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Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by franklyn009(m): 10:23pm On Dec 15, 2013
I just thought of some crazy tins I did as a child, and I could help but laugh wen I remembered those moment wen u challenge someone to a yabbing(cursing,insulting) competition. you will b like:
- ur mama sit on top akara no oil commot.
-d tallest man 4 ur village dy use ladder climb maggi.
-u mess, all d fishes for river die.
- dy give u beer, dy give me fanta, I drink n said dis fanta is fantastic, u drink n said dis beer is beerbeerstic......and so on, I just can't stop laughing.
let's keep d list rolling if u had such childhood experience....
- u mess, d mods moved dis thread to front page. wow!!! front page at last. i dedicate dis to all d people dat were victims to yabbing n dose wey dy yab sote dy cry. anyway such is life, those r d moment dat made childhood memorable.

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Nobody: 11:30pm On Dec 15, 2013
-See your scatter scatter teeth like devil calculator...
-You shiit here, you shiit here e dey like benden road
lol... itz been long tho... cnt remember much

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Ijeawele(m): 11:40pm On Dec 15, 2013
-See ur big head like Igbogbi signboard! - with ur scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullets. - with ur small small teeth like owerri chinchin. - with ur leg wey be like Letter O wey dem use left hand write. - see ur ogi belle. Mehn, those days was damn funny. Ajepako life sweet sha!!

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Callmebabe(f): 11:57pm On Dec 15, 2013
You mess, babangida repeat primary one. You mess two kuli kuli sumersault. Eleti noya noya bii gele omo oloku, onimu gogoro bii bata asewo. Alapa tiirin bii igbale agbepo, elese wogowogo bii ese trailer. Oni idi fun po bii ewa agohin...lolz

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by weazley(m): 12:06am On Dec 16, 2013
Lol
You mess akpu fly gate
Ur flat nyash like devil bible
Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape
Thunder blow u say god don mess
D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngoziigrin
Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Adeoba10(m): 12:10am On Dec 16, 2013
You f*ck ashewo, dey shit condom.
You drink holy water dey shit bible.
Your dirty hair lyk devil sponge

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by oyeludef(m): 9:28am On Dec 16, 2013
you mess babangida miss him handwriting
you drink holy water shit miracle
you skata skata teeth like russia bullet

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by franklyn009(m): 10:48am On Dec 16, 2013
Ijeawele: -See ur big head like Igbogbi signboard! - with ur scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullets. - with ur small small teeth like owerri chinchin. - with ur leg wey be like Letter O wey dem use left hand write. - see ur ogi belle. Mehn, those days was damn funny. Ajepako life sweet sha!!
truly dos were gud old days. were u go yab someone e go dy cry lyk pikin.

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by NaLaugh: 11:03am On Dec 16, 2013
haha..

-U sheet here sheet here sheet here, dey find the LCM.

-U mess all the fish for river pass common entrance.


grin

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by franklyn009(m): 11:13am On Dec 16, 2013
weazley: Lol
You mess akpu fly gate
Ur flat nyash like devil bible
Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape
Thunder blow u say god don mess
D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngoziigrin
Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now
lmaooo....person wey dy go yab dis one go just dy cry blood ooo.

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by majorgr: 3:42pm On Dec 16, 2013
You eat chinchin, mess flour. You eat akara shit 2 mama weh they fry am. You eat moi moi shit raw beans. You carry ladder say u wan climb mountain dew. You go chemist dey price pormoh. You sabi lie satan consult u for advice. You marry obange born anti christ. You mess 6 angels fall down, abi ur mess na angelicides? You eat iron sleep wit ur wife she born robot cop. One old mama surround ur village nobody escape. You go beer palour wan drink beer they give u fanta you drink u cun high.

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by japhmanuel: 5:00pm On Dec 16, 2013
-ur nt short,ur not tall bt ur devils walkin stick
-u mess,devil say Jesus christ is lord

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Indifferent(m): 6:46pm On Dec 16, 2013
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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by swhiss: 6:46pm On Dec 16, 2013
—motor jam u in front of ur girlfriend u come the shame to die.




—the shortest man for una village the take ladder climb maggi cube.

-them throw ur pant inside river all the fishes die

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by 01mcfadden(m): 6:48pm On Dec 16, 2013
Imu re gogoro bi bata ashawo
aya re fere bi register okete

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Coldfeet(f): 6:48pm On Dec 16, 2013
Yab ke? Aje borra kids no dey yab.
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by chiefololade: 6:49pm On Dec 16, 2013
Not all hausas are muslims
Not all igbos are catholics
Not all muslims are terrorists.
Not all Igbos love money
Not all girls go to Italy for
prostitution.
Not all politicians are corrupt.
Not all Tomboys are lesbians.
Not all Ebiras are aggressive.
Not all kenyans are dark and skinny.
Not all guys from warri are sharp.
Not all girls that dress semi-
nude are sluts.
Not all guys are cheats
Not all girls lie.
Not every successful
celebrity is in the "Illuminati"
Not all rich kids are spoilt
Not all girls have sex to buy their expensive stuffs
NOT EVERY NIGERIAN TEENAGER IS
RUDE!
Someof the girls you danced
with at the club are Virgins.
Some of the girls in your church/Mosque have had sex.
MORAL LESSON
Never use the action of a group of people to Judge an
entire race, country or establishment

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by richP: 6:50pm On Dec 16, 2013
some stupid NL girls still use lines like " maggot infested brain"
"ugly like a piece of cow shit"
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by aventura: 6:52pm On Dec 16, 2013
I went to an aristocratic school in Kensington. When you guys were yabbing, I was playing the violin and performing Shakespeare plays. cool


ask yuzedo, he'll confirm it,

only that he was expelled for bringing a Ferrari to school. cry

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Soreza(m): 6:53pm On Dec 16, 2013
Wot sort of childish topic is this, shocked,is it hw far the strike has drawed u guys mentality backward,i cant imagine a business man,or a busy personality sitting down to type'u mess and all this rubbish.jezzzzzzz,am out,b4 i murder person with vex,all i know be say e no go beta for ASUU,see wot he turned our undergraduate to,chaiiiii

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by freecocoa(f): 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2013
Ours was usually...

Go and brush your teeth before you talk to me.

Born by mistake like you.

Bombastic element, etc.

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Tuntheycr7: 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2013
Ma favourites :

American dustbin

You are Konkonbility

You de craze, u de maadt you de gbonbonlo cigar

E no tall e no short e be like maltina bottle

You head big like Emeka's head
(Anyone with d name shud forgive mi o

Idiort, idi (yansh) re dirty

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Built2last: 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2013
Waka, shege...the n you stretch your 5 fingers towards that person while saying it.

Till date i've not understood the correlation between stretching the 5 fingers while saying warka or shege. cos yab na yab

It got so bad that sometimes hwne some says your papa!!, they still stretch fingers towards you.

can someone please explain.

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by goldbim(f): 6:57pm On Dec 16, 2013
Lol,ur flat chest like morrocco flag,ur four corner head like 2b book,ur ears carry standing like cocoyam leaf.lolz..i miss my childhood days.

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by packman: 6:59pm On Dec 16, 2013
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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Inspiration2310(m): 6:59pm On Dec 16, 2013
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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Nobody: 7:00pm On Dec 16, 2013
Damn I feel nostalgia

I have some
You mess five akara form voltron.
you sh1t here, sh1t there you dey find the one wey resemble you.
see your bend bend leg like bendel state.
you mess all the fishes for river Niger shout halleluyah.
It's been a long time time can't remember more but it was fun those days grin grin grin

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by ashhascash: 7:00pm On Dec 16, 2013
U go party dem no give u cooler.
U shit here, shit here u dey find d squareroot.
I carry u go MrBiggs ur big head no fit pass d gate.
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by japhmanuel: 7:01pm On Dec 16, 2013
U see shit for road,u com stop,com lick am,u com say thank God say I no match am

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Nobody: 7:01pm On Dec 16, 2013
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stop spamming all the threads. Mods ban this guy now.

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Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Snoopywallace(m): 7:01pm On Dec 16, 2013
With ur big belly like alleuia band
with ur sister panadol breast
u chop vegetable soup,dey shit banga
with ur two people head
u mess caterpillar wear pant
with ur long neck likr ojukwu finger(warri)
Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by Tuntheycr7: 7:02pm On Dec 16, 2013
chiefololade: Not all hausas are muslims
Not all igbos are catholics
Not all muslims are terrorists.
Not all Igbos love money
Not all girls go to Italy for
prostitution.
Not all politicians are corrupt.
Not all Tomboys are lesbians.
Not all Ebiras are aggressive.
Not all kenyans are dark and skinny.
Not all guys from warri are sharp.
Not all girls that dress semi-
nude are sluts.
Not all guys are cheats
Not all girls lie.
Not every successful
celebrity is in the "Illuminati"
Not all rich kids are spoilt
Not all girls have sex to buy their expensive stuffs
NOT EVERY NIGERIAN TEENAGER IS
RUDE!
Someof the girls you danced
with at the club are Virgins.
Some of the girls in your church/Mosque have had sex.
MORAL LESSON
Never use the action of a group of people to Judge an
entire race, country or establishment
U mean

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