WATCHING FOOTBALL with ur
wife can be very frustrating and
stressful.
Imagine this:

Wife : Dear, who's that guy. Is that
Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris Brrown bawo, no
na. that's Theo Walcott!!

Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card
for?

Husband: Its a warning to a player;
and red means the player must stop
playing and leave the pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar
to a traffic light:
Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.

Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are
right.!!

Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like
that in football.

Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What
again!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is
Arsenal
putting on?

Husband: You no get eyes No be red
jersey be that?

Wife: Ok..which team is putting on
blue?

Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin
na. Don't you know its Chelsea?

Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal
with world cup? Where you from
sef?

Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's
that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's
coach, Arsene Wenger

Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: You are... abeg, free me
jare! (Changes Channel)

wahala

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the woman's case baaadt. . lol

Lol