out what i was doing they fell down on the ground & were laughing so hard at me.
They told me that after using the content of the bottle they will trash the bottle into the waste bin.


My first 6 months in America was annoying, white people kept asking me if we have cars in Nigeria.
I for kill them


When i go to the store to purchase items, people won't understand what i was saying so i have to write what i want on a piece of paper

I was going San Diego California to Sacramento i was shouting at the driver that i have reached my destination.
People were laughing so hard at me.
I never knew you have to pull the cord on your window in order to stop the bus.


A bird came into our house, my mother had to call the police to remove the bird.
Bird wey i go chop.


I always see antelopes,deers,rabbits & all these bush meats wey we dey chop for Naija, they will roam freely.
I wanted to kill one antelope but my brother told me i will spend 3 years in prison for killing even a fish..


The 1st day i saw a cat obituary i almost fainted.

Share yours.

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Dry joke I have heard these shi.t stories over and over again. Can you please tell us something new?

my first xperience out of naija starts frm muritala....i was lucky to b flyn emir8 to uae. Got a direct employnment frm nigeria...security guard though for a grad of mechanical wngineering unilorin for dat matter....neva enta local flight b4, d info was dat inside plain A.C baad so i don alrdy wear cloth like union bro i dey sweat like xmas goat for murtala dat dat pple were like i carry cocain for body....to eat inside plain anoda whaala ...menu was like machaskala cuseins heeey!!! notin like bread and beans am in deep shit, luckily enuf i sat wit a traveler dat wman i no fit 4get cum dey put me tru small small....on top all d whaala see for naija Dubai airport na eyes dem jst check and i enter....got to dubai on dis scotching hot sun of 45°c i was like am in trouble. thank God now am learning hindi arabic and bangladesh little by little. Am thinking of 4frwd CANADA or USA insha Allah after my contract bt i wan enroll for a project management class soon. God bless naija, we will see soon cox i pray to mke it big soon enough no place like home.....LAWS TOO MUCH HERE u can even bribe police man.

bakandow11: my first xperience out of naija starts frm muritala....i was lucky to b flyn emir8 to uae. Got a direct employnment frm nigeria...security guard though for a grad of mechanical wngineering unilorin for dat matter....neva enta local flight b4, d info was dat inside plain A.C baad so i don alrdy wear cloth like union bro i dey sweat like xmas goat for murtala dat dat pple were like i carry cocain for body....to eat inside plain anoda whaala ...menu was like machaskala cuseins heeey!!! notin like bread and beans am in deep shit, luckily enuf i sat wit a traveler dat wman i no fit 4get cum dey put me tru small small....on top all d whaala see for naija Dubai airport na eyes dem jst check and i enter....got to dubai on dis scotching hot sun of 45°c i was like am in trouble. thank God now am learning hindi arabic and bangladesh little by little. Am thinking of 4frwd CANADA or USA insha Allah after my contract bt i wan enroll for a project management class soon. God bless naija, we will see soon cox i pray to mke it big soon enough no place like home.....LAWS TOO MUCH HERE u can even bribe police man.

Dubai na muslim country..
If you look their girl nyash, dem go cut your head

Atmmachine:

Dubai na muslim country..
If you look their girl nyash, dem go cut your head

hahaaaaaaa!!!! how many pple u cum hear say dem cut, big lie what will you say abt the dressing of the british and americans, even russsians. (Deeede medaoooo) easy easyin ghana language