(1) U dey do opening prayers for
Nite club, hmmnn..
- Na God go slap ur mouth,
"ASHAWO"
(2) U com facebook dey find true
love
- Hehehehe.. Meehn. I no envy U
at all. "OTONDO"
(3) u com bak 4rm CHINA dey
form British accent
- Na rat go chop ur mouth.
"IDIOT"
(4) U drink KEROZINE say na
HERNESSY.
- na 4 MORTUARY u go wake up,
"DONDI"
(5) U no go University and u dey
find ur name 4 NYSC posting
- Na yeye dey worry u. BOKO
HARAM
(6) U come dey try read this
one...
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- I sorry 4 u.
(7) House dey born u wan use gas
do fire extinguisher,
- Lolss, ur name na OBITUARY
( Say Terry G's music dey
inspire u
- Unto which level na? Kolo!!!
(9) U carry candle dey Luk 4
where fuel dey smell from
- Continue, U go soon see am..
MUMU!!
(10) u carry super glue do eye
drop.
- Lolss na devil go open ur eyes
for hell, "ETI"
(11) Wen Pastor talk say '' Do
somtin crazy 4 d Lord'' U com
carry Church offering run
- Na who wan hold U? "SHARP
GUY"