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Nomanlike:
There's a big difference in regards to fucking the girls you want and the ones that want you. Lashing the girls you want breeds a special kind of confidence which acts as a springboard for your goals. Fucking the ones that want you can be draining emotionally unless you have ulterior motives like gaining favor,money hitting that big ass from behind or nutting on her big breast. No matter how you think of it we men seem to do most things or go out the way for the women they want. Subconsciously We get and chase money to impress the girls we want and admire and not necessarily to turn up. Lashing the girls you want can really do wonders for you if you are chasing a goal or dreams as you start seeing obstacles as intriguing challenge. Go hit on that girl you thought will never settle for a guy like you.

another1:
Good morning great people,

I have an issue at hand now that I need your input. I was in a serious relationship with a lady, we both live the same city. After prayers and studying each other as well as both families approval, we decided to approached her church for approval of our courtship.

She went to her church for registration and interview, she was told to invite me of course which i went. After much talk and introduction, questions and answers, I was told that since we met through a friend, that it was acceptable in their doctrine.

Please be reminded that I personally went there more than 5 times i mean their church mc and she too did same to tried convinced them to change their mind. We committed no crime, she haven`t visited or know my place for over 3 and half years we are dating because she said it is against their church mc doctrine.

Now, the issue is this, after all the stress and pain to get approval from her church marriage committee ended exercise in futility her family called me for a meeting in their place where we concluded that we are going to their village for both traditional marriage and wedding with their village church. I accepted in good faith, marriage list was given to me, we also fixed date for both and communicated with the village church about our plan and they accepted. Just last week she told me that her church mc invited her and her dad after 4 months and she wouldn`t be around till September and her dad said all our plans with village church must be on hold pending when she come back to answer her church mc that wasted our time.

I am confused, please advise me what to do.

Niggaaaaaaaaaaaa!!


Why the flying hell would you need to approach her church for approval?

Are they her parents!!!

So if the church says no then you end things between her? This is why Nigerians are the most gullible and ignorant people ever to grace

this Green earth. Boy take your woman home and WIFE her

What the fck wrong with you!

Bwjselvjtz:
Watch Video: https://sa.sv/se-x-video-of-naija-nurse-with-bestfriend-husband
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Chuky7:
In pre-wedding arrangement,
doesn't the bride sponsor her chief brides maid?

A friend of mine is confused on if she has to make ashowebi or if her host will do the necessary

You know to avoid unnecessary billing

So what do you think.

Una get time sha

omobabaolowo:
Hello people,can we just share our various heart break experience,here,on this thread,will start with mine.
I got heartbroken recently,by a guy i really cared so much about,that shit hurts,like mad.I met this guy sometime early last year,initially i thought i could never date him,cos he is the opposite,of the qualities,i have always longed for in a guy.Am in my late twenties,and he was my second relationship cos i was one of those girls,that did not start dating early,i had my first boyfriend at age 24,before this second boyfriend,to cut a long story short,this guy and i became really good friends,and we started dating,he was the love of my life,and we were inseperable,i tot i had found the one,and eventually i succumbed,to him,being the guy,to lose my virginity to,even though i had always wanted to keep it,till marriage.After the whole thing,we even became closer,when i woke up in the morning,its his voice i hear,when am about to sleep at night its his voice
one day,these ex-boyfriend of mine and i were gisting,and i told him about my aunty,who is like 37years old but unmarried,i told my boyfriend how i wish i could find a good man for my aunty,immediately,he suggested his uncle,who is also within the same age,with my aunty,who is also searhing,we succeded in hooking them up,and both seemed happy about,and started dating.My bf and i were so glad,that we brought smiles to two people who were searching for love.Like 12 months of my bf and i dating,i started noticing some changes in my bf,he did not used to call,like he used to,and he kept giving excuses,anytime we were supposed to see.At first,i waved it aside,that hes doing that,cos hes busy with work and all.So one day after like almost a month of excuses and not seeing,my bf called and demanded that we see each,that he has done the unforgivable,i initially,thought he waz joking,only for him,to tell me dat,my aunty lured him into dating her,and that both have been dating each other for like two months,and to make matters worse,she was pragnant for him,this is a woman about 10years older than him,he said hes shocked and confused,and asked for forgiveness,and that he did not know what came over him,to have dated a woman,old enough to be his aunt,i was shocked cos not only did he betray,me but he also betrayed his uncle,cos my aunt was the uncle's girlfriend,these betrayal,i have forgiven him though and moved on with my life,but these betrayal has left scars in my heart,and my perception of men.I find it so hard to trust men now and just have this mentality,that no man can be trusted....so pls people in the house,please share ur own heart break experience,so that other people can learn from iy

Make money and leave all these love matter

chatinent:
Ten reasons why Nigerian women cheat.



No part of this post should be reproduced without written approval from the author.



*: By women, we mean those majority who have a tendency to cheat, not all of them. In my honest opinion, with what we have seen in this country, I think, or should I say what we have experienced, you should strictly date them when you are ready for marriage to avoid Premium Tears.

Source: https://www.nopremiumtears.com.ng/2021/07/ten-reason-why-nigerian-women-cheat.html


I hope these ten reasons why Nigerian women cheat has helped you. Please drop your comment below.

Jesus christ

Izido:
As a wife Wat will u do if ur husband reject ur food

Then you eat it

Fc-uk him

doksblog:
No, it’s not true. Touching or massaging breasts does not make them grow. There’s a lot of wrong information about breast development out there.

Some of the things you may hear are outright cons — like special creams or pills that make breasts bigger, they don’t work!

Others are myths — some girls who want smaller breasts think that sleeping in a bra or wearing a bra that’s too small can keep breasts from growing, but that’s also not true.

In reality, genes and hormones determine breast growth. Some girls develop earlier, others later, and a girl’s breasts can keep growing and changing into her late teens.

Every girl wants to be proud of her body. There are things you can do — like eating well and getting enough exercise and sleep — to help your body develop in a healthy way.

Don’t feel shy about talking to your DOCTOR or health care provider if you have questions about your body and how it is developing.

Your DOCTOR is used to answering questions like this, and he or she will be able to give you advice about your individual growth and development.

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Regular breast massage can also alert you of changes in your breast tissue so you can take quick measures to heal.

To continue...https://doksblog.com/what-are-the-effects-of-pressing-breasts/

Pumpumking:
Seriously?? Anyways although I drive a 2019 range rover with Stiterio alloys weels & I leave in expensive area & I eat expensive foods & I were nice design er cloth.. money ain't everything (real talk).
So ladies, would u date a Uber driver/ taxi driver... especially when he have the ordersity to toast you? ..Please be honest

gabazin080:
I met a girl on Facebook and we arranged to meet. when we met, I have to go back to her Facebook page to confirm if its truly her that's when I conclude that Snapchat is a scam.
I just bought her 1 meat pie and yoghurt then we pressed phone through out before we depart

Erm? hows this relevant

Irijosa777:
I'm the last born in the family, all the members of the family had gotten married except me. I'm 32 now, just rounded up my study. I'm into farming, school works and doing catering work as well. I'm financially balance. I have not gone into a relationship before, I just ignore that aspect because I believe in the principle of "one thing at a time". Now that I'm through with my study and I have something doing, I'm planning of going into a relationship and get married at least by 2023 but I'm perceiving there's going to be a problem between me and my family. My family is very selective, very selective... There was a time a friend started visiting me anytime I went to the village, my mother notice it and told me that the girl is not welcome in the family, she gave me her reason too, I told my Mom she is just a friend and nothing more. Today my neice got marriage, I invited my crush and she came to the marriage and I introduced her to my family as my friend, when the ceremony was going on, my sister told me and I quote "this girl you brought is not acceptable, she is too old for you, "common" she is just 27 and am 32... I told my sister that we are just friends and nothing more, then she said better...
I don't want to have any issue with my family in marring a girl but I'm afriad problem might be inevitable because I won't want my family to choose who or who not to marry, I have never had issue with my family before, they love me very much and we are living happily.
One mind is telling me to follow my heart another mind is telling me don't let a woman bring issue between you and your family...
Gosh! family get wahala! What is wrong in marring a girl of 27 years and I'm 32. (5years different)
I'm not ready for any family wahala...
Please how do you handle this kind of issue.

Family issue

Una never ready to marry be that

Have you ever had a painful experience of "I am a virgin, please let's wait until we, marry", then another rough guy later deflowers her without much effort?

So stupid!! Reserve virginity cos its food abi

Austine567:
must she drink ?

Erm yes if thats what makes her feel better then why not?

Aint nothing wrong with drinking

Have u ever had cocaine and fukced after

Izido:
How long should a guy wait 4 s*x in a new relationship

Haha!! The dumb ignorant questions on this site is baffling.

bro if you cant beat it up an hour into a date beat it up

Aint nothing wrong with that

Austine567:
Hi guys! this has been happening since I started getting down with this babe, I once dated her but we broke up because she said she is still a virgin and wouldn't want to have sex till marriage.
Though we still keep in touch after one year of the break up, now things are now getting serious with us again and she has agreed to have sex and stuffs, but the problem is she can't do that without getting high on some amount of alcohol, I've tried to stop her but to no avail, if I can't get her high nothing for me , which technically means whenever am to meet her I will have to buy an alcoholic drink for her. It makes me think as if am not good enough for her or being used. What should I do to ravage this situation.

Then let her keep drinking

Aint nothing wrong with that or dont u enjoy beating that Pusey up

DanielAlhassan:
How will you feel if you find out the girl you are in love with who also claim to love you back is pregnant for another person
Your opinion is highly welcome
No insult
Asking for a friend who is about to commit suicide
Please advice him
He is reading your comments

Take your L in peace and move on.

Commit suicide com;on G grow up

safarigirl:
Nairaland is 10 today...yay!!!!

This site has come a long way. Since it's inception in 2005. From a small, barely recognized platform for Nigerians and friends of Nigeria to express themselves freely, to a bustling site where even the high and mighty visit when seeking the opinions of Nigerians

But Nairaland did not make itself this, there were people who made this site happen....long before the advent of tribalism, bigotry, political jingoism and sycophancy and petty arguments that are slowly ruining the image of this site. People who could argue intelligently without resorting to name-calling or mudslinging.

People who could fill 21 pages with mind-boggling arguments....as well as the clowns whose antics made us laugh.

Let us remember those Nairalanders that were here when Nairaland was Nairaland

1) Ogugua and sexskills: One cannot mention Ogugua without mentioning her bae sexskills. Those names go hand-in-hand. They were both mods...and both can be held responsible for the tyrannical nature of mods today.
Ogugua was a mod in Celebrities Section while sexskills ran the Romance section with an iron fist...literally. Sexsskills banned people according to his mood, if you spoke an ill-word of him or his lady love, you'd get your ban. Any attempts to derail a thread, introduce tribalism or even curse at anyone met a ban. To some extent he brought some sanity to the section.
He was one of a few mods who people threatened to 'treat his phuck up' and meant it. Sexskills and Ogugua88 eventually retired from NL together and deactivated their accounts as soon as they could

2) Jarus: Another mod, but on politics section. He was a likeable fellow, not much complaints. Very effective and bothered to sound warnings before slamming people with bans. But I particularly liked him because of his approach to topics. He just didn't give a phuck about petty arguments. He made his points and bothered to explain himself without using vile words and any attempts to drag him into one, he would literally jump and pass

3) CFCFan: This our oga-at-the-top has been on Nairaland for a reasonably long time and is one of the few NLers that has refused to retire. CFC is a sports enthusiast (as his handle implies) and is very active in Sports section as well as Romance to some extent. He has participated in Mr. Nairaland a couple of times and is the go-to-guy on how to conduct yourself on NL. If he has ever gotten into a serious argument, there are no records of such, he probably has never been banned sef.

4) Afam4eva: This bros was once a mod in Politics Section, now he's on a hiatus. He didn't always come out with clean hands after a spat, but he did get some sibtle jabs in. I particularly liked the way he would insult people without necessarily resorting to the use of insultive terms or crass words. The people he got into arguments with ended up looking like monkeys jumping for a banana he was swinging above their heads.
Still, there were a few that ruffled his feathers and he received more than a few call-outs for what some termed his 2-faced ways

5) Mikuz: If you're a regular on thhe music section, specifically, the rap board, Mikuz needs no introduction. He's been running things there for a while and is responsible for most of the competitions. He organises them and gets rappers to show off their skills. Mikuz doesn't really involve himself in rap battles, letting others have the stage, but he's highly influential on that section

6) Adaobi123: Long before the advent of the likes of Nneka, priscaohe and Jennima, Adaobi was the true queen of Nairaland. Pretty faced, soft-spoken and intelligent. She's one of the few NLers that never got into fights. I don't know how she did it, but she just never allowed anyone to drag her in, choosing to give stern words and warnings instead. She became a mod in the Music Section a few years back, but she's not as active as she used to be

7) Pagan9ja: This is one Nairalander that fascinated me with his talk about returning to the gods of our fathers. Sure he sounded forceful atimes and downright ridiculous, but one thing I couldn't take away from this guy was that his arguments when viewed with an open mind, made lots of sense.
He was a thorn in the flesh of most Christian members of the religious section and received quite the number of bans, but he continued to preach on the importance of traditional religion. Haven't seen him around in a while

Fulaman: aka Mr Congeniality, this dude is a true diplomat if there ever was one. Always trying to be civil, never involving himself in arguments (though many times I imagined a vein popping in his head from trying to hold back on some nasty words ). He remains a mod on Culture Section and frowns upon the westernisation of Africa. He's big on all things cultural and African and his position as a mod is well earned.
Once in a while though, I do expect him to lose his chill

9) Yuzedo (Chief Sweetus Oyegeyege): The one and only President of Banana Island Landlords association, the man after the heart of asampete Rita Dummynick . I mean, no matter how bad your day was, a post by Yuzedo was guaranteed to make you smile. Dude got so legendary, there were monikers like Mrs Yuzedo and Yuzedo's son. If Yuzedo was unable to make a post in 24 hours people would notice. If there was a thread on Rita Dominic, Yuzedo was the first name to be called, but beneath all of that bad English, he's one of the best writers on Nairaland

10) Beaf: one of the most passionate PDP supporters Nairaland has ever seen, Beaf earned legendary status with the likes of Demdem, who was his core opposite. He was accused of being an active member of the 40-laptops paid agents of PDP. He was the Doyin Okupe of NL with a little more brains than the actual one. Beaf has not been active for some years now and political arguments are not as interesting without him

11) 190 and Mr.Cork: A simple introduction. 190 lives in Peckham, England, does not like dark-skinned girls and is particularly repulsed by Nigerian girls. He and Mr.Cork are brothers from different mothers, but na the same papa born them. 190 is a Romance section popular along with Mr Cork. As far as his choice of women goes, if it ain't white, it ain't right. Mr cork leans more towards, if it ain't white, it better be light or at least bleached (no offeinse).
Despite their tantrums, both guys serve as the comic relief on that section and their comments are a delight to read

12) Okijajuju: No matter how useless you are, your scrotum can still be used for ogwu ego . Okijajuju, Nairalan'd emissary to Okija shrine, helping all NLers out with the right ogwu for whatever ails them. This guy is just hilarious, you have to smile when you read his comments. He definitely made NL worth the read for many years

13) PCGuru: I wasn't really familiar with this guy because he was mostly active on the technology board where he was a mod, but he was peaceful whenever I encountered him. If your gadget had an issue, he was the go-to guy, but he also gave pretty good relationship advice

14) Idowuogbo and Bin gbagbo: The two rulers of Jokes section. These two have been running the game there for years and still do. While Idowu is much more diverse having popularised herself in both the Romance and Celebrity Section, bin gbagbo mostly sticks to making countless attempts to tell jokes in that section, only coming out to visit sports section and diss Nigeria.
Idowuogbo is one person you do not want to cross though, she's got a mean streak in her and can finish your generation in one post

15) Onila: If Onila is not an NL legend, nobody is. She has the most topics created by any Nairalander and probably follows the most people. She's pro-virginity, but we can't say if she's one . Her topics tend to be silly, mundane and ridiculous but whenever she opens a topic labelled 'The Beauty Of...' It's usually top notch. Onila is one of the few people that have really made this site funny

16) Mondicheeks: Relationship expert/feminist/straight-talker. She was quite popular on Romance Section and had a way of making her posts come off as witty. One of the few NLers that stayed away from e-fights as much as possible, she never went into one she couldn't win.

17) Dayokanu: If there ever was an NLer that could make you look silly in an argument, Dayokanu was the one. Once you got past his tribalism, his comments were usually thought-provoking and intelligent, especially on relationships

18) Ezepromoe: Our voice of reson when things got heated. He wasn't one to take sides during any arguments concerning tribes, he just made neutral comments and basically told everyone to chill. He's got a funnybone that comes out once in a while and is now actively involved in Mr.Nairaland competitions as an organiser...but he's a bit scarce on NL

19) SimonAndal: The only likeable gay dude on NL (if there ever was one). He wasn't really all over the place with his sexuality, mostly coming off as just another average joe, save for a few freaky posts (like when he said he'd 'bend over' for Lynxx and he used to have a crush on Mike Ezeuronye) save for those he was a pretty funny dude who tried to promote gayism the best he could but managed to retreat once the attack dogs came.
On every topic he'd post "sometimes I tie my legs to a stone and pretend I'm a mermaid"...he's out now, but I always liked him, he was very nice and sweet

20) Onlytruth and Babyosisi: If you didn't know Nigerians in the diaspora work hard for their money, these people would tell it all. They were the ones to set people straight and tell people "US isn't paved with gold". One time, a thread was created on how difficult it was sending money home and Onlytruth gave us an earful. While we got hard truths from Onlytruth, Babyosisi came off as more subtle in her approach

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Mzpotato
Mzdarkskin
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TheAmaka
Mamagee
Shollypopz
Mrs chima
Ishilove
Petrodollar
Lalaboi
Bluetooth
Tellwisdom
Shymexx
Kobojunkie
Dygeasy
Odumchi (was a Culture section mod as well and started the whole Igwe of Ndigbo NL if I'm correct)
Hotietima


Feel free to add anyone I may have left out

MrCork:

lepasharon:
You're still here

lol who are you?