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Losing His Mind by tytylayor: 2:57pm On Nov 03, 2008
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.

"Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. No, it's actually worse than that. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?"

The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tones, "Pay me in advance."
Re: Losing His Mind by clemcykul(f): 11:27am On Nov 04, 2008
lol
wicked doc
Re: Losing His Mind by Arcani: 8:45pm On Nov 04, 2008
I love this jare grin
Re: Losing His Mind by mohawkchic(f): 9:51pm On Nov 04, 2008
~Best advice given under the circumstances . . love it cheesy
Re: Losing His Mind by studio43(m): 10:04pm On Nov 04, 2008
make i just manage to laugh grin
Re: Losing His Mind by quentininc(m): 10:48pm On Nov 04, 2008
the doc no just want wahala after the treatment.the guy just smart,
Re: Losing His Mind by tytylayor: 10:13am On Nov 05, 2008
studio is loosing his mind sad
Re: Losing His Mind by studio43(m): 10:16am On Nov 05, 2008
yes eversince i stopped been your ass conductor ;d
Re: Losing His Mind by romsky: 10:19am On Nov 05, 2008
i believe u studio
Re: Losing His Mind by studio43(m): 10:24am On Nov 05, 2008
yes i know you totally believe in me, u dont have to spit it out wink
Re: Losing His Mind by tytylayor: 11:19am On Nov 05, 2008
studio43:

yes eversince i stopped been your assbus conductor ;d
tongue
Re: Losing His Mind by DamiD: 11:29am On Nov 05, 2008
Well that was nice

At least the man wont remember he paid the Doctor
Re: Losing His Mind by Bbeee: 11:39am On Nov 05, 2008
cheesy cheesy nice one
Re: Losing His Mind by Nobody: 11:48am On Nov 05, 2008
grin
Re: Losing His Mind by studio43(m): 10:12am On Nov 06, 2008
tytylayor:

tongue

is that all u can say undecided


Dami D:

Well that was nice

At least the man wont remember he paid the Doctor

Re: Losing His Mind by clemcykul(f): 10:21am On Nov 06, 2008
*joins the confused league*
Re: Losing His Mind by studio43(m): 10:23am On Nov 06, 2008
is confused your middle name undecided
Re: Losing His Mind by Pappyshoes(m): 11:17am On Nov 06, 2008
am not confused but shocked & embarassed & i became angry. In all I'll keep grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Losing His Mind by Pappyshoes(m): 11:23am On Nov 06, 2008
I'm shocked shocked shocked & embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Losing His Mind by clemcykul(f): 11:41am On Nov 06, 2008
you are embarrased becuz u dont have money to pay for food after eating
Re: Losing His Mind by Pappyshoes(m): 12:05pm On Nov 06, 2008
Clemcy, nothing is worrying you apart from something BAD. shocked cool
Re: Losing His Mind by Gabry(f): 12:06pm On Nov 06, 2008
cool
Re: Losing His Mind by Cayon(f): 12:10pm On Nov 06, 2008
one f my favorite joke
Re: Losing His Mind by clemcykul(f): 1:22pm On Nov 06, 2008
@papilo
care to mention wats wrong wid me? undecided
Re: Losing His Mind by studio43(m): 8:56pm On Nov 06, 2008
clemcykul:

you are embarrased becuz u don't have money to pay for food after eating

talking from Xperience shey undecided
Re: Losing His Mind by Nobody: 8:58pm On Nov 06, 2008
lool
Re: Losing His Mind by studio43(m): 9:08pm On Nov 06, 2008
is that all u can say undecided
Re: Losing His Mind by Nobody: 9:15pm On Nov 06, 2008
yes of course tongue
Re: Losing His Mind by studio43(m): 9:20pm On Nov 06, 2008
i bet nor be me u dey talk to cool
Re: Losing His Mind by Nobody: 9:21pm On Nov 06, 2008
who else tongue
Re: Losing His Mind by studio43(m): 9:24pm On Nov 06, 2008
who else can be anybody, afterall nor be only me dey for here cool
Re: Losing His Mind by Nobody: 9:25pm On Nov 06, 2008
ok o oga tongue

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