tkb417:

Moyola
if u speak like that in the court room, the judge will lock u up

hehe. . . he dare not!!

hmmm

Wetin I do?

abeg commot for road jo, cylinder

ok tgirl this is clemcykul, i have been begging you for her interview since
better do it now


and give me the link to the exact page of seun's interview

Princeesa, this has become stalking. . . .

or budding, am sure now that you did Agric in school 

Prinseca


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191518.288.html

Clemcykul, oya buzz me o

ok, i got that



now is for clemcykul jo

For all who haven't read today's Nairaland News:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191001.0.html

princesa:

or budding, am sure now that you did Agric in school 

now you dnt understand humour
or simple semantics

wet balnket

stalk/bud

yeah girl
a form of artificial propagtion of plants in Agric
but am sure our Itshekiri Damsel, go find those olodo for her school
when the Agric techer came to teach

Now I'm Itshekiri abi?

Who no kno tumfulu?

New potential interviewee spotted, Tgirl

Is Mr.Tumfulu willing to grant us an interview?

tumfulu.:

Who no kno tumfulu?

huh okay this Tgirl interview thing is getting serious

let us have urs na, Itshekiri damsel

Cristalz,

U av kept me waiting for how many days in a roll now

interview the itshekiri damsel na

Princesa, when are u going to be interviewed .

Help me ask her o

Yeye

i'm coming up with another superb interview

Will be right back . . .

Stay tuned!

This interview kept me up till 4am . . .

It worths it anyway 

We have here someone i call Lord Sauron. lol

Enjoy!

User ID: Hannibal (now Sauron)

Origin of ID: The most villainous character ever

When did u join NL: Joined in 2006

Why did u join: Was looking for an information on Naija Politics

Religious views: Christian

Section you frequent most: Sports/Music/Games

Age: i am in ma mid 20s

Sex: Male

Location: Somewhere in the UK

Home town: Lagos

Married or single: Single

Type of music: HipHop/Rap

Occupation: Systems Engineer

Best Colour: BLUE

Best food: Caviar/Sushi (a Japanese dish consisting of small cakes of cold rice with a topping of raw fish)

Best Game: Fifa 09, Call of Duty 4, Motor Storm,  Grand Theft Auto and Mortal Kombat series

Club: I support Man Utd

Best Sport: Football, Tennis,Pool/Snooker,Darts,Boxing,golf

Artist: Notorious B.I.G.

Actor: , John Travolta

Actress: , Halle Berry

Likes: Honest people, I love getting under people's skin for the fun of it too. Really! No wonder 

Dislikes:

Pest-natured and priggish people, pretenders, saduccees and cock suckers. lol

cock sucker? what does that mean?

sauron: cock suckers are people who suck up to other people. Also called asslickers.

Tgirl 4real: u berra use clear terms

Sauron: if someone says Jesus is Nigerian, cock suckers believe without checking.

Tgirl 4real: Sychophants se

Sauron: exactly, but apple-polisher or fawner instead of sycophants. Sycophants is more political


*Peeps* u roll with on NL: Deepzone and tangent

Why are u always at logger heads with deepzone: DeepZone is ma best buddie,  everything we do is not to be taken seriously. It's just FUN

Who will u like to date given the opportunity: Stillwater because she's a 40DD size(juicy,luscious and bouncy)

Who do u admire on NL: no one on Nl . . . but Celebrities:Male, Russell Simmons. Female: Liv Tyler

Most Striking personality on NL: no one

Views about NL: NL is a great concept because it unifies Nigerians,  I have learnt some stuffs about ma country that i never knew existed so i applaud Seun for that. However, the banning spree must stop

Describe yourself in a simple term: Crazy, Loose Cannon, Ornery and most especially, A Villain Aint that scary

If i may ask,what is d meaning of ur siggy,

"Life Is A Bitch But God Forbid The Bitch Divorce Me. . . ."

Ans:

People say life is a bitch, as in Life is hell,
life is a dream,
life throws a curved ball but then we don't want life to leave us.
when it does we are dead,
so people complain about life but no one really wants to die.
so if life is a bitch, God forbid the bitch divorce(leave) me

Most striking thing about yourself: Crazy

What makes you Tick: Self confidence

How do you normal day:  Watch movies, listen to songs, play PS3 games, in the company of ma mates.

General Life Philosophy: , Its a small world.

Words for the founder of Nairaland,Seun: Just Do It

Hmm. . . I'm sure u guys had a wonderful time reading.

Catch ya with some more

Nice interview

@ Sharon,
You forgot the breast feeding Doyin part.

You nameless, idiotic, sodomized, faceless gay!!!!

The most banned character on NL. Jackal,Le chac, chacal, Cougar, Hannibal, Sauron, Sharon etc

Tgirl4real:

Cristalz,

U av kept me waiting for how many days in a roll now  

Waiting for you to get Muki .  .  .then Chamo

DK why the hate?

Dami D:

Princesa, when are u going to be interviewed .

what is in it for me

Cristalz,

Hate Sharon? for what? breastfeeding Doyin or what?

Cristalz:

Waiting for you to get Muki .  .  .then Chamo

Cristalz where have u been now? I don miss u like say 2moro no dey.

Even last nite I couldn't sleep, thinking where could she be?

Dont just run away like that o.

DK

Do I know for you?

Just wondering what's with the name-calling iz all

@Chamo

Awww sweery

I nor run o. . .jus' say me and time get one small fight. But we don reconcile now