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Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 1:46am On Oct 11, 2014
1.Every Sunday is RICE
2.Every northerner is a MUSLIM
3.Every motorcycle is OKADA
4.Every oversea based guy is RICH
5.Every detergent is OMO
6.Every Chinese knows KARATE
7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
8.Every whiteman is RICH and CONNECTED
9.Every police takes BRIBE
10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the poor
ones are MALLAM
11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE
12.Every Brazilian is a FOOTBALLER
13.Every igboman likes MONEY
14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED
15.Every Indian is a WITCH or WIZARD
16.Every kidnappers comes from ASABA
17. Anybody attending government school is poor.
18. Anybody that falls in the church by annointing is posses. And if you don't fall, then u don't know Jesus.
19.every Ijebu is stingy
20. Every 1 who has high temperature has ebola
21. Every politician is a thief.
22. Every student on glasses is brilliant.
23. Every diaper na pampers
24. Every sausage roll, na gala......every season cube,
na maggi
.. which of these is correct? add urs...

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by mrpackager(m): 4:11am On Oct 11, 2014
ftc...wl cum bk wen it mks fp
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Bethiano(m): 5:04am On Oct 11, 2014
How we for do nah. Na so our pattern be... Its called stereotypes. Also know that every nation has theirs, its not particular to Nigeria
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Mutuwa(m): 5:08am On Oct 11, 2014
Every nigerian thinks he/she is SMART
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by MrPeaceman(m): 5:30am On Oct 11, 2014
Every Nigerian assumes he knows everything about Nigerians.

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 5:41am On Oct 11, 2014
Every northerner is a boko haramist..
Every lecture is intelligent..
Every chinese product is fake..
Every local goods is made in aba..
Every rich igbo man did rituals..
Every fulani loves cows more than his life..
Every chelsea fan is a tout..
Every arsenal play is a kid and injury prone..
Every *like* on social network from a girls means she needs me...
Lobaton jhur.

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by killercute16(m): 5:51am On Oct 11, 2014
Every detergent is omo.

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 6:44am On Oct 11, 2014
Every successful girl is a runz girl grin

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 9:06am On Oct 11, 2014
Bethiano:
How we for do nah. Na so our pattern be... Its called stereotypes. Also know that every nation has theirs, its not particular to Nigeria
Which is also the reason Why I love this country!
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 9:07am On Oct 11, 2014
mrpackager:
ftc...wl cum bk wen it mks fp
Am So sure that it won't
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 9:10am On Oct 11, 2014
Every toothpaste is closeup
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 9:15am On Oct 11, 2014
All soft drinks are called "mineral"
All Fathers came first position while at school.
India beat Nigeria 99~1 because the ... ... ... ball
turned into a Lion
If your wealth starts reducing its your village people
that are
doing you something (Vodoo).
Every commodity outside Africa is original.
Anybody with Aids got it through s x.
She's a Calabar girl "chai" she go sabi do...."

You must finish the rice before you touch the meat
Every insecticide is called Fleet.
Any rich Hausa is an Alhaji', The poor ones are Aboki'
shuo"
If You smoke, you're an armed robber!
If you find money on the floor, Step on it on it before
picking it up, else you turn to Yam!
Only science students are smart
Once you travel overseas you must be very rich, as if
they share money on the plane
Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg lol
Every Girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept
with him.
You must buy bread when traveling
When you loose a tooth, throw it on the roof of the
house, and run round the house 7 times

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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by christejames(m): 9:40am On Oct 11, 2014
Truly Nigerian, where they assume that anybody pressing his phone is chatting... LOL! ...every pain relieving drug is paracetamol! Chaii!
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 9:58am On Oct 11, 2014
joshbouy:
All soft drinks are called "mineral"
All Fathers came first position while at school.
India beat Nigeria 99~1 because the ... ... ... ball
turned into a Lion
If your wealth starts reducing its your village people
that are
doing you something (Vodoo).
Every commodity outside Africa is original.
Anybody with Aids got it through s x.
She's a Calabar girl "chai" she go sabi do...."

You must finish the rice before you touch the meat
Every insecticide is called Fleet.
Any rich Hausa is an Alhaji', The poor ones are Aboki'
shuo"
If You smoke, you're an armed robber!
If you find money on the floor, Step on it on it before
picking it up, else you turn to Yam!
Only science students are smart
Once you travel overseas you must be very rich, as if
they share money on the plane
Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg lol
Every Girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept
with him.
You must buy bread when traveling
When you loose a tooth, throw it on the roof of the
house, and run round the house 7 times
I score 100 /100. Please mail this to chinedueseicheasudo@gmail.com
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by micolaj: 11:02am On Oct 11, 2014
Every red colour signifies evil.
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by tosyne2much(m): 11:15am On Oct 11, 2014
A guy must beg you b4 you allow him bleep you
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Rapsainot(m): 11:20am On Oct 11, 2014
Every toothpaste is mc-clean grin
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 1:12pm On Oct 11, 2014
asuustrike1:

I score 100 /100. Please mail this to chinedueseicheasudo@gmail.com
I don't understand

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