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Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Jambofficer(f): 7:20am On Oct 08, 2014
10 TYPES OF STUDENT YOU SEE IN SCHOOL
1. The rich guy/gal: This one comes to school
as if
he/
she is
packing into a new apartment. They have everytin,
fan,
dryer, tv
and all sorts of gadgets..and if any is stolen,
they
get another
one ASAP.
2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room
preaching d
gospel. not bad though
3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin....salt,
peper,
shoes
and even boxers and pant...and dey behave as
if
their father owns the
world.
4. The lucky Friends: these ones Always comes
around
wen d
food is ready...as if dem plant camera to monitor
you.
5. The village man: this one comes to school
wit all
sort of tinz
like Maize, ogiri, achi, cassava flour, cutlass (may b
to farm
who
knws?).
6. The problem solvers: this one's room is
Always full
during
exam and test as students wants to get
solution to
deir
academic problems from him..na only God knw whr dem
go
since.
7. The lover boys: This one dont cook but
brings
food from
different gals everyday...i heard its called
"COOLER
MINISTRY"
8. The thieves: these once will be like, "I like this
your Shoe o"
b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.
9. The gamers: these ones plays games...pes,
fifa,
Nfs,
killswitch and others all day. 10. The Cooks: These ones enter the kitchen
more
often than the rats living there.They cook all
day
that you begin to wonder if they were employed
to cook or to study.
TRUE OR FALSE?
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Bryanmatthew: 7:26am On Oct 08, 2014
That's true. You can try to edit it. Looks rough. www.nairaland.com/1930784/local-government-answer-local-development help me respond to the thread above. Thanks
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by watchthisposter(m): 7:30am On Oct 08, 2014
The bookworm: Has a library in his room, and still spends the entire day in the library

Runzgirl: Leaves by 8PM every night

Kiss-a$$: Always following lecturers around, carrying their books and doing errands for them in hope of a few extra marks

Copy-copy: Don't sit anywhere near him

Only shows up on exam day: You never see him/her. You are not even sure if he is part of your class abi na machinery

Fashion challenge: Latest hair, clothes and shoes/accesories designed to make everyone jealous

The inexplicable: Typically a guy, a very unserious student that somehow always manages to perform brilliantly. He never reads, rarely comes to class or sits at the back whenever he does come and yet often performs among the top 10/5

The how-did-he/she-pass-jamb?: Can't do the simplest arithmetic, has trouble reading and writing simple english, yet somehow is in final year studying engineering in a federal university
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by oluwadanie1(m): 7:39am On Oct 08, 2014
The disciples: they can escort a girl from lagos to borno, but when it comes to escorting a boy, they give provoking excuses.

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Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Harmthe(m): 7:50am On Oct 08, 2014
gudu morning

let me just sit down dey luk wen d "ten types of a thing will end on nairaland"
.
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Nobody: 7:53am On Oct 08, 2014
The Church Worker Boy that loves clubbing, partying, chasing girls and smoking weeed..
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Piloeternity(m): 7:56am On Oct 08, 2014
There's a thread for this already! Search for it pls.
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Isryl02(m): 7:59am On Oct 08, 2014
Na 'type type' kum dy reign nw 4 NL
Mak me sef go arrange 10 types of mess
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Skykid1208(m): 7:59am On Oct 08, 2014
Another one
Not Again!!!!!!!
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Ayotricks(m): 8:20am On Oct 08, 2014
all dis type of pple self....I don tire to d read dem self.....
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Nobody: 8:29am On Oct 08, 2014
I Am Here On Behalf Of Nlers To Congratulate You On The Most Senseless Post Ever. Keep It Up Bro, Half Bread Is Better Then Kulikuli grin
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by AfricanApple(f): 9:18am On Oct 08, 2014
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Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by blackfase(m): 10:04am On Oct 08, 2014
HBD jambofficer....many hearty cheers xoxo

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Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Nobody: 10:21am On Oct 08, 2014
For you little mind you the aim frontpage abi undecided


oga seun why rule 17 no dey nairaland abi nah only me the notice am
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Zellie: 10:42am On Oct 08, 2014
Someone wants to make front page.

God bless your hustle grin
Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by Bootybuttchic(f): 11:48am On Oct 08, 2014
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