Quite hilarious.
Check them out and indicate the one that got you laughing so hard:

1 Bloggers Are So Much That The Friend You Invited To Check Out Your Blog..... Created His Own Blog And Copied All Your Contents.— Comedienne Princess (@PrincesComedian)October 2, 2013

2 Only in Yoruba movies that someone will die with an Afro & his spirit will come back with low cut...FOLLOW@GORDONCOMEDIANFOR MORE JOKES— Comedienne Princess (@PrincesComedian)November 1, 2013

3 Any engagement ring in yur hand beyond 2yrs is already a keyholder... FOLLOW@GORDONCOMEDIANFOR MORE JOKES.— Comedienne Princess (@PrincesComedian)November 1, 2013

4 How can u say tony umez paracetamol advert video is better danSkelewu Video.. people are wicked o o o o oo#Skelewu— COMEDIAN GORDONS (@Gordoncomedian)October 22, 2013

*Mata is anything that has weight and occupies bench— COMEDIAN GORDONS (@Gordoncomedian)October 22, 2013

5 GOBE is when you're offered 7.1million naira for sex and you refused but on your way home you gotraped. ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡)"— COMEDIAN GORDONS (@Gordoncomedian)October 25, 2013

6 Mata Or Termite. Who chop bench pass ?— COMEDIAN GORDONS (@Gordoncomedian)October 27, 2013#EayaIs

7 WhenYou Pay A Lecturer To Pass You To Graduate, Then Next Day, The Lecturer Dies!— COMEDIAN GORDONS (@Gordoncomedian)October 31, 2013

8 I wish HIV results r announced on TV. After d test, U'll have to gather wit Ur family and well-wishers to know Ur fate in NTA 7 O'clock news— COMEDIAN GORDONS (@Gordoncomedian)November 1, 2013

9 What shall it profit a guy to have six packs, nice abs, pink lips and only to be ... IMPOTENT ☹— Comedienne Princess (@PrincesComedian)October 29, 2013

10 You dey use Ipad 4, Blackberry Z10, Latest Car but dey share shaving stick... My broda, your MUMU is 6G..— Comedienne Princess (@PrincesComedian)July 11, 2013

11 Naija girls have a funny way of asking if u have a girlfriend, they 'll be like 'don't allow ur GF to come and break my head oooooooh.— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)September 14, 2013

12 A lady wearin Brazilian hair of 300k & complaining of headache.
Does she nid a prophet 2 tell her dat she's carryin 2plots of land on her head?— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)July 7, 2013

13 Most Girls pray For Hardworking men,Yet they don't respond To Greetings From Bricklayers :s— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)May 10, 2013

14 Your boyfriend should not be your source of income. My dear its a relationship, not a job opportunity.— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)February 28, 2013

15 U Don't Need a car to Impress a Lautech Girl.. Just Wear a Starched Shirt and Hold a Car key!— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)February 24, 2013

16 U take picture, e no fine, u come dey claim say 'beauty is from within' .... Why u no take X-ray?— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)January 23, 2013

17 U go carry cement for backyard come tweet "Just back from the Gym" ...God is Watching You"— Nkem Owoh (@MrOsuofia)October 4, 2013

18 There's a reason ur boo doesn't take pictures with you. Don't force it with picmix!— Nkem Owoh (@MrOsuofia)September 21, 2013.



http://onubiyi..com/2013/11/crack-ya-ribs-funny-tweets-from.html?m=1

Fani Kayode

patrick

toolz

Pic Mic: amalgamating Pics together (by force) since god knows when.

Rita dominic

Kul.
2 plot of land realy funny

number 1 about bloggers is very hilarious

11 is very true, that's how babes use to know if a guy has a babe.

#16 almost threw me to the ground. I just had an experience.

And Patrick? That man should go into comedy.

FFK is a fresh kid o. No wonder he left the janjaw33ds.

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very funny.....

You bought suya for girl,dey eat onion,claiming vegetarian,you mumu na x2.

Lol

No 5,12 and 13 got me cracking

lol. quite hilarious

numbers 1 & 12 got me lol I didn't know when I fell inside gutter. Op u c what u've caused now?

Omg the one about FFK! Hahaha

Nkem owoh n BasketMouth...... funy 7, 11, 16, 18

Most of those tweets are from parody accounts! Too many parody accounts on twitter lots of people will think it's from the real people.

Funny!

All of dem re parody acct except FKK
An ardent twitter follower said so

Lol,so funny...especially number 1

ROTFL

Nothing funnier than this:

If you want to test your man's patience, tell him to download a 72MB movie using EDGE- Helen Paul

Only from basketmouth down made me crack. (coughs)

Nkem owoh is d bomb

chiaa basket mouth

20pounds: FFK is a fresh kid o. No wonder he left the janjaw33ds.

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OMG Tinubu looks like a Gorilla shaa...Chaii! Na person papa be dis oo...LMAO

Patrick Obaihagbon sha

7: chai!
11: hianus peekantus! story for the witches!
12: na die! or the ghost of the dead wanting their hair back
15: ouch!
17: heavy lifting na heavy lifting jorz. no b everi muscle were gotten from the gym ask Chika wey dey work for Elephant cement.

Hahahahahahhahahaha......... Lolzzzzz

lalasticlala:
2 Only in Yoruba movies that someone will die with an Afro & his spirit will come back with low cut...FOLLOW@GORDONCOMEDIANFOR MORE JOKES— Comedienne Princess (@PrincesComedian)November 1, 2013

7 WhenYou Pay A Lecturer To Pass You To Graduate, Then Next Day, The Lecturer Dies!— COMEDIAN GORDONS (@Gordoncomedian)October 31, 2013

12 A lady wearin Brazilian hair of 300k & complaining of headache.
Does she nid a prophet 2 tell her dat she's carryin 2plots of land on her head?— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)July 7, 2013

16 U take picture, e no fine, u come dey claim say 'beauty is from within' .... Why u no take X-ray?— Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)January 23, 2013

17 U go carry cement for backyard come tweet "Just back from the Gym" ...God is Watching You"— Nkem Owoh (@MrOsuofia)October 4, 2013

Naija girls have a funny way of asking if u have a girlfriend, they 'll be like 'don't allow ur GF to come and break my head oooooooh.— Bright Okpocha
this is sooo freaking truu & I always reply "naah I don't have a girlfriend"