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Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 1:46am On Oct 11, 2014 |
1.Every Sunday is RICE 2.Every northerner is a MUSLIM 3.Every motorcycle is OKADA 4.Every oversea based guy is RICH 5.Every detergent is OMO 6.Every Chinese knows KARATE 7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN 8.Every whiteman is RICH and CONNECTED 9.Every police takes BRIBE 10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the poor ones are MALLAM 11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE 12.Every Brazilian is a FOOTBALLER 13.Every igboman likes MONEY 14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED 15.Every Indian is a WITCH or WIZARD 16.Every kidnappers comes from ASABA 17. Anybody attending government school is poor. 18. Anybody that falls in the church by annointing is posses. And if you don't fall, then u don't know Jesus. 19.every Ijebu is stingy 20. Every 1 who has high temperature has ebola 21. Every politician is a thief. 22. Every student on glasses is brilliant. 23. Every diaper na pampers 24. Every sausage roll, na gala......every season cube, na maggi .. which of these is correct? add urs... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by mrpackager(m): 4:11am On Oct 11, 2014 |
ftc...wl cum bk wen it mks fp |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Bethiano(m): 5:04am On Oct 11, 2014 |
How we for do nah. Na so our pattern be... Its called stereotypes. Also know that every nation has theirs, its not particular to Nigeria |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Mutuwa(m): 5:08am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every nigerian thinks he/she is SMART |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by MrPeaceman(m): 5:30am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every Nigerian assumes he knows everything about Nigerians. 1 Like |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 5:41am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every northerner is a boko haramist.. Every lecture is intelligent.. Every chinese product is fake.. Every local goods is made in aba.. Every rich igbo man did rituals.. Every fulani loves cows more than his life.. Every chelsea fan is a tout.. Every arsenal play is a kid and injury prone.. Every *like* on social network from a girls means she needs me... Lobaton jhur. 1 Like |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by killercute16(m): 5:51am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every detergent is omo. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 6:44am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every successful girl is a runz girl 1 Like |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 9:06am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Bethiano:Which is also the reason Why I love this country! |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 9:07am On Oct 11, 2014 |
mrpackager:Am So sure that it won't |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 9:10am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every toothpaste is closeup |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 9:15am On Oct 11, 2014 |
All soft drinks are called "mineral" All Fathers came first position while at school. India beat Nigeria 99~1 because the ... ... ... ball turned into a Lion If your wealth starts reducing its your village people that are doing you something (Vodoo). Every commodity outside Africa is original. Anybody with Aids got it through s x. She's a Calabar girl "chai" she go sabi do...." You must finish the rice before you touch the meat Every insecticide is called Fleet. Any rich Hausa is an Alhaji', The poor ones are Aboki' shuo" If You smoke, you're an armed robber! If you find money on the floor, Step on it on it before picking it up, else you turn to Yam! Only science students are smart Once you travel overseas you must be very rich, as if they share money on the plane Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg lol Every Girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him. You must buy bread when traveling When you loose a tooth, throw it on the roof of the house, and run round the house 7 times 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by christejames(m): 9:40am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Truly Nigerian, where they assume that anybody pressing his phone is chatting... LOL! ...every pain relieving drug is paracetamol! Chaii! |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 9:58am On Oct 11, 2014 |
joshbouy:I score 100 /100. Please mail this to chinedueseicheasudo@gmail.com |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by micolaj: 11:02am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every red colour signifies evil. |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by tosyne2much(m): 11:15am On Oct 11, 2014 |
A guy must beg you b4 you allow him bleep you |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Rapsainot(m): 11:20am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Every toothpaste is mc-clean |
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by joshbouy(m): 1:12pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
asuustrike1:I don't understand |
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