chris
check ur yim i sent you offlines
so we can paste the results soon and very soon

i do a better job of organising a mating between mine and my boi's dogs than y'all doing this mayne

The Results so Far
==============
Our contestants really tried their bests, but there must be a winner no matter what, in a competition. So far the results are:

Jduck Vs Tianshie:
Winner: Tianshie (Ready for the next round)

Hoodboi Vs Toosyno
Winner: Toosyno (Ready for the next round)

Menike Vs SleekMC
Rematch: Sunday, 27th August, 2006

The other two pairs are yet to drop theirs, and only one pair will be given a chance based on whether or not Menike and Sleek MC honour their rematch. If not, Toosyno and Tianshie will sort it out for the sole position.

So far so good, thanks to all you guyz keeping it real and keeping it alive and going.

Regards,
for: The Judges.

@Chris & Muki
Why on earth do I have to battle that lil boy again
Did y'all check our last battle - Damn

I probably need anwsers but I wud still rip him allday

menike you get to go again cuz it was not balanced

sleek mc wrote once and you wrote more than ones
not ur fault though brother

U say tianshie beat me your crazy Whoeva judged this aint got a clue about rap the only way i would have lost is by dq im the sykest on here

Jduck13:

U say tianshie beat me your crazy Whoeva judged this aint got a clue about rap the only way i would have lost is by dq im the sykest on here

There is always another chance to improve. "You'll always think your father's farm is the biggest until you visit someone else's father's" - A word in your ear.

well i don't got much to say other than i think d judges re partial, diddy nd dizzle shud have been part of d judges dey know bout rap a lot more, clearly jduck finished tianshie nd menike destroyed sleek dis is all wacked nd dis ain't no tourney @ all, i kinda saw this comin. but it's all good u re jst rappers made judges so this is jst woa u think not wat ril judges will consider

yo sisi gayholla i can see u back again, lol

ah i been away fo a while gettin some education
i don't need stimulants to stay sharp
cus i got street education
nd it's better than any medication
dis fat ass big baby sisi gayhola
comin up against me lady yo predecessors were bolder
now i put u in yo place
u nd yo gay boi's band end up in disgrace
u got no more punchlines cus yo lyrics misplaced
dat's why d last time u were spitin nusery rhymes
u don't got no more punchlines nigga
why u so angry now u even takin my diss personal
well dis is jst the preliminaries cus i'm jst warmed up
when i'm thru wit u nd yo gay boi's band u be beggin me ta stop

Just got a call last week from upstate
Heard uv been runnin his mouf,like its got prostate
like J on threat i ma put hands on u
hit u wit d 9 and build desert sands on u
Kiss or diss ,my stuff's gametight
I run the thread,y'all suckas just crap tight

@ANY NIGGA GOIN AFTER HOODBOI

I'm in a mood to put trouble were trouble troubles U
Nigga go hustle before my Hoodloyals move U
So Nigga be careful before U see what we do
I ain't a Houston texas star - But I'ma say Nigga what it do
U mess wit a Hoodloyal ,I'ma bust U up
Talk sh*t nigga U ones said U here fo' some Gay hook up
Sorry Nairaland only Gay dude , I cuszed out of Nairaland
Freewilly- Thatz was his gayish Nairaland name
So I suggest U cud have a Hustlers Ambition on Nairaland
But I always say we Hoodloyal aren't on Nairaland for the fame
Like The Game is the next heir to the Aftermath dynasty
Hoodboi is The Hoodloyal 2nd royal majesty
So any Nigga here who ever fu*cks him, gets down wit me
Cusz I promise to leave that nigga Lyrically deceased
2fine, Jpeeps, Eveseh get it rockin' wit me
Fu*ck Jduck that Nigga 13 still need some Pre- school
I ain't playin - I'ma tell U now hustle yaself out of ya school
Yo !! Jduck I ain't sayin U and I ain't really cool
But Homboi- U need to ask yaself, "Whatz wrong wit U"
This Lyrical lines ain't for Jduck cusz we still cool
But if y'all sayin' HoodBoi was just so fake
I'ma tell U Hustler get ready to get yaself on bake
Ya name is bake oven gettin' ready for some cake
Hoodloyals BiT*ch -I'ma tell U when to take
So U cud take ya signture and put it on change
From that sh*t to- Hustler wit no Record of a Hustle
U say Hood Homos but U represent the Change
From a Man to Woman but still has the name "Hustle"
I see U n' tell Hoodboi "Hood no pursue"
Cusz this Hustler reminds me of a fake Hustle
So I want to say FU*CK HUSTLER - Nigga go Hustle
No stree no press - This is not a game
Hoodloyals not for sale so I say Hustler U cud work away
Take that left crooked way cusz thats the way
To ya grave - " NEVER FU*CK WIT A HOODLOYAL ON A GOODDAY







COULD THIS UP THERE BE CONSIDERED RAP OR UTTER CRAP


N;B MY INSERT QUOTE SHIT AINT WORKING.I THINK THAT BULLSHIT UP THERE WAS POSTED BY SUM DUMMY NAMED MENIKE.

DAT KIDDIE BETTER GROW UP.

hoodboi:

well i don't got much to say other than i think d judges re partial, diddy nd dizzle should have been part of d judges dey know bout rap a lot more, clearly jduck finished tianshie nd menike destroyed sleek this is all wacked nd this ain't no tourney @ all, i kind of saw this comin. but it's all good u re jst rappers made judges so this is jst woa u think not what ril judges will consider

When a rapper comes against another one, there has to be a winner. Everyone is disappointed when they refuse to win, but it's better to keep such comments to yourself at times, because someday it could be your turn to win and the other person to oppose. I shouldn't be slugging this out with you if you agreed to the terms of this tournament but i'll give you the opportunity to analyze the lyrics, pic out the points and score them at your discretion.

Holla back.

Meanwhile the show continues. A true rapper never runs out of lines because these are the phrases his life defines.

Word.

@ christino

I would main goin toe to toe,blow 4 blow wit u? wat o u say? wanna battle?

Dear Sir,
Kindly wait for your turn - the next tournament. Hope you don't run out of steam before then.

Regards,

Hugoboi:

@ christino

I would main goin toe to toe,blow 4 blow wit u? what o u say? want to battle?

Please pay your dues first. I'll ignore any of your comments henceforth, until the end of this tournament. No distraction.

Back to Topic:
Hi Muks,
May not be online tomorrow, please remember to validate.

Regards.

Tha metaphor matador ready 4 tha next battle .

@all tha losers
Quit bitching and study my lines BEFORE you take your medication.Thank you.

jduck and hoodboi you are both good but losing does not make you guys worst c'mon guys no matter what the game states dere must be winners and losers

Eh yo! i wanna be down with y'all and d battle aight

@ christino

like i said what ya'll think don't matter to me, u guys re rappers nd not good @ judgin

yo hustler whatchu doin on here? ain't u meant ta be over @ sleek's house, go suck his d**k mein, bitch, menike is better than anybody in yo bleeped up klick callin yoselves flowmirakulaz u meant ta be d gay boi's band play some sissy music,

hoodboi no need to lash out @anyone so had you won you wouldnt be hittin on chris or me ait?

if you want a rematch say so

Everythin' bout the Tourney doesn't really matter now y'all

@ Hustler

hustler:


N;B.I THINK THAT BULLSHIT UP THERE WAS POSTED BY SUM DUMMY NAMED MENIKE.

DAT KIDDIE BETTER GROW UP.

Did U say grow Up -
My last Album back in July sold 1000 copies it's 1st week of release
(I was a 4mer member of The INC, iLLWILL Records (Nas's Label) -)
(Now signed to Deathrow east) - This Nigga talkin' sh*t
Nigga I want to believe - U just a Rookie in Nairaland 4 U to say
Menike is a" Kiddie better Grow Up"
Boi get ya Mom - I'ma Bleep her and our baby goin' be like U in 2hr

I gat a baby - Whose gonna bring Joy to my Life (4 tha rest of My life)

So U better get ya mind right - And do sumthin' wit ya life
Cusz Nairaland won't get U to my Class

@ menike

u didnt juss mention my moms did u??

it's on kiddie.
i'mmma make ur nairaland member ship HELL.u'll regret ever signin up i swear.

wack kiddie.

YO WE DIDNT LOSE i WANT A REMATCH I RESPECT U BUT I DONT LOSE and I didnt I killed dat chump I blow all these cats away only ones who stand a chance is Hoodboi and Menike
and Menike havin to reface Weak Mc is whack hes way better than him anyways anyone wants to battle me then bring it

@ Tianshee
Homey I'm thirteen homey im da sykest
My rymes is straight fitter den da fittest
Id be Iller than u even if u had cancer
I keep da club hyphy keep any dancer
Out dey seat and ready to move to da beat
U done met ya maker bow down kiss my feet
IM da potter of Da game because da game is my clay
I keep it fresh keep it alive keep da weak away
And as my syllabbles fly all u niggas die
and i keep da street sweet jus like my rymes
yea I love da Game but I aint tryin to take it
Why take what I own yea I was da man to make it
and u come at me like u know me
U say u do well lil homey show me

@jduck
There's blood in your brain where i stabbed your muse
that's why you sound deadbeat no spunk or juice
you're not wack your brain's just front to back
your lines are slack
flopped on the page like jack
you must be jill you sound like a b*tch on crack
melt anythin you put on wax
bust any cat
i'm a mac eleven
you're just a dart on the rack
quick to miss the bull's eye when i hola back!
why you dissin on my ma
you was told that you couldnt
must have been born in a porn flick
so i guess that you wouldnt
know a mama's love
you're just eleven
you couldnt f*ck
plus your balls just the size of my pinkie's rock
don't make laugh son your life must suck
must be lonely in the tunnel that your life is stuck
puhleez
come to save the day?
come to take the game away?
you must be high on DC comics or you're smoking hay again
its too far fetched to call this competition
i done battled with myself all day check the diction.

VERSE ONE (KILLING HIM)
@Jduck13

If rap was a street it would be TIANSHIE/
but man, if all rhymes could speak yours would squeal like a banshee/
don't google yet it means ghost/scots love to host/
and that is what'chu gon' be when my thumb hit post/
I'm a planet revolvin'/ you're just a moon in my orbit/
I'm a star in the night/ you're the night that I light/
little kid I know the truth is dawnin/
you couldn't measure up by evolution if you got help from darwin/
I'll make it simple/put down the mike and pick a pencil/
now start to scribble/mukina2 your just a devil/
I'm just a pimple/TIANSHIE mein is gon' bust me/
you so must hate me/or maybe just you two could be datin/
see I'm not fakin/
I'm the equivalent of genghis khan/
and chaka khan/ rolled into one/
my rap attack cause heart attack/ best be on your guard/
remove your hand fom over your heart/don't be silly/
if you wore a microscope still you couldn't see me/
I'm the/
reason for the word incredible/my heights be unattainable/
by roach like you who be expendable/
delectable like seafood/come through/
like the honie in the see through/blow the spot like a nuke do/
you can start with the boo hoo/i'll send you tissues/
but your guaranteed a setback I done left you with fissures/
plus you'll never touch the mike/your a duck/and a minor/
and only birds I know talk is budgy and minah/


@ Tianshie
Jduck is here came to save the day
Jduck is here to take the game away
and here to stop this preschool poet
elementary rap hes whack and his verse show it
What u say homey learn to make sense
Whats that u earn man nothin but cents
I'm in da game Rymin spit quick and flowin
Got lots of dough so my dynasty be growin
This Beat is my my mind pumps like my heart
this beatiful art rips emcees apart
not only my beat but my Lyrics too
I can see da fear from da true view
So stop posin as a thug u lil preschool punk
and get some new Lyrics stop postin Junk


@ Tianshie
Yo I get da club hyphy
Ya mom shaw wifey
She treats me nicely
so we screwin by da nightly
She say she love me i say I love her backdats a lie I got twenty more girls on da side
and enough bought ya momma because she gettin old
aint been done in so long bet her couchy growin mold
now about u learn from ya daddy my son
and maybe one day like me u be # 1

This is what the battle looked like and u say I lost This aint my best work but its still better than tianshies Iam much better and I want a rematch if weak mc gets to rematch Menike I should defanately get to rematch tianshie

Yo Jduck n' Hoodboi (Do me a Favor- Get a Shovel n' Dig 2ft 4 this Nigga)

@ Hustler aka. The Butler   (I gat 10lines 4 U)

U call me a Kiddie kiddie- Get ready 4 som pity pity
Fall back U say Menike is wack, I'ma pour 8lines on U pa
In ya 20's - Ya face reminds girls of an slowpoke filthy
Ya styles is wack - U wear bedsheetz n' still call it clothes pa
Hoodloyals comeback U mess wit a Don
Get ya self buried by the loyal G's in my Clan
I Say ya Mama - Nigga Whatchu goin do
Pack ya self like another one of Noodle soup
I'ma stop right now n' switch my beatz
I gat more problem right now that the Late Notorious BIG

                 Fu*ck The Butler

menike:

Everythin' bout the Tourney doesn't really matter now y'all

@ Hustler
Did U say grow Up -
My last Album back in July sold 1000 copies it's 1st week of release
(I was a 4mer member of The INC, iLLWILL Records (Nas's Label) -)
(Now signed to Deathrow east) - This Nigga talkin' sh*t
Nigga I want to believe - U just a Rookie in Nairaland 4 U to say
Menike is a" Kiddie better Grow Up"
Boi get ya Mom - I'ma mess her and our baby goin' be like U in 2hr

I gat a baby - Whose going to bring Joy to my Life (4 tha rest of My life)

So U better get ya mind right - And do sumthin' wit ya life
Cusz Nairaland won't get U to my Class

@ MENIKE
I WARNED U KIDDIE.NOW U GON GET IT.

kiddie u was picked in the DUMPSTER thats y ur shit's GARBAGE/
i roll with certified MOBSTERS inflicting major DAMAGE/
u a product of a QUICKIE/
1 minute sex kid thats y u so SILLY/
muthafukking retarded KIDDIE/
u dont want it WITH ME/
u say u been with murda inc but the closest u got to em was playin DEF jam VENDETTA
i'mma fukk u and ur gay crew up with my TECHS AND BERETTA/
they fukked ur moms with a VIBRATOR/
and OUT CAME U dats y u look like an ALLIGATOR/
but i dont BLAME U
bloody retarded kiddie against me wouldn't stand HALF A CHANCE/
i'll separate ur body distribute parts of u to PARTS OF FRANCE/
i'll put a lil price on ur HEAD/
one cent to be exact and trust me i'm still gon find u DEAD/
in a hundred years time u still gon be below my LEVEL/
but u might not make a hundred years cuz my nine will send to hell soon to go play poker with DEVIL/
i'm well respected ur moms travels down to CUM and kiss my FEET/
she likes suckin my GUN so i let her always play with the HEAT/
talkin bout my kiddie aint got a home he lives on the STREETS/
but i'mma suck u for 10 bucks so he can have sumthin to EAT(LOL)/
but i aint let her cuz her breath stinks like she aint been brushin her TEETH/
so kiddie there goes ur chance to EAT/
u say ur photo album sellin a thousand COPIES/
i guess u so gay ur gay homies LOVE IT/
u say u now signed to DEATH ROW EAST/
dats ver very good cuz my nine gon kill u anyway make u look like a SCARE CROW BEAST/
i''mma take u out anywhere muthafukka it's ON/
and i swear the last thing u gon see on this earth is the barrel of my GUN/



i warned u bastard.dont start what u cant finish.i'mma hunt ur ass down fool.

watch ur back i'm coming to get ya u prick.

wherever u claim u @ london , lagos, ny, houston, i will get ya mutha fukka.

plus y does ur mom keep beepin my fone.dont she have money to calllmao.she'a always flashin me.hehehehe

yo, hustler, u wanna join ma crew?, holla nigga, u spit da real playa!

dang some people are sneaky if u wann@ copy and paste from another rap forum, at least be smart enough to use it as an example to make your own rhyme not to copy everything and claim it's urs. other people go to freestyle rap forums just to get ideas and make their own hottt rhyme but some fake thugs in here are copyin the whole ish from website rap forums
dang! dang!! dang!!!
am not tha type that put ppl on blast buh u kno who u are

@ 2fine
lets kno who.

i kno u mad i killed ur boi anyway.lets kno who and paste the source too.
'
we'll all be waiting.

2fine4u:

dang some people are sneaky if u wann@ copy and paste from another rap forum, at least be smart enough to use it as an example to make your own rhyme not to copy everything and claim it's urs. other people go to freestyle rap forums just to get ideas and make their own hottt rhyme but some fake thugs in here are copyin the whole ish from website rap forums
dang! dang!! dang!!!
am not tha type that put people on blast buh u kno who u are

@ 2fine
I took his sh*t as wack - But I'm happy U said all I wanted to
So I'ma tell him sumthin' quickily

@ Butler (Aka. Hustler)

Y'all wait a Minute n' watch me slay this Butler
Nigga talk sh*t bout me like Jefferies The Butler
Nigga U say U hustle - I see U did a Good job
Copy n' paste rhymes guarantees U another gay Mouth Gig
My parts are tight thats why I get down wit Suge Knight
Be in Nairaland n' watch me work on 2pac song this night
First off - Fu*ck tha Bit*ch n' all sh*t U claim
Queensbrigde my block - I'm glad I spit it wit fame
U claim to be a playa but I'ma bust U butler
Claim to hustle but don't even know the definition of the Hustle
Get back to Shishi - Get ya game hyphy n' tight
Cusz U dissin' me remind me of Bow Wow dissin' Micheal Watts
I met dude from past n' future - J.M.J to Slim Thug bit*ch
I'm a Major when it comes to dissin' Homo's bit*ch
I chill in Nairaland just to catch my fun - Ask Jackal
His the only Nigga that took my rhymes off the Line
Now we chill in Hoodloyals - We die in the same line
Butler - I go head to Head with Niggas livin on my line
New York's my page - I live n' Die in the York
Fu*ck The Butler , You remind me of unworthy Pork

@  menike

on the real boi.ur shit is wack, step ur game up, u aint worth my lines.u a bloody waste of time,

u not on my level dude, ur rap makes no sense at all.plus it gladdens my heart all the time when ppl say my rhymes aint mine cuz i kno i'm gettin better,

and to think i juss started rhymin again after a 2 yr hiatus.

u and ur homo loyals need to step ur rap game up, ON THE REAL,

TRUTH HURTS KIDDIES, deal with it.lol

u damnn rite i want a rematch, i even wanted ta challenge hustler nd them shishi to a to a no rules thingy but i'll jst be wastin my rhymes., so toosyno wherever u re come @ me dawg.


2 fine baby how u dey mami? it's a good thin u ignored that gay fool it makes him look like d fool he already is.

@jduck u cudn't have said it better mein.

@ hustler a lil sumthin fo ya

I checked out d rap hall of fame i nd i found d hoodloyal boi's
found a lot mo other peeps doin sh*t nd keepin dere game tite
menike jduck hoodboi nd jerry peps we d top dawgs
we don't gotta waste time nd bark wit underbugs
u iz a filthy bug jst trying to attach but it's all good
we'll get u a dog like sleek so u can stay on his ass all day
niggaz in yo hood run from u now cus mein u iz gay
lookin fo a privates to suck nd some guy to play
but u've not grown up cus u still believe in santa ridin on his sleigh
pimpin lil boi's that's yo game u iz a wanabee gangstar
show's in yo lines they wacked nd peeps know u as a prankster
u talkin bout holdin a nine but nigga u still scared of waterguns
menike sold dat much cus d peeps love him his lines re tite
but u ain't even seen studio equipment before bitch
runnin bout nd doin sh*t u see on cartoon network
flyin bout wit yo bedsh*t feelin like superman
i'm yo idol boi u see me nd ma boi's ridin nd u know we superstars
before u come up talkin sh*t go to da street's nd ask bout who we be
bitch,