Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs - Culture (2) - Nairaland
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| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by kokoye(m): 1:30pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
bus passenger to conductor: abeg move ojare, no take ur dirty clothes dirty me conductor: madam abegi! se as she dey do like say she no dey shit! I GET MONEY PASS YOU |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by Gamine(f): 1:45pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
 Passenger::: I don dey shout since, Anthony anthony you don carry me go agege, oni ranu, ode, mumu Conductor::: [/b]you dey shout, man like you dey shout, pesin wey dey sit near u no hear, you dey shout like chicken wey no get head comot dia jo [b] Passenger::: ori e ope (leaving the bus) throwing waka to the conductor. e no go better for you. Conductor::: i don already better than u, see as ur shoe dey open mouth like fitch oponu abeg driver carry go! Passenger: still mouthing words, no one can hear, as the bus speeds off   |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by Morenike3(f): 9:14pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
rotflmao!! |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by goodass(m): 2:13pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
enter wt yor shainge ooo, na now i jus start work i no kari shatah (charter), make una ansa yor cele!. . abi na kei-roo-boo! animashaun! .hisses asewo oshi Jimoh wa, oga mi won ni friday wa o! Foga! (datz vulcanizer) 'my car' ha aanu e n shey mi, maa brush e were! |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by Gamine(f): 2:40pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
lol mehn. one day, last week. Passenger: Conductor gimme my change, why are you proving stubborn Conductor: Im proving stubborn, who you be? Passenger: i am warning you, give me my change or you will see it. Conductor: I will see wetin, You be Jesus Christ?? you wan do wetin, You be Jesus Senior?? you wey be nothing but Educated Illiterate, abeg comot dia jo, |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by goodass(m): 5:08pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
e rata, e say be o (buy peeper make soup o) o wa legbe e. wole kanle oga mi! |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by TOYOSI20(f): 2:51am On Nov 10, 2008 |
goodass: lol. . . . . foganizer. . . . .  |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by titilaelae(f): 2:39pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
Mooyo obee! Olomode kii da be, kote olora obe!!! O nyo-butter, fine bread!!! Emtea tutu (e mu tea tutu) Olupoki-poki, aporo epa'Jebu! O ko gono, o pa mabe, o o le teyawo e kanle, aporo orijina re! Ogun omode nto le re. Risika nto'le, Rashidi ntoo le, e ma gbaun ti o da laaye! Oyin ladun osan. Ajase leleyi o, fine agbalumo |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by kokoye(m): 2:46pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
titilaelae: wow titilaelae!!! I am tripping for you right now!! moyika otun o, moyika osi, owo mi ree  straight from the motherland nice one |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by titilaelae(f): 3:24pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
@Kokoye, Thanks  and here, more for your reading delight Conductors' slangs Oga mi, paro lo, jeun lo, cable lo jo! Egbe e o daa o Maa jemu e, were I go drive myself, commot for road jo! Too ba ni changi ma wole o No lapping Mi o gbe staff o Omo yeri e Bolade-Oshodi, Bolade-Oloshi, antoni ma wole o Oga mi, te mole fun ko jabo, one time!! Jade! wole! Oko asewo, kuro loju ona! Enter your N20 changi o Alooong!!!! Ile Sick (Zik), Mangoro-Cement ma wole o, Egbeda Straaaaaat Ileese! Agbero Slangs Owo mi da? Owo Mortuary, Owo Irole, Owo Shairman Owo Boys More on Hawkers Wara oojo re, Robo Abekuta re Iya kaabo omo kuule re My-my tutpas (toothpaste) Buy your Starcom line, one-one thousond Buy pampas (pampers) Odun yi o ye, one-one faif (N1,500) buy your lace for Krismas Fine redmade (readymade) Bend-down select, bend-down select, alaroro mawole Dike-dike, on di garawa, o ndi panu A beg, a dey go, come back next time with more after I go don pass thru Oshodi |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by kokoye(m): 3:52pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
damn damn damn!!! |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by Nobody: 4:12pm On Nov 13, 2008 |
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| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by kokoye(m): 4:24pm On Nov 13, 2008 |
oke abi isale ? |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by Adexy001(f): 11:55am On Nov 14, 2008 |
Buy Lemon Vicks, no more cattarh, no more cought, no more kpo ho kpo ho |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by Moyola(f): 12:32pm On Nov 14, 2008 |
goodass: hehe. . . . |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by kokoye(m): 2:36pm On Nov 14, 2008 |
Adexy001: nice one. |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by goodass(m): 11:44am On Nov 15, 2008 |
conductor: o wa legbe e wole, wole kanle paro lo joooo, oga mi o loyun o ponmo o. o n bole, te mole fun. .diedie. jade lo. .finally! gbemu e, maa jemu e! ikotun isheri 2 more shans (or yansh)! ikeja insyd! ile zik, along ma wole o. 1st b/stop unda bridge! unda! cement! mangoro! along! national!, hiapot!, PWD, shogunle! alasia! bolade! all pasenja!!! |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by Cipriani(m): 2:52pm On Nov 15, 2008 |
DRIVER: my car!!! were ni e CONDUCTOR: olosi o ti je tan PASSENGER: conductor, wey my change abi you wan chop am CONDUCTOR: ow mush you give me sef wey you come dey shout like dog? PASSENGER: you dey craze!!! na your mama dey shout like dog CONDUCTOR: na your family dey shout like dog, you this monkey PASSENGER: na you and your driver be monkey DRIVER: madam, wetin I do you wey you dey call me monky, I go swear for you Oooo!!! OTHER PASSENGERS: abeg madam, e don do, driver, face front make you no go drop us inside water DRIVER: na all of you dey mad OTHER PASSENGERS: na you gangan dey craze; your family dey mad; I will deal with you if you don't take time CONDUCTOR: Oga, that one na inglishh, all na shakara OTHER PASSENGER: Okay, today you will know that I am a gallant man Bus stops at Police Barracks, Other passenger calls police friends Conductor runs away, Driver is arrested and given the beating of his life Other passengers beg on the driver's behalf. THE END |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by goodass(m): 11:56am On Feb 27, 2009 |
A'ege (d guy don chop d 1st 'g' in 'Agege') 2 more yansh! |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by CarlosVent(m): 6:04am On Jul 05, 2010 |
d slangs makes their life enjoyable for them |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by Jarus(m): 10:58am On Jul 05, 2010 |
iyalaya |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by nellaluv(f): 12:41pm On Jul 05, 2010 |
Ketu waso (50naira) |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by anitabest(f): 1:21pm On Jul 05, 2010 |
zoru edudu gi ebee, buy ur planintain here. thinking more,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, infact later. |
| Re: Naija Street Hawker / Bus Conductor Slangs by jibsyola(f): 2:38pm On Nov 10, 2010 |
Have you heard conductor calling oloshi oloshi instead oshodi.lol |
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