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Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by FNNEWS: 11:02am On Sep 19, 2014
Exclusive and reliable reports reaching FNN from our State House correspondent states that the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan has concluded plans to get married to a second wife.

According to the reports President GEJ decided on this after he was advised by his aids and political associates that it is the only way he’ll be able to win re-election come 2015.

The ploy became unavoidable, when it was becoming evident to his political strategists that Vice president Arch. Namandi Sambo’s political strength in the North is not strong enough to woo most Northerners to vote for him in the forthcoming elections and as such the President will be getting married to the daughter of a Prominent Political Leader in the North, hereby making him a member of the popular Northern family which will help him gather the much needed votes, especially with the support of his soon to be father-in law.

As at the time of this report, sources within Aso rock has refused to say who the prominent father in law of the President is,but have assured us it is a well-known political force in Nigeria.

It is worthy of note that this is not the first time a marriage of daughters of Nothern Politicians has been used as an avenue to win votes.from the Yaraduas to Atikus, IBBs and Muazus to name a few.

Meanwhile we have not been able to speak with our first lady Dame Patience Jonathan on her views on this development, neither can we confirm if they’ll be a change of first lady too but for now we just have to wait and see how events unfolds.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by ifaoni(m): 11:03am On Sep 19, 2014
That man can be funny. check my signature to get affordable datas.
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by Joy83(m): 11:05am On Sep 19, 2014
So how does his family life concerns you... Amebooooooo.
You better face your life and make good out of it so that many people can be blessed from your existence!

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by Feedmemore(f): 11:09am On Sep 19, 2014
Now op tell me this is a joke, and a big joke for that matter.

Next story pls!!!
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by suregurl(f): 11:10am On Sep 19, 2014
okay
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by DaWorshiper(m): 11:11am On Sep 19, 2014
This must be a lie.
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by okonja(m): 11:13am On Sep 19, 2014
This op is high on pawpaw leave

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by suregalluv(f): 11:16am On Sep 19, 2014
And when he marries her, wins the votes from the north..will he later divorce her? Greediness has been killing Nigeria since 56b.c

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by BRAV0O(m): 11:22am On Sep 19, 2014
Fyn grin , if this news is tru cus I doubt, he dare not , but what if he's desperate for power take him to that extend shocked , guess what


Mama piss will decamp to apc strait!

So what next ? grin
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by ades0la(f): 11:36am On Sep 19, 2014
Lol... Fake Naija News. grin

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by Nobody: 11:37am On Sep 19, 2014
If it is not copy pasta it will be outright copy pasta from some lying blogger

NL stinks
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by gebest: 12:02pm On Sep 19, 2014
If Jonathan tries it, Patience will divorce him, and u know what that means.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by Donfamous(m): 12:24pm On Sep 19, 2014
ades0la: Lol... Fake Naija News. grin
Na only u get am for here
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by freshness2020: 12:28pm On Sep 19, 2014
suregalluv: And when he marries her, wins the votes from the north..will he later divorce her? Greediness has been killing Nigeria since 56b.c
Fake Nigeria News! Didn't ♈όϋ see FNN?
Lol! Think the OP got ♈όϋ on this!

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by Mgpaki(m): 1:13pm On Sep 19, 2014
DaWorshiper: This must be a lie.
don't u see the source? FNMA meaning Fake Naija News
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by sirjohnson(m): 1:21pm On Sep 19, 2014
Should I believe this or not?
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by latellisco(m): 1:22pm On Sep 19, 2014
This is good
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by valmunich(m): 1:29pm On Sep 19, 2014
I don't have to worry since it's from Fake naija news
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by reachome(m): 1:30pm On Sep 19, 2014
Where d man go put Mama, d mama wety dey wit him since dis days.... Dar'z god ooooo
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by iamsegsy(m): 1:33pm On Sep 19, 2014
some APC tyrant be lyk "see wat d clueless man only tinks of,marry another wyf smh." cry


when it us only a fake news... FNN

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by philantoxx(m): 1:52pm On Sep 19, 2014
I hope this won't spur patience to release her atomic bombs.
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by 175(m): 1:56pm On Sep 19, 2014
ifaoni: That man can be funny. check my signature to get affordable datas.

Scammer . . .thunder mixed with ogun plus amadioha fire you and ur useless self. Nlders pls ignore this crook. He stole my 1k. Ajibola Bode ur time is up!

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by penny01502: 2:02pm On Sep 19, 2014
this is a common lie,
admin don't take it to the front page please
else op will be arrested

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by tosinbabe(f): 2:04pm On Sep 19, 2014
Fake news buh I don't tink any arewa belle wud stoop so low as to marry this backwater creek creep!

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by tosinbabe(f): 2:05pm On Sep 19, 2014
Fake news buh I don't tink any arewa belle wud stoop so low as to marry this backwater creek creep! Who prolly needs a shot of kaikai to get it on up!
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by ifaoni(m): 2:27pm On Sep 19, 2014
175:

Scammer . . .thunder mixed with ogun plus amadioha fire you and ur useless self. Nlders pls ignore this crook. He stole my 1k. Ajibola Bode ur time is up!
its like u re mad? Who stole ur money? Frm wher to where? Motor lo ma pa e
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by mentorandfriend(m): 2:29pm On Sep 19, 2014
Tell us another another story.

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Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by Nobody: 2:30pm On Sep 19, 2014
FNNEWS: Exclusive and reliable reports reaching FNN from our State House correspondent states that the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan has concluded plans to get married to a second wife.

According to the reports President GEJ decided on this after he was advised by his aids and political associates that it is the only way he’ll be able to win re-election come 2015.

The ploy became unavoidable, when it was becoming evident to his political strategists that Vice president Arch. Namandi Sambo’s political strength in the North is not strong enough to woo most Northerners to vote for him in the forthcoming elections and as such the President will be getting married to the daughter of a Prominent Political Leader in the North, hereby making him a member of the popular Northern family which will help him gather the much needed votes, especially with the support of his soon to be father-in law.

As at the time of this report, sources within Aso rock has refused to say who the prominent father in law of the President is,but have assured us it is a well-known political force in Nigeria.

It is worthy of note that this is not the first time a marriage of daughters of Nothern Politicians has been used as an avenue to win votes.from the Yaraduas to Atikus, IBBs and Muazus to name a few.

Meanwhile we have not been able to speak with our first lady Dame Patience Jonathan on her views on this development, neither can we confirm if they’ll be a change of first lady too but for now we just have to wait and see how events unfolds.

SOURCE: http:///2014/09/goodluck-jonathan-set-marry-second-wife-ahead-2015/

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U are a tout
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by osenge: 2:33pm On Sep 19, 2014
do he want to die by poison?
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by blexxonmak(m): 3:08pm On Sep 19, 2014
On a serious note,AKUYAS has infiltrated NL.
Re: Goodluck Jonathan Set To Marry Second Wife Ahead Of 2015 by talktimi(m): 3:16pm On Sep 19, 2014
Funny even reputable news media have been taking Fake Naija News seriously nowadays ignoring the "FAKE" in the name

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