1.The Sadist – Most students are scared
of him. He comes to class, threatens
everyone, you rarely see him smile,
always serious with a straight face. He
never gives an ‘A’ and when result
comes out, his courses are always mass
failure. He is usually the most hated
lecturer.
2.The comedian – He is more or less a
stand-up comedian. Always lively,
students look forward to his laugher-
filled lectures but once taken for
granted, he can be shocking. He is
usually stingy with marks/grades.
3.The Student lecturers – Also known as
Assistant lecturers. They usually start
as errand boys to some top lecturers
in the department, they mark exam
scripts, invigilate during tests & exams
and later graduate to helping the
lecturers with some of their lectures.
They are usually hyperactive,
aggressive and proud which usually
results into a clash with the students.
4.The Crazy Lecturer – He rarely smiles,
does things in an unusual manner
including ways of speaking(with big
grammar like Hon. Patrick
Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense
(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo
Oritsejafor). He is always REAL and
serious, doesn’t care what his students
feels or think about him, highly
unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs
until the students complains.
5.The Fatherly Lecturer – He is always
matured, homely, approachable, and
friendly. He takes his time to
extensively teach his students in such a
way that once you fail his course, you
know that you truly deserve to fail. He
is students’ favourite.
6.The Lazy Lecturer – He comes to class
twice in a semester(One, for course
introduction & later, for revision, a
week to Exams). He doesn’t lecture nor
teach, he only comes to read out loud
while the students listen. He doesn’t
care if you understand or not, and 15
or 20mins, he is done for the day’s
lecture.
7.The ‘Runs’ lecturer – He comes to
class, gives shabby lectures and drop
his mobile digits or his errand boy’s
digits(The coded students knows what
to do). #5k for ‘C’, #8k for ‘B’ and
#10k for ‘A’ depending on the
importance or Unit of the course.
8.The Departmental dog – Woman
wrapper. He takes advantage of any
vulnerable female student, it doesn’t
matter how young she is, the sex
addict just want to get laid at the
slightest opportunity. Hide your babe,
sister, daughter from him.
9.The story teller – 90% of his lecture is
the story about his days in the
University and how serious/dedicated
they were those days + how he still
consult his 1973 lecture notebook. He
talks about how bad the Gov’t and the
school management is, especially if he
is an ardent ASUU member. He usually
receive at least 10 phone calls within a
lecture.
10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy G.O) –
This type of lecturer comes to class to
chip in the Gospel within his lecture,
inviting the entire class to his church
& mid week programmes. He is always
gentle & Godly.
10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) – He
comes to class and usually separates
the female students from the male
students before his lecture begins. He
looks gentle and you don’t need to be
told before you know he is a muslim.
Take him for granted and you will pay
dearly for it.
You are free to add yours

The proud/over sabi: they are gurus(double first class) and waste no time in blowing there own trumpet, their lecturing is just 2 Advanced, they don't bother carrying the weaker brethrens along, they don't answer questions that are not "up to their standard" cos they believe "you should know that elementary stuff by now" they breeze tru the course content carrying few members of the class along, their exams n marking schemes ofcos are PG standard.


while writing this, had one man in mind.
Dr Engr Cosmas Ogbuka my EE211 lecture.

In addition:
11. The busy bee lecturer. This lecturer is always very serious and busy in his steps, looks and action. He has no time and always too serious. He stresses students a lot because of his fix and cancel style of lectures.
12. The overdetailed lecturer. This category are well read and researched. They are strict, elaborate and highly unpredictable. They don't care about students feelings. They lecture full time and most time borrow extra time. They hardly miss lectures and hardly finish syllabus.
13. The tribalistic lecturer. He tries to know every body's tribe. Grade A belongs only to students from their tribe. Other students can only get 59 or 69.
14. The cold devil lecturer. He is your friend but like the wolves in sheeps clothing. He devours your CGPA yet smiles unnecesarilly. He is cold calm and wicked.
15. The Mr Rule lecturer. Obey his rules, you will never have problem. Violate his rules and you will never pass even if you are the best student. He hardly pardons or listen to pleas.