Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,356 members, 7,819,260 topics. Date: Monday, 06 May 2024 at 01:27 PM

A Soldier Off To War - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / A Soldier Off To War (2124 Views)

The Boy I Usually Bully Back In Secondary School Is Now A Soldier / When "Spiders" Goes To War(photos Included) / For Laughs: Hilarious Tweets As Nigerians And Kenya Go To War (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (Reply) (Go Down)

A Soldier Off To War by kokoye(m): 8:59pm On Nov 04, 2008
The soldier went to meet the pastor

Soldier: Pastor, I'm going off to war and I'm scared. Please pray for me.

Pastor: Fear not, my son. A bullet that does not have your name on it will surely not kill you.

Soldier: But pastor, what if the bullet reads 'To whom it may concern'?
Re: A Soldier Off To War by ElosAgos(m): 11:12pm On Nov 04, 2008
cool ;d
Re: A Soldier Off To War by TOYOSI20(f): 12:23am On Nov 05, 2008
lol. . . . . . cheesy
Re: A Soldier Off To War by Arcani: 3:07pm On Nov 05, 2008
grin[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Re: A Soldier Off To War by Nautillus(m): 3:18pm On Nov 05, 2008
lol . . .naija shaaa
Re: A Soldier Off To War by clemcykul(f): 3:39pm On Nov 05, 2008
am off to war too cool grin
Re: A Soldier Off To War by studio43(m): 10:31pm On Nov 06, 2008
your wife and children still need you o cry
Re: A Soldier Off To War by bydot1(m): 11:18pm On Nov 06, 2008
Nice one poster grin,
Re: A Soldier Off To War by bydot1(m): 11:19pm On Nov 06, 2008
@clem, na so o ya family needs you
Re: A Soldier Off To War by studio43(m): 11:20pm On Nov 06, 2008
thats if she get family
Re: A Soldier Off To War by Cayon(f): 12:30am On Nov 08, 2008
@poster

good one
Re: A Soldier Off To War by Jeovy(m): 8:42am On Nov 08, 2008
bad one, poster
Re: A Soldier Off To War by bydot1(m): 9:04am On Nov 08, 2008
angry
Re: A Soldier Off To War by sylve11: 9:06am On Nov 08, 2008
@poster,
more of that
Re: A Soldier Off To War by sylve11: 9:08am On Nov 08, 2008
. how r u? grin
Re: A Soldier Off To War by Ify3: 10:39am On Nov 08, 2008
Soldier: But pastor, what if the bullet reads 'To whom it may concern'?

The is is hierarchical.
Don't be afraid, you're the list in the squad.
Re: A Soldier Off To War by princesa(f): 10:53am On Nov 08, 2008
i just dnt know why soildiers turn me on cheesy kiss
Re: A Soldier Off To War by sylve11: 11:14am On Nov 08, 2008
are u now kelvin little? grin
Re: A Soldier Off To War by dyabman(m): 11:38am On Nov 08, 2008
that was real funny , i bet na the soldier go kill himself
Re: A Soldier Off To War by dani1luv: 11:47am On Nov 08, 2008
grin cool nw dis wat i call ajoke grin
Re: A Soldier Off To War by shens2006(m): 11:50am On Nov 08, 2008
do u mean ajoke or a joke? undecided
@poster, nice one, we need more of dat grin
Re: A Soldier Off To War by dani1luv: 11:55am On Nov 08, 2008
ajoke and a joke wetin b d diff. grin
Re: A Soldier Off To War by dyabman(m): 12:13pm On Nov 08, 2008
he meant AJOKE!  grin
Re: A Soldier Off To War by sylve11: 12:30pm On Nov 08, 2008
dat na name ooh! grin
Re: A Soldier Off To War by princesa(f): 12:38pm On Nov 08, 2008
maybe his new chica cheesy
Re: A Soldier Off To War by dani1luv: 12:41pm On Nov 08, 2008
princesa:

maybe his new chica cheesy
nna yhu na. . . nor be ya 2nd name wink
Re: A Soldier Off To War by princesa(f): 12:51pm On Nov 08, 2008
No my second name is Obamachic
Re: A Soldier Off To War by dyabman(m): 1:12pm On Nov 08, 2008
people just like IFA!! especially Nigerians
Re: A Soldier Off To War by dani1luv: 1:21pm On Nov 08, 2008
@ princesa
obamachic. . nd ma 2nd name issssssssssss. . obamaguy grin
Re: A Soldier Off To War by princesa(f): 1:44pm On Nov 08, 2008
Obamachic + Obamaguy =    wink

Obamachic + Obamaguy =  wink

now tell me the answer grin
Re: A Soldier Off To War by dyabman(m): 3:39pm On Nov 08, 2008
answer is Obamalepo
Re: A Soldier Off To War by Gabry(f): 3:40pm On Nov 08, 2008

(1) (2) (3) (Reply)

Akpos Has Done It Again!!! / They are Graduates of what university? (Picture) / Seat Belt

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 15
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.