Wet dreamzz, wet dreamszzzz... Yea I know its wet dreams said my dad.
My dad have been screaming wet dreams since morning over here in obudu ranch. You see, I sleep in the same mattress with my dad,
He took me with him to obudu (ranch) because he had a business meeting there. He brought me so I could learn and have experience, and so I won't run his (phucking) company down when his 16ft below earth level (yea, I'll bury him 16ft so the maggots won't get him).
I sleep in same bed with my dad coz we arrived at obudu late, and the whole hotel room space was filled and booked. Not that we can't afford a room with 2 mattress. the thing is, there is no hotel with 2 mattress space in obudu as I am typing this wonderful bad piece.


Please I will write the body of the story in Nigerian language.

Na so. The main reason why I d write this thing be say, as we reach obudu cattle ranch, We and my papa com say make we stroll small go see Donald duke im wonderful village..
As we come the go, my papa come see him friend.... Him come take excuss from me to go meet him friend.
As my papa com commot, I come continue the nack my aboki the tour around the ranch.
As I the go, I come see 1 fine girl way I nono weather na ogbange born am... The girl even fine pass my NAIRALAND MiRaCy(ma queen). So as a sharp and intelligent business man when fuckkkk don the hungry since 4 cable car (I nono y my prik stand for cable car) I rush go meet this ogbange, start to the tell her how she fine and how her karika papaya size bossom /bottom the make my abunna go crazy .
As I d tell her, she come smile for me come draw me 4 tie like dog enter inside one Bush like that when snow done full, we Bleep ooooooooooo till my sperm com d pump small small if I 1 release am. As we don the Bleep the 15tint round, I come hear as my popC the shout Jay.....Jay... Where the Bleep is this Jay of a boy for crying the_fuck out louuuuuuuud.


I come get up, wear my shirt sharp sharp... As I d try to luck my zip, I come mistakenly zip my head of dick..chaiiiiiiiichaiiiiiichaiiiii i shouted in Chinese! The girl 2 come get up, pass apiam way go her ha- mtchew I nono where she go jare!


The problem am facing now is that, any time I sleep, I see this girl naked in my dreams... And any time I see her in my dreams, I piss sperm everywhere.. And this makes my dad run mad.
He's now thinking am a pervert and that I can't control my own piss(sperm) at 28..
Please advice me... I don't want my dad to think I'm incompetent & that I can't control his company since I can't control my obunna from pissing sperm at Knight.

Please mods move this to front page.

ŶPÚ ĤÁVĔ ŤŐ ŤŔŶ ŔĔÁĹĹŶ ĤÁŔĎ ŤŐ ŚÚŔPÁŚŚ ÁŃĎŶßĹÁŹĔ.. .
ŃĨČĔ ŤŔŶ sha

After all this beautiful nonsense u wrote I could not understand the message u ar passing across

iceberylin: ŶPÚ ĤÁVĔ ŤŐ ŤŔŶ ŔĔÁĹĹŶ ĤÁŔĎ ŤŐ ŚÚŔPÁŚŚ ÁŃĎŶßĹÁŹĔ.. .
ŃĨČĔ ŤŔŶ sha

please who's andyblaze? is she a girl? she beautiful?

edozie04: After all this beautiful nonsense u wrote I could not understand the message u ar passing across

When u reach 18 u will understand.

jboy73: When u reach 18 u will understand.

lols,sorry but I have passed that a very long time ago

edozie04: lols,sorry but I have passed that a very long time ago

k, y don't u understand then?

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just can't believe this topic dint make Fp_fuck

so angrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy grrrrrh just saw her again.

am I d only 1 here? guest.! hello guest? com on, talk 2 me guest.

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