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Flytefalls: . May we never grow weary of such messages!!

jp philips: This is the height of frustration and heart breaks after so many years of service, take heart girl, the lord is your strength,
why wont i marry whom i want when im paying for the wedding? do you go to a car shop with your money while another person chooses the car for you?

you just advised us to hustle yet you dont want us to enjoy the fruit of our hustle? you must be a sadist, i take my money pay for DSTV watch premiership you dey cry, you no know how much DSTV subscription be?

or you dont know that "Madam round this table" is not for free?

we keep so many girlfriends like say na free? before solomon was able to maintain 300 wives and 700 concubines he was the richest in his own time so no be today we begin pay.

Madam is not complaining, after all, she uses three SUV's, lives in a mansion with Mopol at the gate, while her father is still using BMX bicycle, better thing dey fall from heaven?

my dear LOLA, please if for any reason you no longer meet the strident requirements of men, i will advice you downgrade to the "AKATA" union, or better still, concentrate on you children's Sunday school teacher career at least that one has a reward in heaven.


yours sincerely


jp philips

Martowskin: No mind dem, MARRIED MEN CHOPIN THEM LIKE BISCUIT, do they tink we ar fools, after openin their legs for lecturers just to pass exam they tink we will just jump into marriage, this days they go na.ked all in d name of fashion, sampling their bre.ast to evry1, as if its a car head light, they cant bend down to pick a stone cos of d rubbish they call short gown, this tins will only bring u to our bed not our life, take note. put ur self in d shoes of our mothers can u accept such a lady as wife 4 ur son? talkin abt virgin, do u gals tink virginity is a criteria to hav an husband, when u cant even cook a gud meal, u nag and nag, cry over evry little issue, we dnt want babies as wife, pls. they will press their black berry mornin til nite, wit out any plans 4 their future, dey take men as lottery, escape route to succes, notin for una, hw can i tell my child dat i met his mother in a nite club, check it na, u av 10boyfrnds on NL, 15 in facebook, 20 on bbchat, 40 on 2go and u think we dnt knw, sowi 4 una, we ar just enjoyin it while it last. Av u ever heard people say BOYS OR MEN HAV FISH BRAIN, BT IS NT NEW TO HEAR that WOMEN HAV FISH BRAIN, out of all animals is fish, ladies wise up, guys ar wiser dan u think. 2FACE IDEBIA is an example even wen d whole country think he is foolish, he knws d right woman 4 him.

10 boyfriends on nairaland

seedord247: Mr fling...

Why are you still not married with all those flies of gurls following you around...

lrguru: The LOLA chick na another dumped chikala. One baddest guy go don service her l@bia taya come dump her at few months to menopause. Take heart my dear, this world is not ur own, u are just passing tru.
Do not get too pissed on guys, they are not the achitects of ur misfortune. Enter village go find out

ikekings: Lol... Mmadu ibu dimkpa no be for mouth now... Onye choo ida dimkpa ya dakwuo mana nke di ya na etiti ukwu...

vivian chinaza: U are a virgin?

Me too

NL get plenty virgins o.

SeunPlus: Please please please, my heart is too fragile to bear these name callings. Stop it!

sanb: That's really cool...now you're talking and you won't regret it....

binger: Ikekings,do u want to straff nairaland ladies?

vivian chinaza: *pours him hot water* my friend get up! I'm talking to u.......

bennyraz: ha ha ha.. Then don't use d word ashawo again

ikekings: Binger, are you straffing nairaland ladies?

binger: You see your life. Na only ashawo u dey fvck. Your babe no go fit give u milk to suck and u go wake up for toilet the ff day.

spikes C: eehya, na only Ashawo dey work for you

Am married to flytefalls and i can kill for her


Ive repented from ashawo'work

vivian chinaza: He! Chichi atokwam! CFC, no one said anything to 190 o, pls don't take him seriously. Didn't u read where he said caseless told him I'm pregnant for Lalaosky? Should I have pmed Caseless? Of course not, cos I knew he was joking.


Bia I90, if CFCfan takes this seriously then u should stop. Ike mji aku asiri adiro kwam, biko.

hornipipe: dopejemi did that not me.

bennyraz: rflmao.. U dis guinea fowl.. I just dey laugh KAI...

im not mynd stop addressing me as a guniea fowl

CFCfan: You never stop peddling falsehoods, do you? Anyway, I'll soon pm xynerise, ikekings and vivian chinaza to find out if they said those things to you.

they did!!

they called me and told me on phone when i asked them about you

especially xynerise

binger: Got to bed kid,i don why ur mama decided to starve u of her brèast milk.

did i tell you how i sucked some milk off some lady bosom some days ago

It tasted like skimmed cow milk, I liked it


But the next morning -

























na toilet i wake up

ItsModella: I'll hit you up later...

ikekings: Mstchewwww... Anoda catfish...

Im not sexkillz or mynd