THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BEST EMAIL OF THE YEAR !!!!!


A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.


He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,


Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their
lunch, Drove them to school, came home and picked up
the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners


And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,


Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.


Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.


Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,


Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was
exhausted
and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he
was
expected to make love, which he managed to get through without
complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being
able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."

this is a good joke. nice one though.

Leftee:


You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."

LMAO!!

LOl funny ones

oh snap!lmao

yeah got to be one of the best ever

LMAO!!! heheheeheh this is soo funny!

LOL!!!!

Funny stuff, it's so true we women get a lot done in a day!!!

ha-ha

Wat a brillant joke

you know this is so true we tend to forget that being a house wife is a full time job I remember the time when my wife had gone away for like a week worst week of my life.