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| Application Form To Marry His Daughter by ekenzify(m): 9:22am On Sep 03, 2014 |
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS I _______________hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to the Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. ______________________________ _______________ ______________________________ _______________ _________________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in-law and mother in-law. ______________________________ _______________ ______________________________ _______________ _________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would be your answer ? ________________ _____ _____________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. ______________________________ _______________ ______________________________ _______________ _________________________________ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? ______________________________ _______________ _____________________________________ 6. Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? ______________________________ ___________ 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long?__________ ______________ If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. ______________________________ _______________ _____________________________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) ______________________________ _______________ _____________________________________ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. ______________________________ _______________ _____________________________________ 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother? ______________________________ ___________ Answer the following by Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interviews? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your Church Pastor 5. Please stick your passport size photo below Which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Sign again: _______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter Your application will be processed in a year time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful As you are waiting Please don't call me Don't visit me Don't contact my daughter If u do. you will be disqualified Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions Postal Address: _______________ _______________ ____ Email: ______________________________ ____ Phone: Work: _______________ _______________ ____ Home: __________________________________ Facebook: _______________ ___________________ BEST WISHES.!! 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Re: Application Form To Marry His Daughter by limgo(m): 9:31am On Sep 03, 2014 |
Very funny 1 Like |
| Re: Application Form To Marry His Daughter by spyg1(m): 10:23am On Sep 03, 2014 |
As a poor man, i have answered this questionnaire, when i wanted to marry a daughter of the elder brother to the Governor of B.. State. But unfortunately i did not pass 1 Like |
| Re: Application Form To Marry His Daughter by ekenzify(m): 12:16pm On Sep 04, 2014 |
spyg1: As a poor man, i have answered this questionnaire, when i wanted to marry a daughter of the elder brother to the Governor of B.. State. But unfortunately i did not pass why now? as u love d gurl, u suppose gats pass d exam na  |
| Re: Application Form To Marry His Daughter by spyg1(m): 12:59pm On Sep 04, 2014 |
ekenzify: i did not cover the syllabus |
| Re: Application Form To Marry His Daughter by ekenzify(m): 1:27pm On Sep 04, 2014 |
spyg1: hahahaha d man even get syllabus!.. |
| Re: Application Form To Marry His Daughter by Najyin(m): 10:10pm On Sep 04, 2014 |
Make I no lie. This letter funny die ! 1 Like 2 Shares |
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