funmilayoB:


Yoruba people r d most clean & intelligent people in Nigeria everybody knows that

ToyozzieTohBad:
Lol

Jwonder:


Are the yoruba's in lagos from another planet?

squaddy:


Hahahahhhahahaha This is the funniest joke I've heard all my life. Thanks for the cracker

April07:
Nigeria is a country blessed with soooo many ethnic groups and they do differ in soooo many ways.
Amongst these ethnic groups are the Yorubas, Efiks.......okay we know all this
So here are some common misconceptions about Nigerians by Nigerians... Yup within us..

1. Every Calabar person eats dog meat
Oh well.... Dog meat really is a specialty in Calabar but C'mon not everyone would eat their pet..

2. In TIV land, men show they value their friends by offering them their wives as kola when they come visiting
Yup! It was practised in TIV land oh so long ago.. But in this generation I guess not..

3. Only Northerners and Westerners have Tribal Marks
Nah... In the south, tribal marks are common.. I think the story behind most is "Casting out Ogbanje" I no know ooo..

4. Every Ogoni person is a descendant of Ken Saro Wiwa
We wish.... Trust me I know... Every time I say.. "I'm Ogoni" someone goes "Oh!!!! Saro Wiwa's Sister" Really tho??
Most people don't even know where Ogoni is... Na for Rivers state ooo.

5. Everyone with the same surname is related
Okay... That someones surname is Same as another doesn't mean they are related.. They might even be from different tribes. I've heard when gossip goes as "So the boy surname na Adeyemi? No wonder e get work for here becos oga na him broda" Oga's surname is Adeyemi.. Smh

6. Everybody is from the most popular town in their state
So every one from Delta state is a Warri sombori... No ooo.. Or that every Cross Riverian is a Calabar person... Or that every Rivers pikin na Ikwerre? No ooo... There are other LGA's too..

Well that's all I can remember for now... You can add yours..

funmilayoB:


Yoruba people r d most clean & intelligent people in Nigeria everybody knows that

esof1:
Every calabar girl is good in bed,

Every ibo girl likes money , which girl nor like money?

Edo girls go to Italy for prostitution

lionduke:
Some are not misconception but facts
1.Most Yoruba girls are dirty.
2. A broke nigga can't hold on to a pretty igbo girl.
3. Girls from calabar love doing it
4. Every family in benin city has a daughter from based in Italy
5. BUHARI HAS NO CERTIFICATE!!!!!!

SaiBuharii:
Other misconceptions:

1. GMB is the head of boko haram, yet the GCFR cannot arrest him.

2. GMB is too old, but Jonathan at 59 is the young genius, and Awolowo and Azikiwe that contested elections at 75 and 76 were not old

3. Jonathan is not corrupt...yet we don't know where our 20b dollars is and what our reserves was spent on.

4. PDP is an igbo party, yet the president, vice president. Senate leader, house of rep leader are not igbos...

5. Buhari does not have certificate, yet he contested 2003, 2007, 2011 with the same rules, same certification criteria.

6. Buhari will islamatise the country, yet when he was a military leader that had supreme powers to do anything, he didn't.

7. And the worst of all is GEJ will still lead us, even if we vote against him.

GMB2015

Vicotex:
1. Every hausa man is an Ab0ki.
2. Every kidnaper is either from edo or delta.
3. Every politician is a Ritualist.
4. Any girl from Aviele (located in Edo/Etsako) is a prostitute.
5. Every dirty woman is a yoruba person.
6. Every shawama/suya sellers are from the north
7. Every girl with a flatten breast is from the north (dem aboki don squeeze the hell outa the breast ).

esof1:




Proudly Edo

SaiBuharii:
Other misconceptions:

1. GMB is the head of boko haram, yet the GCFR cannot arrest him.

2. GMB is too old, but Jonathan at 59 is the young genius, and Awolowo and Azikiwe that contested elections at 75 and 76 were not old

3. Jonathan is not corrupt...yet we don't know where our 20b dollars is and what our reserves was spent on.

4. PDP is an igbo party, yet the president, vice president. Senate leader, house of rep leader are not igbos...

5. Buhari does not have certificate, yet he contested 2003, 2007, 2011 with the same rules, same certification criteria.

6. Buhari will islamatise the country, yet when he was a military leader that had supreme powers to do anything, he didn't.

7. And the worst of all is GEJ will still lead us, even if we vote against him.

GMB2015

April07:
Nigeria is a country blessed with soooo many ethnic groups and they do differ in soooo many ways.
Amongst these ethnic groups are the Yorubas, Efiks.......okay we know all this
So here are some common misconceptions about Nigerians by Nigerians... Yup within us..

1. Every Calabar person eats dog meat
Oh well.... Dog meat really is a specialty in Calabar but C'mon not everyone would eat their pet..

2. In TIV land, men show they value their friends by offering them their wives as kola when they come visiting
Yup! It was practised in TIV land oh so long ago.. But in this generation I guess not..

3. Only Northerners and Westerners have Tribal Marks
Nah... In the south, tribal marks are common.. I think the story behind most is "Casting out Ogbanje" I no know ooo..

4. Every Ogoni person is a descendant of Ken Saro Wiwa
We wish.... Trust me I know... Every time I say.. "I'm Ogoni" someone goes "Oh!!!! Saro Wiwa's Sister" Really tho??
Most people don't even know where Ogoni is... Na for Rivers state ooo.

5. Everyone with the same surname is related
Okay... That someones surname is Same as another doesn't mean they are related.. They might even be from different tribes. I've heard when gossip goes as "So the boy surname na Adeyemi? No wonder e get work for here becos oga na him broda" Oga's surname is Adeyemi.. Smh

6. Everybody is from the most popular town in their state
So every one from Delta state is a Warri sombori... No ooo.. Or that every Cross Riverian is a Calabar person... Or that every Rivers pikin na Ikwerre? No ooo... There are other LGA's too..

Well that's all I can remember for now... You can add yours..

olufikistick:
Picture: Rugged Man Gets Down With Agege Bread In His Living Room

Continue to read the full gist and see more pictures of how he roughly eat agege bread here.............www...com

michaelmo11:
Every Ekiti man is strong-headed and likes to fight.

esof1:
Every calabar girl is good bed

BABAAGBALABA:

ALL DIS TIN WAY U TALK ,SHEY NA LIE

zleemshaddy:
Op u no add this one people from imo state, mbaise precisely re too wicked, stingy I Knw each tribe hve their own flaws bt to judge certain group of pple, u should judge them individually biko ..

Infomizer:

Number 6 is sooooo true...Even for Mai Shais. Went to Iseyin in Oyo state once and started hammering this Mai Shai guy with Hausa to fry egg for me. The fella didn't even understand the meaning of Mai Shai...

Kachisbarbie:


lols.
Are you from Mbaise?
Seriously the aforementioned is the most preposterous and facile misconception I have heard.
Why? Because I am married to an Mbaise man and @times, I re-check his LGA cert to be sure he is from there...he's entirely different from the stereotype.
My uncles said he would change, but its been years now...I am even hoping he would change small....@ least to make my uncles assertions right small...lols

Ipledge:
so people think yoruba girls are dirty?

CFCfan:

Hmm.
America will know..

Kachisbarbie:


hahaha
Where are you from?