In my day, ‘Yabbies’ time was game time. It
always took place at locations devoid of the
prying eyes of adults. 'Break-time' is always d favorite time.

Two contestants would be pitched against each other and the individual with the ‘yabs’ that cracked up the audience more was declared the undisputed champion and had bragging rights; at least until he/she is deposed.

‘Yabbies’ was our Street Fighter and
Mortal Kombat all in one. It was FUNNNN !!!.

Here’s a list of some ‘yabs’ that still crack me up to this day;


10. You mess akpu fly gate.

9. You be gbongbolo cigga.

8. You mess agbalumo wear pant.

7. Your scatter scatter teeth like zuma rock.

6. Teacher say make you spell “TAXI”, you say T, A, times, One.

5. Teacher say make you spell “MAGGI”, you say M. A, Geegee Geegee, One.

4. You mess kpangolo carry weight.

3. You mess hulk hogan shirt tear.

2. You mess babangida shout “are we safe?”

1. You mess headmaster forget him name.


**Extras:

You mess; all the fishes in river Niger shout 'Halleluyah'.

Add up your own 'Yabbies'. Lets get dis rolling...

Dey send send to buy Family biscuit u go call all ur family

Oyibo man ask u ho do u do? In d airport u reply 'gbogbo wa ladudu ni naija'

They ask u to go and buy coca cola u reach u no know wetin u go talk u talk say u wan want to buy 'baba dudu to wan ninu igo'

you sit down on top maggi your leg no reach ground

you dey pass through anama yansh go oversea

see ya tumtum belle like skele wawa

i find u for mile 1 i no see u, find u for mile 2 i no see u, find u for mile 3 i no see u, i see u for mile 4 where u dey wash angelina pant

;DU shit here,shit here d look for d 1 way resemble u

With ur bend bend leg lyk bende state,with ur scatter scatter teeth lyk Rambo bullet