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How To Make A Woman Happy! / How To Make Ur Man Or Woman Happy / It's Easy To Satisfy A Man But Hard To Make A Woman Happy: See The Difference (2) (3) (4)
"how To Keep A Woman Happy" by ituen(m): 11:28am On Jan 26, 2008 |
It's not difficult ? All you have to do is to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynecologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate . . . . WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. Give her compliments regularly 45. Love shopping 46. Be honest 47. Be very rich 48. Not stress her out 49. Not look at other girls . . . .AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes . . . . IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! : 1. Leave him in peace 2. Feed him well. 3. Let him have the remote control. Woman, what a demanding creature !!!!!!! |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by hclacid(m): 2:52pm On Jan 26, 2008 |
women are mysterious creatures(no offence) i bet that you can't satisfy them to the fullest. so no need to try to study them cos each one's basically different from the other. tell me how the hell in whole world any man could satisfy one like rebellious?women like this would kill u in ur sleep. peace ma ladies |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by ThugLife1(m): 3:36pm On Jan 26, 2008 |
Q: How to keep a woman Happy A: bleeping her real hard |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by afribabe: 5:25pm On Jan 26, 2008 |
Treat her as u would treat urself and the prob is over. |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by Rebellious(f): 5:45pm On Jan 26, 2008 |
hcl_acid: You're right. Boys like you can't satisfy me and yes, I'd kill you whether you're asleep or awake. |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by ituen(m): 8:30pm On Jan 26, 2008 |
make una no carry woman play oh |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by tufe(m): 8:47pm On Jan 26, 2008 |
to be happy with a man, love him a bit and try to understand him a bit. to be happy with a woman, just love her completely, dont bother trying to understand her. @ituen, all this just to keep a woman happy, jeez, even Giovanni Casinova cudnt have accomplished this fit |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by ituen(m): 9:15am On Jan 27, 2008 |
Na man be dat. THe list even small for me |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by clemcykul(f): 11:44am On Jan 28, 2008 |
how to please a woman just be urself OR flog hell outta her evry1 morn i bet she'll be well pleased |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by DaJunta(m): 3:12pm On Jan 28, 2008 |
To please a woman My broda that list long oooo and na true. I dey pass through that list as i write, yet i never even please am at all. Man don suffer no b small. |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by DaJunta(m): 3:13pm On Jan 28, 2008 |
But i can only pass through d list for only my would be wife. i cant do all those for some passer bys |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by nightnurse(f): 3:46pm On Jan 28, 2008 |
kukuma go study am as a course 4 university keep a woman happy ko, keep a man sad ni |
Re: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by Opoki(m): 4:12pm On Jan 28, 2008 |
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