3 Generals,an American,a Russian and an Englishman were arguing whose soldiers were the most courageous. they then decided to put their soldiers to the test on an obstacle course.

The English General,beckoned to a corporal and told him to go through the obstacle course without his shirt on.Yes sir he said. The corporal did the drill,crawled through the barbed wire,jumped over a 12 ft fence and the works.He did this all without breaking a sweat,went back to the Generals and asked his officer if he should do it again. The English General smiled,looked at the other Generals and said "That is courage"

The Russian Gen. sneered and said that is nothing. he called a corporal in his army asked him to run through the course without his shirt or pants on,return and do 50 push-ups on broken glass,all these twice. the corporal did his thing in less time than the English corporal,came back and wanted to go once more.The Russian Gen. smiled,looked at the other Generals and said "THAT is courage"

The American Gen then said "get a load of this". called an American corporal, The Gen looked at the course and told him to do wat the Russian corporal just did.
The American corporal looked at the course and looked at his Gen and told him in the presence of the other Generals "You gotta be out of your fucking mind"
The American Gen looked at the other Generals and said "Now that is wat u call courage,a corporal saying that to a Gen,You cant beat that"

This fuckingly funny

obey the last order.
that's really courage

that really is courage

what a courageous americana ! That american na lazy soldier