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How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 7:24pm On Sep 11, 2014
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but...To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments
regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT:

53. never forget:

*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine.
*arrangements she make.

Its not that difficult is it?
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Maximus17(m): 4:42am On Sep 12, 2014
so much expectation from Mennnn! HABA!!!
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by temmywayne005(m): 5:06am On Sep 12, 2014
lol....seriously its too much nah
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Funniez: 5:20am On Sep 12, 2014
Chai! Make I go pluto go find woman ooo, Naija babes na fire oooon
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by hassan85(m): 10:01am On Sep 12, 2014
that's an understatement oo ds s extremely exploitative and not balanced at all...it's really unfair on we d guys damn.. yet she won't cook we go eat at d restaurant... doom is where she's headed o
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 11:16am On Sep 12, 2014
hassan85: that's an understatement oo ds s extremely exploitative and not balanced at all...it's really unfair on we d guys damn.. yet she won't cook we go eat at d restaurant... doom is where she's headed o

lol....sorry eh.....heheheh
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 11:18am On Sep 12, 2014
Funniez: Chai! Make I go pluto go find woman ooo, Naija babes na fire oooon

safest journey smiley
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 11:18am On Sep 12, 2014
temmywayne005: lol....seriously its too much nah

its not much nah. haba
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 11:19am On Sep 12, 2014
Maximus17: so much expectation from Mennnn! HABA!!!

That's nothing wrong with it is there
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 2:54pm On Sep 12, 2014
Repteam:

That's nothing wrong with it is there
u wanna kill someborry cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 6:49pm On Sep 12, 2014
zyzxx: u wanna kill someborry cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy

lol...no. Good things come with price. wink
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 7:00pm On Sep 12, 2014
Repteam:

lol...no. Good things come with price. wink
really? If I give her all that what will remain for me and our children if we get married?
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 9:51pm On Sep 12, 2014
zyzxx: really? If I give her all that what will remain for me and our children if we get married?

ah ehnnnn....why would u talk like that na.
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 9:55pm On Sep 12, 2014
Repteam:

ah ehnnnn....why would u talk like that na.
i don't want to believe my mind hope u don't expect all dis repteam ?cheesycheesycheesy
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 9:58pm On Sep 12, 2014
zyzxx: i don't want to believe my mind hope u don't expect all dis repteam ?cheesycheesycheesy

No i only expect from 1 to hmmmmm.... 53.
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by tuader(m): 10:09pm On Sep 12, 2014
Nawa guys don suffer
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:19pm On Sep 12, 2014
Repteam:

No i only expect from 1 to hmmmmm.... 53.
u don't mean it! What if u are a man will U? I can't pass if dat will be my girl cateria
I remember a girl telling me dat if her boy freind forget her birthday it over niyen. cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy kilode.
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:20pm On Sep 12, 2014
tuader: Nawa guys don suffer
abi oo i tire oo na her life i come?
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Sep 12, 2014
zyzxx: u don't mean it! What if u are a man will U? I can't pass if dat will be my girl cateria
I remember a girl telling me dat if her boy freind forget her birthday it over niyen. cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy kilode.

Ehn Na. u know its those little things that count. If I were a man?? hmmm....well I'm not so I insist on those criterias smiley
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Sep 12, 2014
zyzxx: u don't mean it! What if u are a man will U? I can't pass if dat will be my girl cateria
I remember a girl telling me dat if her boy freind forget her birthday it over niyen. cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy kilode.
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:30pm On Sep 12, 2014
Repteam:

Ehn Na. u know its those little things that count. If I were a man?? hmmm....well I'm not so I insist on those criterias smiley
me go sit her tell her miss I can't fulfil all dis ooo
And to be sincere thank God u girls are claiming gender equality so don't expect what u won't do for me dat, me too to do it for u... Ce fini cheesycheesy
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:38pm On Sep 12, 2014
zyzxx: me go sit her tell her miss I can't fulfil all dis ooo
And to be sincere thank God u girls are claiming gender equality so don't expect what u won't do for me dat, me too to do it for u... Ce fini cheesycheesy

where did you see me claiming gender equality sad
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:42pm On Sep 12, 2014
Repteam:

where did you see me claiming gender equality sad
almost all girl claim dat and sometimes few represent d majority. So that where my inference comes from.
wait what will give a man if he meet up dat standard in ur life ??
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:44pm On Sep 12, 2014
zyzxx: almost all girl those dat and sometimes few represent d majority ooo... So that where my inference comes from.
wait what will give a man dat meet up dat standard in ur life ??

You want to know? That one is btw me and him wink
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:48pm On Sep 12, 2014
Repteam:

You want to know? That one is btw me and him wink
luk @ uuuuuuuu. U make me remember wen I was a kid dat I gamble, my opponent will tell me his money is in his pocket so me will give im my money @ d end of d day I realize he as nothing in his pocket cheesy all d money I won dat day he gave me kobo. thanks I don't believe dat miss
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:54pm On Sep 12, 2014
zyzxx: luk @ uuuuuuuu. U make me remember wen I was a kid dat I gamble, my opponent will tell me his money is in his pocket so me will give im my money @ d end of d day I realize he as nothing in his pocket cheesy all d money I won dat day he gave me kobo. thanks I don't believe dat miss

Lols.... believe or not
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 10:57pm On Sep 12, 2014
Repteam:

Lols.... believe or not
thanks am entitle to my opinion cheesycheesycheesycheesy
Gud night my b3 is crying
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 10:59pm On Sep 12, 2014
zyzxx: thanks am entitle to my opinion cheesycheesycheesycheesy
Gud night my b3 is crying

awww...eyyah....and I was enjoying our discussion. goodnyt

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Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 11:01pm On Sep 12, 2014
Repteam:

awww...eyyah....and I was enjoying our discussion. goodnyt
me too. Thanks for ur time my b3 will just die. Sweet dream
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by nickz(m): 10:59am On Sep 13, 2014
gender inequality at its peak?.......smh
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by Nobody: 11:27am On Sep 13, 2014
zyzxx: u wanna kill someborry cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
grin
Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by zyzxx(m): 7:16pm On Sep 13, 2014
Sexipea: grin
naso nah

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