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| Pastor Visits Heaven And Refuses To Come Back by FNNEWS: 11:17am On Sep 29, 2014 |
We’ve all at a time or the other heard someone visited heaven then came back to earth and some of us have actually wondered why they came back. It was a day of shock as Pastor Moses from Thunder and Lightening Church,ikot Ansa calabar,told his church members the vision he had from God. According to him the church General overseer,Pastor Ekpeyoung, is not in coma as the hospital says but has eloped to another part in heaven. He explained that he was in a trance and he saw Pastor Ekpeyoung in heaven and on asking why he was hiding,he replied that he doesn’t want the almighty to see him because he does not want to return back to earth and even if at all he will return,he doesn’t want to return to Nigeria. This statement confused Pastor Moses who told Pastor Ekpeyoung that the reason he has the chance to go back to earth is to let unbelievers know that heaven is real. Pastor Ekpeyong became angry and told him he shouldn’t tell anyone of his whereabouts and zoomed off. Immediately pastor moses heard a loud voice saying “Moses Moses you see why I don’t show man vision of heaven but hell only? Before pastor moses could respond he woke up from the trance but he believes that once pastor Ekpeyoung is found,he will wake up from his slumber and till then they should not plan any burial for him. FNN correspondent,reporting from calabar. #DontMissTheNextFunnyThing VISIT www. FOR MORE HILARIOUS NEWS 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Pastor Visits Heaven And Refuses To Come Back by Nobody: 11:25am On Sep 29, 2014 |
This is unbelievable |
| Re: Pastor Visits Heaven And Refuses To Come Back by hushmail: 11:46am On Sep 29, 2014 |
i refuse to laugh  |
| Re: Pastor Visits Heaven And Refuses To Come Back by Dorisbest(f): 11:51am On Sep 29, 2014 |
Not funny at all. No one can hide from God. |
| Re: Pastor Visits Heaven And Refuses To Come Back by tinuolababy(f): 11:56am On Sep 29, 2014 |
Lol...  |
| Re: Pastor Visits Heaven And Refuses To Come Back by eightsin(m): 12:08pm On Sep 29, 2014 |
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| Re: Pastor Visits Heaven And Refuses To Come Back by Pr0ton: 1:15pm On Sep 29, 2014 |
Some folks will still believe this  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Pastor Visits Heaven And Refuses To Come Back by tobiboss(m): 5:15pm On Sep 29, 2014 |
^^ OMG, unfreaking believable, the man has suffered enough in 9jeria and refused to come bak |
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