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This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 11:17pm On Sep 08, 2014
Hello ladies in the house... I am seriously in the mood for sex. I am all alone in the house..

What can I do to salvage the situation... Masturbation is out of option please. Thanks!
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by Nobody: 11:20pm On Sep 08, 2014
tunde705: Hello ladies in the house... I am seriously in the mood for sex. I am all alone in the house..

What can I do to salvage the situation... Masturbation is out of option please. Thanks!

bwuhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Konji is a bastard cheesy
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by OmoAlata1(f): 11:22pm On Sep 08, 2014
You can use asewo service now. That is why their job is created
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by Kanwulia: 11:24pm On Sep 08, 2014
Don't you know how to use "Vessssline" and your 5 fingers aka CHOKING THE CHICKEN ? grin
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 11:24pm On Sep 08, 2014
alutacontinua:

bwuhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Konji is a bastard cheesy
MY BROTHER THE THING DON HOOK ME BAD GAN NI O...
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by lomaxx: 11:24pm On Sep 08, 2014
alutacontinua:

bwuhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Konji is a bastard cheesy


I wonder if some preeeks don't have valve angry angry
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 11:26pm On Sep 08, 2014
OmoAlata1: You can use asewo service now. That is why their job is created
I THINK A SEX CHAT FROM YOU WILL DO... Ashi no dey my side.

Moreover I can't drive out now it's late oooo.
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 11:28pm On Sep 08, 2014
Kanwulia: Don't you know how to use "Vessssline" and your 5 fingers aka CHOKING THE CHICKEN ? grin
I NO DEY GBADUN STRAFFING JAWE
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by Nobody: 11:29pm On Sep 08, 2014
go cinema na..
the mood go disappear
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 11:32pm On Sep 08, 2014
faqman: go cinema na..
the mood go disappear
No cinema around my brother... He don reach 2 months now wey I never do the thing...

MY BODY JUST DEY SHAKE... THE THING COME STRONG LIKE OLUMO ROCK OOOOO
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by Nobody: 11:34pm On Sep 08, 2014
tunde705: No cinema around my brother... He don reach 2 months now wey I never do the thing...

MY BODY JUST DEY SHAKE... THE THING COME STRONG LIKE OLUMO ROCK OOOOO

body shake kwa
You sure say no be seizure? cheesy

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Re: This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 11:37pm On Sep 08, 2014
alutacontinua:

body shake kwa
You sure say no be seizure? cheesy
I tire o bros!
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by menix(m): 12:04am On Sep 09, 2014
Broz re u a learner..
Remember doz days we mk boat wiv pages of our exercise books, remember wen u done the underneath looks very much lik punnii..

Guez u kno wat nxt to do...


Pls. Thank mii later...
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by raumdeuter: 12:40am On Sep 09, 2014
get a pie, warm in micriwave for 5 minutes, open it up and slot your kini in it
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by Nobody: 1:22am On Sep 09, 2014
..ahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahhahahahhahahha......I can continue to laf till day-break..

Jezz!!!...wetin person no go see for NL...

But wait, Konji na bastard oo....

Okay, people don give you advise now...you dey reject am instantly...

Wetin you wan NL people do for you now??...

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Re: This Is Urgent Please... by Nobody: 1:58am On Sep 09, 2014
raumdeuter: get a pie, warm in micriwave for 5 minutes, open it up and slot your kini in it

Is that what you people do
Gosh
I will say let him dig a hole in his mattress and offload there
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 5:47am On Sep 09, 2014
Babymama1:

Is that what you people do
Gosh
I will say let him dig a hole in his mattress and offload there
chai!!! Guy, u wicked o.
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 5:51am On Sep 09, 2014
temigracie: ..ahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahhahahahhahahha......I can continue to laf till day-break..

Jezz!!!...wetin person no go see for NL...

But wait, Konji na bastard oo....

Okay, people don give you advise now...you dey reject am instantly...

Wetin you wan NL people do for you now??...
NA THAT THAT THING WEY RESEMBLE TOMATO INBETWEEN YOUR LEGS I WANT... undecided
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 5:53am On Sep 09, 2014
raumdeuter: get a pie, warm in micriwave for 5 minutes, open it up and slot your kini in it
SO NA WETIN YOU DEY DO WEY NO MAKE UNA MICROWAVE LAST MORE THAN ONE MONTH? I GO TELL YOUR MUMMY...
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 5:55am On Sep 09, 2014
menix: Broz re u a learner..
Remember doz days we mk boat wiv pages of our exercise books, remember wen u done the underneath looks very much lik punnii..

Guez u kno wat nxt to do...


Pls. Thank mii later...
NOW I SEE... NO WONDER NA YOUR BEST GAME BE THAT WHEN YOU DEY SMALL...

BAD PIKIN!!!
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by breathless(m): 6:32am On Sep 09, 2014
@OP. Pick up your Bible and read from Genesis till you are FULL.

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Re: This Is Urgent Please... by raumdeuter: 7:43am On Sep 09, 2014
tunde705: SO NA WETIN YOU DEY DO WEY NO MAKE UNA MICROWAVE LAST MORE THAN ONE MONTH? I GO TELL YOUR MUMMY...

You never watch American Pie?
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 8:35am On Sep 09, 2014
raumdeuter:

You never watch American Pie?
no o... U mean someone tried that out?
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by tunde705(m): 8:36am On Sep 09, 2014
breathless: @OP. Pick up your Bible and read from Genesis till you are FULL.
that must be the way you were conceived..
Hypocrite...
Re: This Is Urgent Please... by raumdeuter: 10:14pm On Sep 10, 2014
tunde705: that must be the way you were conceived..
Hypocrite...

Are you trying to conceive?

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