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Poll: Who has Spit da Sykest So far

Hoodboi: 25% (7 votes)
Menike: 25% (7 votes)
Big Shishi: 14% (4 votes)
J-Nice Da Lyrical Assasain aka Jduck13: 10% (3 votes)
other: 25% (7 votes)
This poll has ended

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Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by BigShishi(m): 9:35pm On Aug 18, 2006
muthafcuka , get off ma big shizzlez, I dont Bleep wit local thugs, Im all international like CNN!!! LovePeddler!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin,
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by hoodboi(m): 9:37pm On Aug 18, 2006
awwww,, i wud have loved to get off yo back, cus yo back stinks bitch u gat flies nd stuff there, but ya'll shudn't have kept talkin when i tried to keep silent. so u see why i can't get off yo back, nd wat u be doin on cnn? cleanin dere toilets?bitch!!!!
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by mukina2: 9:39pm On Aug 18, 2006
shishi bring it on as long as it aint copy n paste lyrics
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by mukina2: 9:41pm On Aug 18, 2006
Sleek Mc:

come i forgot i was supposed to battle ma niac today
sorry men i aint ready cry

on a second thought f.ckt it i'll just freestyle

@ menike
nigga i can't imagine u as a BABY momma must have left u UNDERFED
still sounds so KRAZY claim to be hood wit no street CRED.
so am a feed u wit words sweeter than BREAD
i must confess i didn't come PREPARED
but stll i stay as hard as LEED
knock da hooded crown off your HEAD
be carefull your hooded disciples are WATCHING
and whether i win or lose i know i gat u SCOURCHING
wit your stolen lines and bought over JUDGES
i gat u cripple walking on CRUTCHES
i devour u faster than i do when i visit MUNCHIES for LUNCHIES
king of the HOODED HOLIGANS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
sooo wack that u left rap LAME
ever since he heard your NAME
gat jaws drooping to da FLOOR
same reason why hip can't hop no MORE
u ain't gat da the skill to strang. me even if u own da air in da ATMOSPHERE
to battle u all i need is a little bit of ma right HEMISPHERE
and if wackness could fly then your hood is like an AIRPORT
to get to ma level u need TIME TRANSPORT shocked
nigga u lukewarm u not HOT
and am cool enough to make da hotest room temp DROP
men- go back to da old school because i came to bring da new ERA
ma lyrics i had to liquedify because when i come solid i bring TERROR
stop playing hard u soft and u know i gat GAME
that is why when u f.ck. your bitch @ cloud nine she be scream. ma NAME
even wit 10 bottles of BEER
i still am the only nigga u FEAR
because i rode tru your crew like a TRACTOR
sleek m cee your worst fear FACTOR
am probably better than most u met B4
only a few can keep up wit me that is y am look. 4 a real COMPETITOR
not just writing words that rymes but solid METAPHOR
nigga could copy all u wan. and come here to PASTE
but am a still leave u wit a foul look in your FACE
NIGGA QUIT RAP U JUST AS USEFULL AS TOXIC WASTE

YALL SATISFIED NOW wink wink wink

SLEEK Mc REP. FLOW MIRACULOUS
30 HIT COMBO
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by mukina2: 9:42pm On Aug 18, 2006
menike:

This one is strictly MURDER
It's 18lines of straight Bullet, To Lil Boy or Anythin' livin

@Lil Boy (Aka. Sleek Mc)
I'ma bout to put 18 bullet down this lil Nigga
My whyte sleeves on no bulletproof just to tell that worthless Figga
I push cokes that regulate a Real Nigga
Only me cud make U another notable Nairaland figga
Right now Lil Boy ya line are distinguishly mediocre Nigga
Lil Boy respect me before U get attacked by some Ninja



Hold Up, I gat a call from Shishi - Told me that Boy was his group reject
Haha ,Thatz why I had to put U on my Mp3 auto eject
I've been around the world - They call me The HOOD'S Greatest
Thatz I stay loyal to Hoodloyal - Thatz why we Nairaland best
And If U ever talk sh*t - Lil Boy I suggest U goin regret
Ever say sh*t bout me and my Nairaland Greatest
I spit so fly thats why I ain't any record company reject
Bein in Companies such as Murder INC, Death Row hope U understand that
That cud answer question from the Leader of that SheGang
Its Menike n' Hoodloyal Lil Boy , I ain't ready for that Gang
I cud sit back n' smoke weed n' my records would be a Big Bang
So Sleek Mc chill - I gat Mixtapes, An Album please bcareful
Unless U want to have dinner wit the ascensious devil


Menike (aka. The Don dela Capone of Queens) Out
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by hoodboi(m): 9:42pm On Aug 18, 2006
yes shishi come @ me, common i am waitin,
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by mukina2: 9:43pm On Aug 18, 2006
menike:

@Lil Boy (Aka. Sleek Mc)

I ain't givin U credit cusz his rap line is poor
Nigga U should be hardcore - Cusz this right here is pre- rap war
Step ya game Up U cud do better than that
U cud get right n' quit actin like that
U say I'm a HOODED HOLIGANS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
But HOW COME U VISITED THE U.S EMBASSY 365 TIMES
I'm ain't braggin' but I'm more legit than anyone on Nairaland
I mean I'm American - Thatz why U never see me in ya Land

I understand ya status - U don't speak  American English
But this Nigga in Rwanda tellin me his goin to get Rich
Help please - Somebody call 911 cusz Lil Boy needs SOS
His life is a Refugges lifestyle - Catch Flies n' Eat it
I saw U on my TV - Larry King said Uz a Rufugge Celebrity
So MR LIL BOY FILTHY - Flee my Crib cusz U don't have to envy me
So Unbehalf of MENIKE , The JUGDES n' my Hoodloyal Family
Nigga go back to were U suppose to be (The U.N Refugge Camp)

Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by mukina2: 9:44pm On Aug 18, 2006
nah hoodboi shishi gets to spit against jackal
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by opemogaji(m): 9:47pm On Aug 18, 2006
long tyme yea i kno, wats good up in here?
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by mukina2: 9:47pm On Aug 18, 2006
chris i copy wink
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by hoodboi(m): 9:49pm On Aug 18, 2006
i'd have loved ta do shishi's ass, t'night, but got a date, see ya soon, if ya'll change yo mind bout me spitin @ toosyno,

by d way toosyno, I AM IN NIGERIA STUPIDDDDDD!!!!!!
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by opemogaji(m): 9:51pm On Aug 18, 2006
@ hood boi
u gangstar or something,
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by mukina2: 9:57pm On Aug 18, 2006
@ope
where uve been man do you want in on the tourney?
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by opemogaji(m): 9:57pm On Aug 18, 2006
iight, ok
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by hoodboi(m): 9:58pm On Aug 18, 2006
let's jst put it as, i got some walls ta paint(graffiti is what i mean, 4 people like shishi who don't understand) so yea i am, cool
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by opemogaji(m): 9:59pm On Aug 18, 2006
@ mukina2
i see u been killing niggas so far,  i see u ma,
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by hoodboi(m): 10:00pm On Aug 18, 2006
well i'm off dem boiz re here, see ya'll later

@ sisi boi gayholla
go Bleep yoself, mein
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by mukina2: 10:03pm On Aug 18, 2006
k ope be checkin this days we'll put up with someone in the next tourney
u ready wink
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by opemogaji(m): 10:04pm On Aug 18, 2006
LOL






always readyyy, wink
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by opemogaji(m): 10:12pm On Aug 18, 2006
let me drop some Quick $hit


when the gats, attack and leave u in an eternal sleeper,
you family can't afford a casket, so they cremate because its cheaper.
But since your block got shot up, an everybody got touched up.
Theres gunna be more ashes than a volcanic eruption.
My revolver pwns all no need for discussion,
and the way u playing roulettes i would think u was russian.
Toying with your life aint right, no games nigga.
Unless u enjoy having hollows lodged in your brain nigga.
But just in case u want to stunt, and and act all tough.
Then the tech will have to pump, and you'll get touched.
Hot nines, hot dimes, all usefull in hot times.
But dead niggas don't get to enjoy hot lines in hot rhymes.
this fly`guy`puts you in the high`sky`,why?`
because he's like mario when he makes shy`guys`die`
divine`signs`from the shine`from the amen`to your mind`
sayin better run,why?because i got 1 nine`(19)like 10`plus 9`
once again`decline`,the protection`for your ressurection`
because thats a few more plp going down like your girl after erections`
im what the best`is`,pure perfection`on some next`shit`
want to test`this`?i'll give you directions`to my section`
or i'll go to you,i'll get in your system like infections`
or injections`have you resting`after my rejections`
listen i'll be satirical`and start exposing human folly to ridicule`
its a miracle`if you could beat this master thats so lyrical`
i'll be physical`and faster`with them bastards`because they fake like plaster`
im raps pastor`because they give respect to this lyrical master`

check it
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by hustler(m): 10:55pm On Aug 18, 2006
yo muky and chris ur organization baffles me really.i been askin who i'm gonna battle now and when y'all not even answerin.i guess it's dbizz or w/e his name is.lemme jusss show off a lil sumthin, lyrical exercise. this is not really a batlle rap, juss to scare y'all from battlin me, lol


they say i gotta battle DBIZZ/and i dont kno who dude IZ/but i bet he kno my rhymes tight still wanna battle then u must be STUPID/dependin on how my MOOD IZ/i could break a nigga in half and leave the cops CLUELESS/and my rhymes tighter than a kiddies shoelace so u kno who the SHOE FITS/i'm like Gary Kasparov(great chess player) u can never tell wat my next MOVE IZ/but one thing u all kno i dont bite on people's rhymes like a CHEWSTICK/and ur baby momma cant get enuff of my CUESTICK/we doin it till the early morn and we started juss when the MOON LIT/sumtimes they say i must be on medication cuz my rhymes r TOO SICK/i'm the greatest on nairaland i been showin y'all that for 2 WEEKS/been shootin niggaz down like arrows from CUPID(e.g homo boi)/if rap was soccer i'd make it to any team in the world cuz i'm just TOO FIT/i'm the giant in this mutha fucka y'all niggaz is barely over 2 FEET/i'm finna eat y'all niggaz and discard y'all like a TOOTH PICK/i kno as i'm writin this homo boi(hood boi) prolly eatin on 2 DICKS/so i guess he might also need a TOOTHPICK(lol)/i'm TOO SLEEK/



and i kno for the greatest rapper award y'all judges only got 2 PICKS/

HUSTLER OR NOBODY ELSE CUZ DEEP INSIDE UR MINDS Y'ALL KNO WHO THE SHOE FITS


i'm ready for anyone as long as he/she comes correct/and dont bite ppl'e rhymes like JERRY PEPS


MUKY AND CHRIS better lemme kno the deal cuz i got only dis weekend gotta resume at work next week, ok

hola.
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by opemogaji(m): 12:56am On Aug 19, 2006
Imma lyrists, I blaze you and take your chips after,
A quick clapper, I hold bars down like a Twix wrapper.
After I kill you, and you decay in the sand,
Imma come back to ya hood, and aim for ya man,
I’ll pull the trigger quick once I’m raising my hand,
And if I ain’t kill him, I know I just gave him a tan.
And if I’m falling off, Imma go get my team right,
But niggas will turn on you like Red Light Green Light…
If I miss now, then imma spit at you later nigga,
A spark will lift you out your crib like a babysitter.
And up in the streets too dude my flow is bananas,
I’ll walk up, lift my shirt, and show you the hammer,
Like, give me all the bread or you’ll be a dead gay,
The way I’ll pop you with 5, you’ll think Imma red flag.
And if they deny, I promise that the straps be dumped,
Smacked with the hammer, lump his face like acne bumps.
I could recite shit*, or I could spit my shit* off the top,
I wear wife beaters, you niggas wear halter tops.
You dudes soft like backstreet, but see me, I clap heat,
Shoot at your window and put your brains in the back seat.
And if you with me, then you better ride or die,
Or I’ll light your ass up quick, like a firefly.
I’m holding the crown cause I’m on my savage shit*,
I’ll have Paramedics tell you to breathe like Fabolous.
Or I could throw the hands; I don’t need a clip to fight,
Cause I know fear makes you niggas weak like kryptonite.
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by hoodboi(m): 3:50pm On Aug 19, 2006
ah ha aha, damnnn d only thin u good @ nigga is suckin c**k like i said, d shoe don't fit ya bitch., asshole. now that he's droped i think bizzle shud come finish yaa off
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by hoodboi(m): 4:10pm On Aug 19, 2006
haaaa, hustler u shudn't have done dat, !!!

yeah woo hoodboi's back
now am ready ta step over dis nigga wit ma maybach
yo jerry nd dbizz u don't have ta holla @ dis bitch jst layback
cus when i be done wit him ya'll listen to dis rap nd playback
yo hustler how u gon say i'm gay when u my chicks houseboi
she send u all bout nd i slap u nd tell u ta get me a cup of water
all my former rap were jst a preview now i'm ready fo d slaughter
i'm far mo advanced dan u or dem shishi'll ever be
guess u d new member of d gay boi's band but shud be smarter
u better shut yo mouth bitch nd learn from what i did to yo masters
sisi nd sleek re chillin in a hospital bed wit bandage nd plasters
don't even gotta dis u i cud set ma dog on ya nd he'll show u a thin or 2 bout rap
u nd sleek datin now after sisi gayholla dumped u
come up talkin sh*t my junior bro sent u outa ma hood wit a slap
yo bitch i ain't gonna waste lyrics no mo cus yo lyrics make me wana take a nap
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by mukina2: 9:33pm On Aug 19, 2006
k k guys cuz most of the "greatest" refused to spit we are givin u all anuther go to narrow it down to just four rappers wink

hustler take on sleekmc on sunday 20
menike will take on jackal on monday21
shishi will take on hoodboi on tuesday 22
opemogaji will take on jduck13 on wednesday 23
tianshie will take on toosyno on thursdsay 24
dbizzle take on jerrypeeps on friday 25

out of you all the best will be confirmed
note; we still have the first results,we are waitin to see how this one goes,

if any one does not show up they'll be disqualified


remember, its 25 lines min and 35 max
freestylin no ur momma or daddy
just you and ur opponent
no grouping
no plagarism be original,no copy n paste plsssss rappers cheesy
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by opemogaji(m): 9:36pm On Aug 19, 2006
yea dat wat am talking about,
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by hustler(m): 10:38pm On Aug 19, 2006
jerry peps been bitin nas all this while he's not supposed to be here


and how i would love to rip homo boi first but well i gotta air sleek out 2mrw

LET THE PROCEEDINGS PROCEED.
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by mukina2: 10:40pm On Aug 19, 2006
ok ya'll just show up tha's all cheesy
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by opemogaji(m): 10:41pm On Aug 19, 2006
check it
jus a freestyle off da dome nobody want to see me/
niggaz see me in da drop top everybody want to be me/
my skillz iz da best everythin hard my shytz flawless/
spit more flamez den game i belong next 2 christopher wallace/
my brain iz scrambling jus thynkin of what 2 spit/
jus turning sixteenjanuary 12 but i still wont be legit/
but if anybody want to battle i spit hott sixteenz that'll leave u exasperated/
because i battled my ni66a now im mostly hated/
but my hypothesis/
iz 2 sticc this pen write through your esophagus/
acknowledge how i'd leave your body chopped up in garbagez/
more rhymez comin because i haven't been writin o 4 a minute/
as i could spit 4 hourz all i want 2 do iz kill it/
everybody underestimatez how i write thynk i won't punch ya/
see your mother i'll straight punch her/
because my rhymez iz smokin i'll straight blunt ya/
but if i know u i'll probably take it eazy/
or jus be grimey n treat u like a burger do u real greazy/
but believe me nobody can really compete when i thynk on my feet/
because i spit acapella don really need a beat/
because im like a oozie i keep bringin da heat/
killin freestlers like da onez on theze sitez jus because itz my duty/
2 kill u wit no remorse 2 do like what i would do wit a oozie/
n jus be grimey n when your girl pass by grab her booty/
but jus thynk as i let da paper connect wit da ink/
do u like da mafia tie you to a bricc in da ocean n let your body sink/
i don even knoe how many barz i spit but ya niggaz not ready/
because i keep da shotty near my waste u already knoe da shytz heavy/
because my rhymez iz deadly killin more blacc people den aidz/
as im fierce like a renegade nigga jus let me out da cage/
im in a fvccin rage/
not done yet da gerbal in my brain iz still running on da wheel/
but 4real if ya talk shyt ya going to get da metal n da steel/
because im bout 2 cop a mill/
niggaz should call me wonder because i stay wit da bread/
put da shotty 2 your head/
till your whyte tee iz completely red/
more spitten this shyt iz not written/
because what i spit leave u guys on my dicc n ya really no competition/
since im written hot rhymez that'll make u feel like it'z biggie hear n live/
i could spit 4 dayz that'll have u running 2 your momz/
because my rhymez iz like grenadez itz dropz like taliban bombz/
talkin on da phone because im bored keep on writing/
because i ain't nuttin like HOV im writing not bitin/
but this iz da last bar I'm going to spit 4 ya catz who thynk datz nice/
thynk this shytz hard jus makez u want to read it bacc twice/check it/
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 10:41pm On Aug 19, 2006
Sori guyz il be fuli onlyn n 8 hrs.Who's dat rapa sayn rap's nat poetry?Pls get ready 2 do some xplanatiön.At this stage y'al already know d ful meaning of rap.Check my first post on the thread.Dont say elsewhere that u knw x yet ur ignorant of rap.Its unfair. @muks hope u sent me a mail buz me wen u on.
Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Jduck13(m): 1:01am On Aug 20, 2006
Yo Mukina Who all is in the Next round u never told nobody see I figa I won but U neva told me

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