THEY
ATTACKED ME BETWEEN 2.30am to 4.30am
this mornin.


They came into my room, I was
sleeping when I heard their sound as they
entered, I quickly woke up & one of them ran
2wards me 2 attack me, I had a weapon in my
room & I had no choice bt to use it to defend
myself.

I quickly struck one wit it, d second 1
ran towards me & we wrestled. "Is this really
happening 2 me?"I thought 2 myself within half
a second. My neighbors were in their rooms
hearing d chaotic sound that was emerging 4rm
my room.

They wondered what was wrong wit
me. Finally I succeeded wit d 2nd 1, I looked @
my hands & I was stained wit blood, I luked at
them on d floor & I saw one still moving, so I
struck again in anger & hit him hard again &
behold, i murdered 2 giant mosquitoes dat
attempted to suck my blood ooo..

Help me thank God oh

no insalt

hallelujah amen!

Blood of Shekau!

Congrats! You survived

Thanks y'll

ammyluv2002: Congrats! You survived

thanks for stopin by

mstik: hallelujah amen!

ose

^madcow1

I sustain sum injury

2 agaist one

Mods,move this to the joke section or recycle bin on your pc

U gat some serious p.

Huh!

Where da f.v.c.k is da pix...











How am I suppose to believe this
Do d needful jor

Like play x2 op will become a brilliant writer! Please continue I'm anxious to know what happened next did they suddenly resurrect ? I love fiction

datalossvictim1: Like play x2 op will become a brilliant writer! Please continue I'm anxious to know what happened next did they suddenly resurrect ? I love fiction

no!

i went to file a cout case incase of incasity...and also dia bodies is still in my room

Waitin for police to com dispose dem

Thanks for making my day

Werey

This 1 is strong - strange but true(nnkan bee)

Op don't get my curiosity so high like this net time

you should go to church/mosque nd give testimony

.. ..hangon...did i jus waste ma precious London time to read this mondocafolik nonsense thread?

All i can say is hmmm!

perry2020: .

sup

MrCork: .. ..hangon...did i jus waste ma precious London time to read this mondocafolik nonsense thread?

yes. But nigerian time

experimentist: yes. But nigerian time

..bruv,am from London pekam....Nigerian time is not relevant...worldwide (no offense)

MrCork:

..bruv,am from London pekam....Nigerian time is not relevant...worldwide (no offense)

picture or you r lying!

MrCork:

..bruv,am from London pekam....Nigerian time is not relevant...worldwide (no offense)

wonders shall never end

experimentist: picture or you r lying!

. U want me to send u a picture of London? ..serroisly?.. Bro u will be very surprised..we hav working traffic lights,cycle lane,parks,swimming pull,beaches,ice cream shops,nice cars,half cast females and light skin women.

...it would be too much for u..true story!