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Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(m): 9:45pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
bossmini84: I had sex with our house help wen I was eight she was so darn beautiful her name was favor. Then with the neighbors house help. Pretty igbo gal She always called me when no one was around buh I noticed she was neva satisfied. Of course u know na my jhonny was still little. Which did not make me enjoy d exercise. Now they call it child molestation. Chai I want to be molested ova nd ova.Mind was always in the bush. When mom leave for work, this fully matured girl in our neighborhood will come and carry me into the bush and ...you know the rest. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by streetzdreamz(m): 9:49pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
skillzbae: hmmmmm. One day i was nt feeling too well, so my sis took me to the hospital(Im so scared of injection,til date). D moment i saw d doc wit syringe n needle, i dashd out of his office nd started runnning, d doc n my sis were running after me, den i saw a man wit blue uniform, going into a rum holding bucket,(@ d extreme end of d hospital), i pushed the man inside d rum nd ran into d rum, i heard d doc tel my sis dat "dnt worry,she wil soon b out", i shouted @ him dat im nt coming out, i locked d door nd threw d key away smwhr inside d rum. I turned back,lo nd behold, i ws standing inside d mourtuary,wit lots of bodies, oh gawwwwd,i started crying, screaming, biting nd kicking d man to open d door for me, d man ws so confused, looking for d key inbtw d bodies i ran bak to d doc immediately d door ws opend nd ws begging him to give me fifty injections,so dat i can forget d xperiencegosh! Dats a hell of an experience,way too horrifying dan d injection u were running from. 1 Like |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by experimentist: 9:51pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
UjSizzle:buhahahahaha that's real crazy lol.. Wat was u thinking? Lmao, I dey ok.. I use to lick maclean toothpaste wen moma is trna brush my teeth then.. Na slap she dey tek put me for manual reset 2 Likes |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Nobody: 9:58pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
I remember when we had a toy snake at night we would drop it in d middle of d road come see as old mama dey run like Lamborghini 6 Likes |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by omolizzy(f): 10:00pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
seagullbabz: I hope so o |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by UjSizzle(f): 10:03pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
experimentist: buhahahahaha that's real crazy lol.. Wat was u thinking?I don't know. Flourish gel toothpaste...followed my big bro around like a shadow. We did odd things and got punished together. We'd add cubes of sugar to a cup of water and call it flavored water Kids still swallow toothpaste a lot. You say 'spit' and show them how to spit. They swallow and then make the spitting noise I locked toothpaste so much that my folks began rationing the paste for us. Mine was the size of a full stop On the plus side, today I'm very good at conserving toothpaste |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Jovie: 10:04pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Eddlad: Well here goes.. This is a good idea for a cartoon scene |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by streetzdreamz(m): 10:05pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Had a good laugh dis evening,going tru most posts here,been trying hard to remember a fragment of ma childhood,sadly nfn popped out,ts like dat part of me has been erased cuz i was practicaly living in solitary backden,no frnds,less or no adventures atall,mum always told me bout my elder bro,how mischievous he was wen he was growing up,he'd pour hot tea on himself,exchange bibles in church wen d final prayer is being said n everyone is standing,he was so troublesome he had a name tag around his neck,dads name,his,n our address,d list goes on.......too bad i cudnt remember any of mine but childhood was fun,cuz i had no worries. 1 Like |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by virtuousMe(f): 10:09pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
I don't know what gave me the gut that I could beat my elder ones o especially my immediate elder brother, I will be rude to them and stand to fight them, something I don't know kept assurring me that I'm the strongest, and they will beat me until my mum or dad comes to my rescue, I gave up that gut when my brother carry me show God and and use my head hit ground, I just thank God my neck didn't break 6 Likes |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by DECOtech(m): 10:11pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Eddlad: Well here goes..serious CURIOUSITY! ...thank God you have survived to tell the story. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(m): 10:13pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Abduletudaye: Kai..I love this thread! There was reconstruction happening in my house so I picked up a chisel and chiseled my knee by accident and my mumu self could only stand up and start jogging up and down thinking blood wouldn't come out..guess what? Blood oozed out like say I wan donate. .. Mama came home to treat and to beat me..Thanks. A lot of crazy things happen when we were kids. Time for retrospect. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by kika23(f): 10:15pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
parrotibaba: as in eh ,its kinda frustrating ,even d tiniest of details will be duly reported n there u will be,staring to d ground ,expecting d worst whilst she walks away with a packet of biscuits ...but nw n ma bros ,we d discipline her when we had d chance ...I even reported her my self when she stole 50bucks from my mum's purse den,felt like a king but gotten nothing as a rewardLoooooool... Pay back is a b?tch... Loool |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by emeogbo: 10:17pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
The grasshoppers in my school was happy that I grew up, back then I used to remove my school uniform and hunt for grasshopper with it. Back when we play we have mummy and daddy and we cook sand. 1 Like |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by klarke(m): 10:19pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Eddy2010: I Liked Palm Fruits Then eeeeeeeee! To such extent that one day, when I was 5 yrs, Mama bought some for the soup of the day, kept inside store. Boy o Boy snicked out, inside Store gbam. lock up everywhere, started dealing with them as if tomorrow no deh.. My people searched and searched for Boy o Boy like Chibok Girls, no way. For 30 minutes. Until they force kitchen door open. The kind shout way me I hear for ma head that day prompted me to proclaim with every audacity, "Akwu(Palm Fruit) is a Mother". Chaiiiiiiii... Meeennnnh! For that whole year, that was my new name! Kai! I no fit laugh! *rolling on my bed, hitting my head on d pillow* Drops of tears are still rolling down my cheek as I type. Oboy ur own too funny. "Akwu is a Mother" |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Sexytemi(f): 10:24pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
mine was telling my mom anything my brothers did in her absent, and the minute she leaves the house I always get by them, but that never stopped me from talking about, then one I was taunted by them and their friends, was called radio without battery, telephone wire, abc, etc, I cried and promised to stop gossiping, few months later my elder bro did smfin, my grandma told my mom, she asked my immediate elder bro, he said he didn't know, then she called me and said she trusts me to tell her the truth, I had to think twice, and told her I didn't knw o, after that day I became a sealed lip girl oo. 1 Like |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ideyhere(f): 10:25pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
noah24: Had sleepless nites afta watchin wiliwili... So I'm not alone on that? Refused to go to my room after watching one Nigerian movie like that (sisters on the run). And I kept imagining snakes crawling round my bed after watching that superstory (the grass cutter)...it got so bad that I had to run from the room to my parents' |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ideyhere(f): 10:25pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
noah24: Had sleepless nites afta watchin wiliwili... So I'm not alone on that? Refused to go to my room after watching one Nigerian movie like that (sisters on the run). And I kept imagining snakes crawling round my bed after watching that superstory (the grass cutter)...it got so bad that I had to run from my room to my parents' 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Ibrowski(m): 10:26pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
virtuousMe: I don't know what gave me the gut that I could beat my elder ones o especially my immediate elder brother, I will be rude to them and stand to fight them, something I don't know kept assurring me that I'm the strongest, and they will beat me until my mum or dad comes to my rescue, I gave up that gut when my brother carry me show God and and use my head hit ground, I just thank God my neck didn't breakThis got me cracking 1 Like |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Ifecoded(m): 10:29pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
due to d way i comsume naw, my mum do tell me wen was a kid i dont eat and afta sum tym i started eatin food that re much and biga than my age and any visitor then cant help but to comment on me then and named me 'PARIOLODO' dia iz dz day dat my uncle visited us, my mum's yunga bro, and he started teasin me cos its bn long he saw i guess those days wen i dont eat much, and its tym for dinner they brought my food as i always sing any tym d food is almost done, so my mum brought my food and my uncle asks will he be able to level dz mountain of amala, my mum said ha, wait and see, i trust my boi he will finish it... Afta d whole family had finished eating, i ate and ate and the evil food keeps multiplyin and i started crying, the whole family was lyk wats wrong with u, afta so much question i managed to explain to them dat, wen i ate and ate and d food refuse to finish why wont i cry... They started laughing at the little me. 3 Likes |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by phayvoursky(m): 10:40pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Elypsis: This thread draws me bck reminiscing when I was a toddler.....my frnd and I,nuffn delights us more other than deflating my dad's car tires.....Meeeeehn the sound thrills us wella....I no wan remember the day dem catch us sha.....its was "world's beating day"naso I go call am This one funny die. I don laugh tire... |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(m): 10:41pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
McWhillion:Honestly I can only imagine the folly look you had at her. Hilarious. |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Adunskill(m): 10:43pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Not me though, but a neigbour's son who just love to cry for no reason. If they beg him he won't listen to anyone until he is satisfied crying. On this fateful day, he cried and cried no one attended to him, later he stared begging please tell me to sorry. 5 Likes |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by prettyem(f): 10:43pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
hmmmmm,it ws during long vac., my mum sent me to help her buy a crate of minerals,i ws 12. I hit my feet on a stone and bottles came crashing, 14 broke outta 24 come see as i fall for crowded street dey roll for ground "yeee e gba mi o,haa mummy a lu mi pa leni ooo,mi o lo 'le wa mo o" (pls hlp me,my mum will beat me to death,i'm nt goin home again). I refused to stand up till my crate ws filled with new bottles,pple on d street had to contribute coke bottles dat day o,twas nt funny. I tld mum wen i got home,all she did was laff @ me. Ech time i remeba dat scene i jst laff @ mysef. 3 Likes |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by experimentist: 10:45pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
UjSizzle:lmao! How does it taste with bread? |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by lepasharon(f): 10:46pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
rapmike: Very Hilarious....... You were raped lol |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by sayoberry(f): 10:55pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
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Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by haryomikun(m): 10:58pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
softsparkyy: I didn't do any, my younger brother dealt with me then . That guys head is very big that anytime we had a fight the guy go just headbutt me.Hahahahahahahaha! 1 Like |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Ifecoded(m): 10:58pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
we shall see d last person to comment on this trend.... So hilarious, those comedians shud visit dz trend for more jokes... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by trendiitee(f): 10:58pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
pussypounder: I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of usI laff sotey I fall 4 chair.... Hahahahahahahahaha 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by haryomikun(m): 11:00pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Patiently awaiting the time when we'll all be in heaven laughing at the things we couldn't do when we were human |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by livero(m): 11:02pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
stealing meat from mums pot |
Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by ibangs(m): 11:12pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Ifecoded: we shall see d last person to comment on this trend.... So hilarious, those comedians shud visit dz trend for more jokes...Really hilarious. Please they should visit oo. Am really looking forward to seeing more. |
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