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What Can I Offer You? Akpors take long throat kill hungry visitor. by chuqudy(m): 10:52am On Sep 11, 2014 |
A man told his son, Akpors, to always ask the visitors what they should offer them whenever they call. One day, a visitor called in the absence of his father. The following dialogue began between the visitor and Akpors. Visitor: Akpors, is your dad at home? Akpors: No sir, he went to the farm Visitor: Okay I will like to wait for some time. Akpors: Then, what can I offer you sir? Visitor: Soft drinks Akpors: None in stock sir. Visitor: What about hot drink? Akpors: We are born again Visitor: Tea or coffee? Akpors: Prohibited. due to scarcity of milk Visitor: What of water? Akpors: The tap is not running, sir. |
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