was so cold cos of the presence of the A/C and at that period i do
not need a prophet to tell me that, this people receives God’s
visitations every Sunday. I do not need a prophet to tell me that
God has made this place his dwelling place not like some local
churches that will use foul odour to chase out the presence of
God. After the service, i was placed on a pay roll of 20k just to play for
2days a week (wednesday and sunday) omo money sweet o.
While standing outside, i could not help but fixed my eyes on the
beautiful damsels that were coming out from the church
auditorium. Chei. i said within me, while i got some erections.
Me: omo this church badt ooooo
LG: shebi i tell you. Omo ukwu plenty for here
Me: guy you think say me i go fit cope for here so?
LG: guy play your games right. Me i just Bleep one yesterday and
another one dey online self now.
Me: see this badt niqqa. So u mean say u don samma one racket
for here, i asked
LG: yes my guy. You know as he dey go nau.
Well na so sha. Somehow, i knew that women have soft spot for
instrumentalist, as in my local church i have dated three and still
counting. as the story progresses, you will know about them

Put the first and second update in the same thread, for people to read it easily.