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Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by franklyn009(m): 10:23pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
I just thought of some crazy tins I did as a child, and I could help but laugh wen I remembered those moment wen u challenge someone to a yabbing(cursing,insulting) competition. you will b like: - ur mama sit on top akara no oil commot. -d tallest man 4 ur village dy use ladder climb maggi. -u mess, all d fishes for river die. - dy give u beer, dy give me fanta, I drink n said dis fanta is fantastic, u drink n said dis beer is beerbeerstic......and so on, I just can't stop laughing. let's keep d list rolling if u had such childhood experience.... - u mess, d mods moved dis thread to front page. wow!!! front page at last. i dedicate dis to all d people dat were victims to yabbing n dose wey dy yab sote dy cry. anyway such is life, those r d moment dat made childhood memorable. 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Nobody: 11:30pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
-See your scatter scatter teeth like devil calculator... -You shiit here, you shiit here e dey like benden road lol... itz been long tho... cnt remember much 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Ijeawele(m): 11:40pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
-See ur big head like Igbogbi signboard! - with ur scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullets. - with ur small small teeth like owerri chinchin. - with ur leg wey be like Letter O wey dem use left hand write. - see ur ogi belle. Mehn, those days was damn funny. Ajepako life sweet sha!! 19 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Callmebabe(f): 11:57pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
You mess, babangida repeat primary one. You mess two kuli kuli sumersault. Eleti noya noya bii gele omo oloku, onimu gogoro bii bata asewo. Alapa tiirin bii igbale agbepo, elese wogowogo bii ese trailer. Oni idi fun po bii ewa agohin...lolz 61 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by weazley(m): 12:06am On Dec 16, 2013 |
Lol You mess akpu fly gate Ur flat nyash like devil bible Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape Thunder blow u say god don mess D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngozii Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now 57 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Adeoba10(m): 12:10am On Dec 16, 2013 |
You f*ck ashewo, dey shit condom. You drink holy water dey shit bible. Your dirty hair lyk devil sponge 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by oyeludef(m): 9:28am On Dec 16, 2013 |
you mess babangida miss him handwriting you drink holy water shit miracle you skata skata teeth like russia bullet 2 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by franklyn009(m): 10:48am On Dec 16, 2013 |
Ijeawele: -See ur big head like Igbogbi signboard! - with ur scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullets. - with ur small small teeth like owerri chinchin. - with ur leg wey be like Letter O wey dem use left hand write. - see ur ogi belle. Mehn, those days was damn funny. Ajepako life sweet sha!!truly dos were gud old days. were u go yab someone e go dy cry lyk pikin. 1 Like |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by NaLaugh: 11:03am On Dec 16, 2013 |
haha.. -U sheet here sheet here sheet here, dey find the LCM. -U mess all the fish for river pass common entrance. 10 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by franklyn009(m): 11:13am On Dec 16, 2013 |
weazley: Lollmaooo....person wey dy go yab dis one go just dy cry blood ooo. 1 Like |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by majorgr: 3:42pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
You eat chinchin, mess flour. You eat akara shit 2 mama weh they fry am. You eat moi moi shit raw beans. You carry ladder say u wan climb mountain dew. You go chemist dey price pormoh. You sabi lie satan consult u for advice. You marry obange born anti christ. You mess 6 angels fall down, abi ur mess na angelicides? You eat iron sleep wit ur wife she born robot cop. One old mama surround ur village nobody escape. You go beer palour wan drink beer they give u fanta you drink u cun high. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by japhmanuel: 5:00pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
-ur nt short,ur not tall bt ur devils walkin stick -u mess,devil say Jesus christ is lord 3 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Indifferent(m): 6:46pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by swhiss: 6:46pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
—motor jam u in front of ur girlfriend u come the shame to die. —the shortest man for una village the take ladder climb maggi cube. -them throw ur pant inside river all the fishes die 10 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by 01mcfadden(m): 6:48pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Imu re gogoro bi bata ashawo aya re fere bi register okete 2 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Coldfeet(f): 6:48pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Yab ke? Aje borra kids no dey yab. |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by chiefololade: 6:49pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Not all hausas are muslims Not all igbos are catholics Not all muslims are terrorists. Not all Igbos love money Not all girls go to Italy for prostitution. Not all politicians are corrupt. Not all Tomboys are lesbians. Not all Ebiras are aggressive. Not all kenyans are dark and skinny. Not all guys from warri are sharp. Not all girls that dress semi- nude are sluts. Not all guys are cheats Not all girls lie. Not every successful celebrity is in the "Illuminati" Not all rich kids are spoilt Not all girls have sex to buy their expensive stuffs NOT EVERY NIGERIAN TEENAGER IS RUDE! Someof the girls you danced with at the club are Virgins. Some of the girls in your church/Mosque have had sex. MORAL LESSON Never use the action of a group of people to Judge an entire race, country or establishment 50 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by richP: 6:50pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
some stupid NL girls still use lines like " maggot infested brain" "ugly like a piece of cow shit" |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by aventura: 6:52pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
I went to an aristocratic school in Kensington. When you guys were yabbing, I was playing the violin and performing Shakespeare plays. ask yuzedo, he'll confirm it, only that he was expelled for bringing a Ferrari to school. 2 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Soreza(m): 6:53pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Wot sort of childish topic is this, ,is it hw far the strike has drawed u guys mentality backward,i cant imagine a business man,or a busy personality sitting down to type'u mess and all this rubbish.jezzzzzzz,am out,b4 i murder person with vex,all i know be say e no go beta for ASUU,see wot he turned our undergraduate to,chaiiiii 4 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by freecocoa(f): 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Ours was usually... Go and brush your teeth before you talk to me. Born by mistake like you. Bombastic element, etc. 17 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Tuntheycr7: 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Ma favourites : American dustbin You are Konkonbility You de craze, u de maadt you de gbonbonlo cigar E no tall e no short e be like maltina bottle You head big like Emeka's head (Anyone with d name shud forgive mi o Idiort, idi (yansh) re dirty 4 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Built2last: 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Waka, shege...the n you stretch your 5 fingers towards that person while saying it. Till date i've not understood the correlation between stretching the 5 fingers while saying warka or shege. cos yab na yab It got so bad that sometimes hwne some says your papa!!, they still stretch fingers towards you. can someone please explain. 1 Like |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by goldbim(f): 6:57pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Lol,ur flat chest like morrocco flag,ur four corner head like 2b book,ur ears carry standing like cocoyam leaf.lolz..i miss my childhood days. 3 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by packman: 6:59pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
[size=20pt]NOW YOU WANT ME TO CATCH FUN WITH THIS SHIT AFTER 500 FAMILIES ARE NOW HOMELESS AFTER A 15 YEAR OLD KID WAS BEING INTO SLAVERY TO AN ANIMAL AFTER STUDENT STAYED HOME FOR 5 MONTHS (YA SMILES) AFTER KNOWING THE FACT THAT THOUSAND OF GRADUATES ARE ON THE STREET AFTER THE FACT THAT BILLIONS GET MISSING EVERYDAY AFTER KNOWING THAT NIGERIAN YOUTH ARE NOT PLANNING FOR THEIR FUTURE AFTER KNOWING ABOUT THE POLITICAL GREED IN THE NATION AFTER KNOWING THE FACT OF OUR RELIGIOUS AND TRIBALISTIC DELUSION AFTER THE FACT THAT 2015 WOULD BE ANOTHER SELECTION ARENA (ELECTION I PRAY OOOO YOUR VOTE DON'T COUNT) AFTER THE FACT THAT G.E.J IS A CLUELESS AND AN ABSOLUTE RETAARDD YEA I AM GLAD HOPE YOU VERY GLAD ALSO [/size] 3 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Inspiration2310(m): 6:59pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Nobody: 7:00pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Damn I feel nostalgia I have some You mess five akara form voltron. you sh1t here, sh1t there you dey find the one wey resemble you. see your bend bend leg like bendel state. you mess all the fishes for river Niger shout halleluyah. It's been a long time time can't remember more but it was fun those days 5 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by ashhascash: 7:00pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
U go party dem no give u cooler. U shit here, shit here u dey find d squareroot. I carry u go MrBiggs ur big head no fit pass d gate. |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by japhmanuel: 7:01pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
U see shit for road,u com stop,com lick am,u com say thank God say I no match am 4 Likes |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Nobody: 7:01pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Inspiration2310: Spend Your Time On Rich and educative books that will be of benefit to you,that will change the way you think,your perspective,your intellectuals and your ego. stop spamming all the threads. Mods ban this guy now. 1 Like |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Snoopywallace(m): 7:01pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
With ur big belly like alleuia band with ur sister panadol breast u chop vegetable soup,dey shit banga with ur two people head u mess caterpillar wear pant with ur long neck likr ojukwu finger(warri) |
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Tuntheycr7: 7:02pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
chiefololade: Not all hausas are muslimsU mean
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