Yes i am now born again into Pastafarianism. Since i told my friends and family my de-conversion from christianity, they have not allowed me to rest wondering how a human being can live without having a god. I began to reason with them. I never reconsidered Yahweh since he is more like a blood -thirsty primitive deity who also likes the smell of burning human flesh...thats too repulsive. Allah, the Arab deity is...hmmm...you all know it. Poseidon? Venus? Zeus? Ogun? Sango? etc There was something i didnt like about each of them. Then i began to percieve the sweet smell of a Spaghetti dish being prepared by my honey boo boo & i had a vision of a the most contemporary of all gods ever invented by the ingenious mind of man, i became inspired by her glory, ....i heard her voice saying ' why have you refused to worship me all these days...?'
Finally i submitted to her and today i become a PASTAFARIAN!!!

R'amen. She boiled for your sins.

Ohhh you have been touched by his noodly appendage! Praise be to the Creator of Goodness, Nourishment and Sustenance.

In the name of the Pasta, Sauce and Meatballs.

RAmen!

dis op no well. at all. see me wondering which religion is pastafarianism again

op. For you to have a very deep thought of living witout believing in God show's the insecurity of athiest..........just one sentence for you....YOU CANNOT SAVE YOURSELF.

timmy2409: Ohhh you have been touched by his noodly appendage! Praise be to the Creator of Goodness, Nourishment and Sustenance.

In the name of the Pasta, Sauce and Meatballs.

RAmen!

yes i was touched by the glorious appendage and now am a changed man. oh glory! hallelupasta to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

AfricanApple: dis op no well. at all. see me wondering which religion is pastafarianism again

Join us as we worship Her Majesty the Flying Spaghetti Monster ...no temple or order of services; just a common worldwide fellowship in the 'spirit' as you eat a plate of Pasta in any form in your house. Her Majesty has been most Beneficient unlike those middle eastern blood-sucking 'elemental spirits'.

onetrack: R'amen. She boiled for your sins.

...and now i am made whole & sated!

I came to this thread to shout Alleluia for seeing that this popular Nairalander is now born again. I'm so disappointed now that I have opened the thread. @OP, you need to visit this my thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/1879139/future-map-world

Don't let asteroid crash on your head oo! Try to be among those that will escape in the rapture.

Kei144: I came to this thread to shout Alleluia for seeing that this popular Nairalander is now born again. I'm so disappointed now that I have opened the thread. @OP, you need to visit this my thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/1879139/future-map-world

Don't let asteroid crash on your head oo! Try to be among those that will escape in the rapture.

Haaaaaaa! ....maybe we need to see and discuss so i can rupture the rapture i you!

Oduduwaboy:

Join us as we worship Her Majesty the Flying Spaghetti Monster ...no temple or order of services; just a common worldwide fellowship in the 'spirit' as you eat a plate of Pasta in any form in your house. Her Majesty has been most Beneficient unlike those middle eastern blood-sucking 'elemental spirits'.

I rebuke you in the mighty name of Allah

Pastafarianism, the religion for sane people.

Praise be to the mighty FSM.

Pastafarism is folly, op. Pure folly. How do you explain mud without Pikkiwoki?

There is more mud than spaghetti, so there. Checkmate pastafarians.

plaetton: Pastafarianism, the religion for sane people.

Praise be to the mighty FSM.

Sir, did you see my mail?

Scyllapatron:

Sir, did you see my mail?

No sir. I have never been able to access NL direct mails.
I will DM my email address to you.

plaetton:
No sir. I have never been able to access NL direct mails.
I will DM my email address to you.

OK, thanks . I will resend.

Aha! some converting to atheism, some to pantheism, some Christian-ism, some flying batism, some silly squirrelism, some paganism, some Pastafarianism. ok o.

plaetton: Pastafarianism, the religion for sane people.

Praise be to the mighty FSM.

Hallelupasta!!!

wiegraf: Pastafarism is folly, op. Pure folly. How do you explain mud without Pikkiwoki?

There is more mud than spaghetti, so there. Checkmate pastafarians.

Hmm...tell me about the Pikkiwoki na? i can combine the two; the FSM aint no jealous god and is always peaceloving!

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Hmm...tell me about the Pikkiwoki na? i can combine the two; the FSM aint no jealous god and is always peaceloving![/quoteThe song "Flying Spaghetti Monster" by the glitch hop artiste,"Doctor P" can be a good hymm for you.Good stuff.

Madness at its peak

Your mother must be very sore...