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Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by twosquare(m): 1:36pm On Sep 22, 2014
grin

Re: Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by Nobody: 1:42pm On Sep 22, 2014
Ok but I no send am nah tongue
Re: Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by idupaul: 1:52pm On Sep 22, 2014
OP is this ur way of protesting against bad governace in Nigeria ? Because this clearly looks like some kind of protest .
Re: Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by lekkie073(m): 2:14pm On Sep 22, 2014
only d birds can help...
Re: Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by Litmus: 2:26pm On Sep 22, 2014
1 Catch snake and break neck

2 tie a nut in the snake and use as lasso


3 Lasso lion and ride on its back


4 Show two fingers (middle finger if American) to crocodiles as you ride away into the sunset.

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Re: Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by christejames(m): 2:41pm On Sep 22, 2014
He should jerk the tree continuously to make that snake to fall off, this would also make the already chipped tree to cut and sway into the river. He should hold on to that branch cause as the tree is falling into the river its (tree) length wouldn't allow him to land in the crocodiles mouth. So when he eventually falls into the river he should either swim fast to the other bank or cut the tree's branch to scare the crocs away... If your friend adhere to these instructions he would peaceful escape that challenge. But wetin carry am go hang for tree wey snake dey untop. OP u sabi lie small oooo!

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Re: Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by Fash20: 4:09pm On Sep 22, 2014
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Re: Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by Litmus: 4:42pm On Sep 22, 2014
O-O-O I know, give right arm to snake to bite and poison. Next, release hands from branch and fall leg first into each crocodile’s mouth. Crocodile will bite off legs and that should satiate them. While crocs lie on their backs, socking their teeth with satisfaction, do and arm-crawl type swim to the bank of the river. When the lion charge towards you, shake your snake poisoned arm in front of the lion. Lion will bite off the arm and shortly fall down dead poisoned. All that remains is to roll all the way home.
Re: Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by IGBOSON1: 5:13pm On Sep 22, 2014
Have any of you noticed the tree trunk has almost been chopped through!
Re: Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by KwoiZabo(m): 5:43pm On Sep 22, 2014
Tell him to wake up cos he is obviously dreaming. angry
Re: Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by pansophist(m): 7:16pm On Sep 22, 2014
Ok I am assuming he cant swim.

He should grab the snake ''off guard'' with his left hand and throw it into the water for the crocs to feed, this action will create a balance a bit and shift him to a part of tree that is more balanced and will give him some few time to figure out ways on how to escape the Lion and the about to break tree.

Now he has two option which is either he fight with the lion or jump into the river and fight the two crocodiles grin

So in this stage, his best bet is to either trick the lion when he will be landing so the Lion will unknowingly dive into the water in a bid to catch him, Lion cant swim, or fight with the Lion with the last drop of his blood and if he is loosing, at least drag the lion to the river, so the crocodies can devour them all embarassed
Re: Give This Boy An Escape Plan!!! by kel4soft: 7:34pm On Sep 22, 2014
He should wake up from his sleep

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