₦airaland Forum

Only a courageous woman can fry
a bunch of plantain without
tasting any - Albert Macauley
(1872)
He who says nothing lasts forever
has never tried Hausa perfume -
Nelson Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwraps
moimoi and gala before eating
cannot keep a secret - Abraham
Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut
shaki from pepper soup, with his
eyes wide open, is not afraid of
anything - Williams Shakespeare
(1900)
Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never
been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard
(1904)
He who refuses to mix agege
bread and akara as a type of
sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther
King jnr (1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is
capable of murder - Michael
Faraday (1899)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're
poor, but allowing the Garri to
swell b4 drinking is poverty -
Queen Elizabeth (1893)
He who runs around looking 4
scissors to cut indomine seasoning
sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)
No matter how hot your temper is,
it cannot cook yam - Goodluck
Jonathan (2013)
Anyone who reads this without
laughing is either looking 4 job or
needs Jesus Badly - spicylate (2014)

He whose *shit smells badly had a really nice meal-Einsthawkton (1056)








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Einsthawkton: He whose *shit smells badly had a really nice meal-Einsthawkton (1056)








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