READ A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A GUY AND HIS
NEW GIRL FRIEND.
Hey Babe I am sorry i haven't showed up as i promised. My iphone had a problem and my ipad battery is dead, my sister is with my samsung galaxy Note 3 and Junior damaged my BB Porsche charger three days ago. I'm just here at home so bored since my parents went to the U.S,
i would have skyped with you but I misplaced my Apple laptop power pack so i have to hit Dubai tomorrow to get a new one. I also wanted to go to the mall tonight but Auntie went out with the Range Rover keys and my elder brother went out with the Hummer, Baby am so stuck here since i hate driving the Benz CLS550. I tried calling the driver to bring the Toyota Venza but i have no credit.... Can you please send me N200 airtime so i can call him?.

THE GIRL REPLIED:
I'm parked across the road. I wanna get some provisions. You better leave that fence, the dog doesn't like seeing shabbily dressed people around.

**the guy fainted**