"Braveheart." "Gladiator." "Kill Bill." All movies centered on revenge. Religion teaches us it's divine to forgive, but after 25 years on this lonely planet I've come to the conclusion satisfaction comes swifter and sweeter with a little dose of vengeance. These are real stories of revenge that'll make you wish you're never on the wrong side of blame.

Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts in Her Face

In this intriguing tale of flatulent vengeance, Deborah Ann Burns, 37, threw a knife at her boyfriend Willie after he doused her with butt gas. The two were arguing in 2013 when ol' Willie expressed anger via methane blasts. Burns was charged with aggravated battery and booked on $50,000 bail.

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Man Digs Up Girlfriend's Dead Chinchilla and Sends Her Pics

Raymond Williamson, 20, was a little out of his element after a fight with his girlfriend in May 2012. The Kingston, New York, native rushed to the grave of her deceased chinchilla andexhumed the corpse. He then texted her pictures of the dead South American rodent.

Williamson was charged with aggravated harassment, grand larceny and a violation of harassment. It's not the first time innocent pets have faced the wrath of scorned lovers.

3/10

Guy Uses Netflix to Taunt Cheating Girlfriend

In a passive-aggressive attempt to express rage at his recently cuckolded status, a man took to his girlfriend's Netflix account and rated a few films. He garnered the perfect array of auto-generated titles to condemn her infidelity. Five points for creativity.

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u said 10,where are the others